| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #909 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #91 | Liam's mail | 6 |
| #860 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 31 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #115 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #446 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #117 | Spookyraven signet | 5 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 41 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #101 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 4 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #315 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #24 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 424 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #318 | bottle of goofballs | 77 |
| #31 | bread roll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #110 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| #36 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #52 | cashew | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #624 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #116 | frigid derringer | 5 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #35 | green bean casserole | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #1851 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #117 | haunted bindle | 3 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #594 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #36 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #37 | mince pie | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #959 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #59 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #60 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #64 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #58 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #101 | smoldering bagel punch | 4 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1367 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #141 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1500 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #922 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1215 | stuffed key | 31 |
| #391 | stuffed martini | 23 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1610 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #639 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 34 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1901 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1403 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
| #1078 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #35 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #71 | tie-dyed fannypack | 6 |
| #5 | tiny baby scorpion | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #32 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |