The Spirit of Crimbo

The Spirit of Crimbo

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This is an epic poem, more properly titled "Swizzle the Elf and the Spirit of Crimbo: How Swizzle Got His Groove Back (And So Can You!)." It tells the heartwarming story of an elf regaining his faith in Crimbo, all in rhyming couplets so sweet and precious they'd give a unicorn diabetes.

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