| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #528 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 52 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #583 | radium-flavored potato chips | 52 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #524 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 52 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #767 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #650 | worthless trinket | 2 |