| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #92 | Liam's mail | 6 |
| #857 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 31 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #116 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #450 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #118 | Spookyraven signet | 5 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 41 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #103 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 4 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #22 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 424 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #28 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #312 | bottle of goofballs | 77 |
| #30 | bread roll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #111 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| #34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #50 | cashew | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #117 | frigid derringer | 5 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #34 | green bean casserole | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #117 | haunted bindle | 3 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #34 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #36 | mince pie | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #953 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #57 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #60 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #63 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #57 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #101 | smoldering bagel punch | 4 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1494 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1703 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1211 | stuffed key | 31 |
| #390 | stuffed martini | 23 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1602 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #638 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 34 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1899 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1402 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
| #1075 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #72 | tie-dyed fannypack | 6 |
| #5 | tiny baby scorpion | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #31 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |