untamable turtle

untamable turtle

After you defeated Safari Jack and all his goblin hirelings ran away, you found this turtle in one of the boxes they left behind. You're pretty sure it's alive -- at least, you think you saw something blink when you looked in the front -- but it doesn't seem particularly willing to come out of its shell. It certainly isn't willing to be taught how to cling to some part of your body and protect you from the violent attacks of your enemies, which is very strange behavior for a turtle.

Maybe all the excitement has given it a case of shell shock. Ha ha... sorry.

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