| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #596 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #711 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 20 |
| #1125 | loose teeth | 7 |
| #980 | meat vortex | 3 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #904 | pr0n legs | 2 |
| #762 | radium-flavored potato chips | 20 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #705 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 20 |