Museum :: Elmo_The

Elmo_The_Thundergod

Rank	Item	Quantity
#8	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	13
#19	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	187
#24	"caramel" orange	90
#41	"meat" stick	59
#33	11-leaf clover	96
#87	1952 Mickey Mantle card	60
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#349	A. W. O. L. commendation	17
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#140	BACON	11
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#36	BGE merchandise order form	83
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#105	BGE shotglass	45
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#13	BURT	1,098
#219	Baja sopapilla	4
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#194	Black No. 2	45
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#69	Bulky Buddy Box	41
#20	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	21
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	10
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	10
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#45	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	9
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#43	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	9
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#47	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	8
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1375	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#141	CRIMBCO wine	50
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#228	CRIMBCOLOAF	10
#57	CSA discount card	250
#81	CSA fire-starting kit	311
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
🥈	Charter: Nellyville	61
#38	Cheer-Up soda	21
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#66	Comet Drop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#152	Crimbo Credit	81
#11	Crimbo Factory surprise box	151
#191	Crimbo candied pecan	95
🥈	Crimbo cookie sheet	1,098
#61	Crimbo crystal shards	5
#16	Crimbo dinner	66
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#64	Crimbo food scraps	143
#145	Crimbo fudge	161
#201	Crimbo peppermint bark	81
#41	Crimbo pie	120
#327	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#11	Crimbo train emergency brake	266
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#111	Crimbojito	2
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#106	Crimbonium fuel rod	24
#20	Crimbosmopolitan	68
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#154	Crimbot battery	9
#206	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	15
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#97	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#105	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	5
#72	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	9
#124	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#122	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	4
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#134	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	35
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#185	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	7
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#201	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	17
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#216	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	5
#199	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	16
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#208	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	14
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#475	Crimboween memo	21
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer breeches	8
#31	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	27
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#22	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	9
#42	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	284
#26	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#14	Crimbuccaneer lantern	4
#48	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	19
#18	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
#127	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	71
#64	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#50	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	23
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#15	Crimbuccaneer shirt	37
#25	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	4
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	5
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	26
#1316	Crimbuck	318
#7	Crimbylow-rise jeans	4
#148	D roll	83
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#4	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	100
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#6	Doc's Limbering Wine	100
#6	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	3
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#77	Dust bunny	36
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#17	Eldritch snap	6
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#347	Elf Guard MPC	2
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#73	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#402	FDKOL commendation	656
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#122	FDKOL hotcakes	85
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#67	Freddy Kruegerand	228
#107	Friendliness Beverage	90
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#17	Gaia beads	480
#73	Game Grid token	133
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
🥉	Gets-You-Drunk	100
#30	Giant black monolith	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#704	Go-Wassail	14
#66	Golden Mean	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#296	Green Clover of Justice	7
#30	Groll doll	137
#34	Gummi-DNA	100
#304	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	11
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#40	Holiday Fun!	112
#59	Humanitini	2
#11	Inner Strength	18
#14	Inner Truth	14
#14	Inner Wisdom	13
#280	Instant Karma	33
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#30	Jamaican coffee	17
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#282	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	35
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#105	Knob stuffed shells	19
#31	LCD game: Burger Belt	109
#27	LCD game: Garbage River	159
🥇	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	375
#12	LOV Elephant	50
#24	LOV Elixir #3	4
#25	LOV Enamorang	19
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#27	Lead Zeta of Chastity	4
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#5	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	124
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#69	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#247	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	41
#126	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	482
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#80	M-242	197
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#38	Marltini	1
#4	Martialest Arts trophy	85
#20	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	15
#20	Meat Butler	3
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#50	Mer-kin cookiestove	116
#72	Microplushie: Bropane	156
#563	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#569	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	5
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#559	Microplushie: Gothochondria	10
#566	Microplushie: Hippylase	14
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#635	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#131	Microplushie: Otakulone	124
#551	Microplushie: Raverdrine	9
#493	Microplushie: Sororitrate	15
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#22	Misty Cape	103
#11	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	1
#6	Mr. Burnsger	100
#81	Mr. Haggis	51
#16	Mysterious Blue Box	238
#268	NPZR chemistry set	16
#160	New Zealand iced tea	77
#4	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	270
#36	Nightmare Fuel	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#160	Nuclear Blastball	9
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#137	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	13
#164	Piddles	3
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#83	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	37
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	19
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	34
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	41
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	35
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	44
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	19
#12	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	42
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	50
#24	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	16
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	51
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	45
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	41
#105	Polka Pop	9
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#32	Professor What T-Shirt	39
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	18
#12	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	8
#13	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	12
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	13
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	12
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	10
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	10
#12	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	12
#7	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	18
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	18
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	15
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	20
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	15
#9	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	17
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	11
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
🥇	Red Russian	39
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#125	Science Notebook	1
#104	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#10	Septapus summoning charm	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#124	Spooky Surprise Egg	148
#11	Spooky VHS Tape	19
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#234	Summer Nights	5
#43	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	5
#110	Swizzler	136
#63	TI-9000 calculator	57
#233	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	63
#292	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	51
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#305	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	47
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#10	Telltale™ rubber heart	351
#39	Tequiz Navidad	6
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#17	The Big Book of Every Skill	3
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#28	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	5
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#4	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#34	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	200
#91	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	25
#65	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#647	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#21	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	59
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#19	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	4
#175	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#506	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#87	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	3
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	4
#162	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#272	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#189	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	16
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#98	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#133	Thwaitgold slug statuette	39
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#94	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	9
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#66	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	9
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#42	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#10	Trainbot autoassembly module	25
#77	Trainbot circuitry	35
#12	Trainbot harness	8
#61	Trainbot linkages	41
#14	Trainbot luggage hook	10
#65	Trainbot optics	36
#69	Trainbot plating	28
#13	Trainbot radar monocle	8
#75	Trainbot servomotors	26
#79	Trainbot slag	86
#65	Trainbot tubing	35
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#100	Ultracolor™ shirt	3
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#328	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	38
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#47	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	823
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#7	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	45
#92	Zoodriver	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#266	abandoned candy	2
#5	absentee voter ballot	126
#127	acid-squirting flower	40
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#32	airblaster gun	199
#66	alien drugs	50
#85	alien force field disruptor bean	9
#11	alien meat	113
#22	alien plant fibers	4
#17	alien rock sample	97
#67	alien source code printout	7
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#9	alien toenails	35
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#11	ancient calendar fragment	19
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#37	antimatter wad	14
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#98	antique bottle of cough syrup	8
#225	antique bottle opener	4
#565	antique greaves	5
#327	antique hand mirror	10
#554	antique helmet	6
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#28	antique nutcracker figurine	14
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#279	antique record album	10
#448	antique shield	10
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#497	antique spear	9
#174	arrowgram	5
#769	aspirin	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#904	astronaut pants	7
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#565	baby killer bee	17
#7	baby oil shooter	81
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#38	badass belt	383
#47	badass pie	9
#178	bag of GORF	4
#184	bag of GORP	5
#502	bag of bones	1
#66	bag of foreign bribes	1
#256	ball	25
#664	balloon monkey	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#199	bananagate	35
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#33	bar of freeze-dried water	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#37	barnacle-encrusted sweater	3
#18	barrel-aged eggnog	2
#112	barrrnacle	115
#81	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#56	battered Crimbo Crate	344
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#181	beavermouth	16
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#226	begpwnia	11
#196	bejeweled pledge pin	38
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#313	belemnite fossil	15
#31	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	19
#59	big rock	87
#181	bindlestocking	14
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#345	bite-me-red lipstick	39
#16	black Crimbo ball	3,267
#203	black cherry soda	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#189	black facepaint	1
#443	black forest cake	4
#198	black forest ham	13
#101	black greaves	37
#89	black helmet	40
#390	black kettle drum	1
#133	black pension check	86
#140	black pepper	22
#119	black picnic basket	21
#929	black pixel	2
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#330	black polka-dot oyster egg	16
#311	black pudding	7
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#84	black shield	45
#178	black snake skin	52
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#95	black sword	45
#38	black-and-blue light	1,354
#198	blackberry	94
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#158	blank fudge mold	3
#185	blind-packed capsule toy	70
#58	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	252
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#23	blood flower	838
#38	blue plasma ball	1,323
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#411	bone chips	33
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#4	bottle of Bloodweiser	100
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#143	bottle of fire	101
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#191	bottled day	1
#132	boulder	17
#59	bowl of Jeal-O	167
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#81	bowl of eyeballs	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#63	bowl of maggots	1
#70	bowl of mummy guts	1
#41	bowling ball	69
#82	box of Familiar Jacks	4
#136	box of Pokëmann band-aids	9
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#136	brain preservation fluid	1
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#301	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#259	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	7
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#611	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	3
#605	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	3
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#93	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	5
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#25	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	26
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#261	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	7
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#69	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	5
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#34	tiny do-rag	1
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#31	tiny handful of mixed nuts	431
#150	tiny house	1,622
#57	tiny knife and fork	9
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#189	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	33
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#338	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	13
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#76	tiny plastic Axe Wound	69
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#373	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	7
#285	tiny plastic Beebee King	9
#21	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	126
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#493	tiny plastic Black Knight	14
#58	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	50
#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#218	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	5
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#229	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	18
#14	tiny plastic Cheer Core	4
#1186	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	15
#145	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#74	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	23
#148	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
#17	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	3
#20	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	3
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#114	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	65
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#27	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	4
#26	tiny plastic Crimbomega	4
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#26	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	4
#19	tiny plastic Crimbot	6
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#15	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	3
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#8	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	65
#4	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#656	tiny plastic Father McGruber	6
#22	tiny plastic Felonia	142
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
#28	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	4
#12	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	51
#352	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	19
#492	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	14
#113	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	33
#93	tiny plastic Hellion	60
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#10	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	41
#95	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#95	tiny plastic MechaElf	3
#16	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	3
#17	tiny plastic Mirth	3
#369	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
#153	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#266	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	16
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#18	tiny plastic Penny	3
#12	tiny plastic Professor What	3
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#29	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	4
#250	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	17
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#48	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	2
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#38	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	2
#61	tiny plastic Toybot	3
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
#322	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	8
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#41	tiny plastic Your Brain	2
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#851	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#29	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	4
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#1800	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#1048	tiny plastic angry goat	17
#174	tiny plastic angry space marine	24
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#1452	tiny plastic anime smiley	5
#80	tiny plastic animelf	4
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#597	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	28
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#893	tiny plastic barrrnacle	20
#308	tiny plastic batbugbear	14
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#73	tiny plastic bee swarm	42
#96	tiny plastic beebee gunners	36
#254	tiny plastic beebee queue	17
#990	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#27	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	112
#233	tiny plastic blazing bat	18
#411	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	37
#1082	tiny plastic blooper	7
#646	tiny plastic brainsweeper	11
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#311	tiny plastic bugaboo	14
#42	tiny plastic buzzerker	68
#13	tiny plastic caboose	3
#125	tiny plastic cavebugbear	31
#13	tiny plastic chem lab	4
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#12	tiny plastic coal car	3
#917	tiny plastic cocoabo	19
#605	tiny plastic coffee pixie	27
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1069	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#11	tiny plastic dining car	3
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#21	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	3
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#35	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	3
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#154	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	37
#145	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	42
#52	tiny plastic fire servant	29
#252	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	25
#6	tiny plastic food lab	7
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#1048	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	17
#1126	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	16
#1041	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	7
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#274	tiny plastic golden gundam	2
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#679	tiny plastic grue	25
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#426	tiny plastic hermit	10
#146	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#963	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	19
#246	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	17
#809	tiny plastic killer bee	21
#538	tiny plastic leprechaun	30
#1397	tiny plastic levitating potato	13
#1070	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#13	tiny plastic locomotive	3
#45	tiny plastic mime executive	2
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#42	tiny plastic mime scientist	2
#44	tiny plastic mime soldier	2
#292	tiny plastic moneybee	15
#836	tiny plastic mosquito	21
#22	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	2
#295	tiny plastic mumblebee	15
#368	tiny plastic mutant elf	3
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#15	tiny plastic nog lab	4
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#12	tiny plastic passenger car	3
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#14	tiny plastic primary lab	4
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#901	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	19
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#21	tiny plastic sea elf	3
#841	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#37	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	3
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#1079	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	7
#188	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#1054	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	17
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#1010	tiny plastic stab bat	18
#1029	tiny plastic star starfish	17
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#101	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	3
#264	tiny plastic the Free Man	9
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#720	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#1257	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#66	tiny plastic warbear	3
#60	tiny plastic warbear fortress	3
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1725	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#28	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#19	tiny plastic yuleviathan	3
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#403	tiny shaker of salt	6
#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
#191	toe jam	2
#497	tofurkey gravy	18
#411	tofurkey leg	21
#258	tomb ratchet	2
#61	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	18
#66	too legit potion	1
#321	toothsome rock	33
#9	topiary nugglet	628
#301	torn hellseal sinew	15
#814	tourmalime	2
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#21	towel	289
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#11	toy Crimbot rocket legs	3
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#210	toy hoverpad	107
#794	toy jet pack	9
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#800	toy mercenary	8
#941	toy ray gun	8
#333	toy soldier	5
#1041	toy space helmet	6
#522	toy train	4
#14	traditional Crimbo cookie	60
#188	traffic jam	2
#216	transparent nog	2
#63	transporter transponder	113
#193	tree skirt	2
#613	tree-eating kite	50
#18	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	30
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#73	trick coin	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#223	trilobite fossil	22
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#61	twitching time capsule	12
#98	ultrafondue	1
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#44	universal biscuit	67
#53	unstable DNA	818
#239	unstable laser battery	83
#445	untamable turtle	5
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#29	vampagne	5
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#10	velour voulge	1
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#10	vintage smart drink	100
#84	viral DNA	32
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#59	void burger	11
#57	void lager	11
#74	void stone	11
#302	volcanic ash	14
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#109	warbear battery	24
#23	warbear bearserker mead	24
#103	warbear bearserker potion	16
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#9	warbear drone codes	7
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#190	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	6
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#23	warbear jackhammer drill press	6
#55	warbear liquid overcoat	40
#168	warbear metalworking primer	7
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#208	warbear requisition box	16
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#76	warbear whosit	3,122
#30	warm war shawarma	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#21	waterlogged cloth	81
#20	waterlogged leather	85
#24	waterlogged metal	64
#22	waterlogged stuffing	55
#56	weathered barrel	42
#15	wheel of camembert	1
#418	whisker pencil	6
#17	white Crimbo ball	2,012
#82	white candy heart	667
#92	willyweed	25
#30	wind-up Whatsian robot	17
#25	wind-up ensign	16
#733	wind-up meatcar	3
#85	wind-up navigation droid	4
#44	wind-up owl	11
#24	wind-up spider	39
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#16	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	29
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#143	yellow candy heart	400
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#278	yo	34
#712	yo-yo	36
#84	your own black heart	4
#33	yule gruel	579
#33	yule hatchet	22
#70	yule pup	2
#43	zombie	8
#66	zombie hollandaise	27

Wow, that's 160,518 items total!

what items are this player missing?