| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #378 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #326 | badass belt | 122 |
| #60 | baggie of powdered sugar | 600 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | bilge wine | 14,359 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #928 | box of sunshine | 274 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | dwarvish magazine | 1,691 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #51 | floaty inverse geode | 4 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 518 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #103 | spectre scepter | 212 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed yeti | 200 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 13 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #486 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #589 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #65 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 115 |
| #12 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6,977 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | white collar | 17,191 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |