| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #328 | badass belt | 122 |
| #60 | baggie of powdered sugar | 600 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | bilge wine | 14,359 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #932 | box of sunshine | 274 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | dwarvish magazine | 1,691 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #50 | floaty inverse geode | 4 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 518 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #103 | spectre scepter | 212 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed yeti | 200 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #756 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 13 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #815 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #487 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #929 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #653 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #713 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #765 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #662 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #590 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #64 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 115 |
| #12 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6,977 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | white collar | 17,191 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |