| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbuck | 2,320 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #26 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 11 |
| #80 | Miniborg beeper | 6 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #24 | Miniborg stomper | 19 |
| #22 | Miniborg strangler | 19 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #404 | Tuesday's ruby | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1137 | bag of airline peanuts | 15 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #858 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #189 | bellhop bell | 2 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #64 | blind-packed capsule toy | 297 |
| #58 | blue glowstick | 20 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #955 | brick | 33 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #248 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #1003 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #42 | cyborg stompin' boot | 18 |
| #424 | cymbal syrup | 12 |
| #642 | defective skull | 29 |
| #730 | duct tape | 37 |
| #248 | dusty Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #1230 | fake hand | 9 |
| #489 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #661 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #361 | fire poi | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #221 | gold lamé pants | 3 |
| #548 | golden ring | 42 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1115 | jar of swamp gas | 4 |
| #1166 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #814 | joybuzzer | 31 |
| #888 | killing feather | 45 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #189 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #381 | mood ring | 20 |
| #306 | nanofiber cloth | 19 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #917 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #96 | pirate tract | 2 |
| #161 | plain brown wrapper | 4 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #835 | pretty flower | 42 |
| #95 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 28 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #1007 | rubber emo roe | 23 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #61 | silver shrimp fork | 32 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #1838 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #1403 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1778 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #2465 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #1957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1713 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2091 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #226 | tip jar | 5 |
| #109 | toothbrush | 18 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #88 | unlocked meat locker | 2 |
| #1068 | unstable DNA | 35 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #615 | yellow candy heart | 29 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1579 | yellow snowcone | 6 |