Museum :: Athanatos

Athanatos

Rank	Item	Quantity
#13	Überraschthexengebräu	111
#41	"DRINK ME" potion	1,422
#83	"KICK ME" sign	6
#4	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1,500
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#89	"meat" stick	3
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#22	1-ball	1,112
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#188	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	60
#137	1952 Mickey Mantle card	14
#15	2-ball	2,035
#78	25-meat staff	2
#14	3-ball	2,529
#539	30669 scroll	10
#200	33398 scroll	106
#554	334 scroll	6
#43	37x37x37 puzzle cube	166
#33	4-ball	350
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#264	4-dimensional guitar	5
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#13	5-ball	1,768
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#29	6-ball	580
#133	64067 scroll	4
#320	668 scroll	2
#165	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	22
#15	7-ball	2,948
#50	7-inch discus	1
#46	8-ball	1,693
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#19	8-bit banana	44
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#7	A muse-bouche	245
🥉	ASCII fu manchu	1,239
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#8	Aerheads	57
#34	Affirmation Cookie	19
#31	Afternoon Delight	23
#11	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	122
#47	Aggressive Carrot	31
#14	Agitated Turkey	15
#15	Aiolion	1
#13	Aldebaran sardines	10
#96	Alewife™ Ale	24
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#272	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#228	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#222	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#229	Alice's Army Coward	1
#154	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#71	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#257	Alice's Army Guard	1
#246	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#210	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#225	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#223	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#260	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#159	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#256	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#257	Alice's Army Page	1
#265	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#171	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#249	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#57	Ambitious Turkey	14
#6	Amnesiac Ale	19
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#32	Ancient Protector Soda	23
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#479	Angry Farmer candy	180
#75	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	23
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1225	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#64	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#8	Asleep in the Cemetery	139
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#11	Atomic Pop	197
#15	Aura Libre	15
#6	Aye Aye	14
#25	Aye Aye, Captain	4
#13	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	15
#51	BACON	4,054
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#20	BOOterfinger	22
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#31	BRICKO brick	22,003
#9	BRICKO bulwark	25
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#97	BRICKO eye brick	877
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#39	BRICKO python	1
#26	BRICKO reactor	27
#4	BRICKO stud	2,000
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#10	BRICKO trunk	33
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#4	BUBBLE GUM	244
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4	Bangyomaman battle juice	835
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#49	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	39
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#67	Barulio's bottle	9
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#64	Bash-Ōs cereal	13
#67	Battlie Light Saver	24
#140	Beach Buck	14
#6	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	12
#28	Beignet Milgranet	14
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#81	Ben-Gal™ Balm	44
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#15	Bettie page	16
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#27	Big Punk	17
#140	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#15	Bit O' Quail Spleen	21
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#30	Black Body™ spray	26
#11	Black Hole	12
#119	Black No. 2	102
#156	Blackfly Chardonnay	36
#12	Blatantly Canadian	3,387
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#121	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#319	Blood Light	11
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#15	Bloody Nora	11
#14	Bluzzard	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#6	Boletus Broletus mushroom	30
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#21	Bordeaux Marteaux	17
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#147	Boris's key lime pie	9
#925	Boris's ring	1
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#304	Boss Bat britches	44
#113	Boss Drops	1
#54	Bowl of Scorpions	12
#57	Bowlet	2
#6	Brain Food Pastaco	12
#14	Bram's choker	23
#19	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	15
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#21	Bright Water	11
#258	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	34
#18	Bruno's blessing of Mars	30
#17	Bugbearclaw Donut	29
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#36	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	13
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#11	Buttery Knob	15
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#44	C.H.U.M. chum	48
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#579	CRIMBCO scrip	320
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#148	CSA cheerfulness ration	13
#224	CSA discount card	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#140	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	20
#11	Caipiranha	16
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#156	Camp Scout pup tent	4
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#21	Candicaine	24
#11	Candy Alexander	18
#11	Cantelope	2
#8	Caramel	2
#10	Carpathian longsword	224
#8	Carpricorn	2
#54	Celsius 233	1
#7	Cement Mixer	16
#17	Centauri fish wine	10
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#6	Chakra Libre	19
#5	Charity's choker	459
#9	Ched	2
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#11	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1,500
#17	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#43	Choco-Mint patty	11
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#6	Chori Zo trading card	51
#107	Chroner	946
#7	Churchill	20
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#25	Citrus Crush wine cooler	13
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#85	Claybender glasses	7
#24	Climate Colada	2
#28	Cloaca Cola Polar	513
#890	Cloaca grenade	11
#1157	Cloaca-Cola	8
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#249	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#213	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#72	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	20
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#104	Coinspiracy	20
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#310	Cold Hots candy	22
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#19	Comet Drop	11
#104	Comet Pop	1
#11	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	326
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#6	Cool Brunch Pastaco	11
#672	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#4	Cracklin' Oat Bran	600
#17	Crazymaker	16
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#236	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#209	Crimbo candied pecan	79
#275	Crimbo fudge	52
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#247	Crimbo peppermint bark	60
#156	Crimbo pie	20
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#158	Crimbonium fuel rod	12
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2245	Crimbuck	19
#448	Crown of the Goblin King	55
#21	Cursed Punch	14
#9	Cycloney	2
#265	D roll	13
#16	DUFRESNE Suds	353
#483	Daffy Taffy	66
#42	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	2
#33	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	5
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	2
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	2
#39	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	5
#40	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	2
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#8	Dark & Starry	16
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#30	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	26
#22	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	28
#6	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	77
#11	Diet Cloaca Cola	1,111
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#14	Dinsey face paint	3
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#61	Disgeist	2
#44	Divine	32
#40	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#540	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#9	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	666
#17	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	26
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#277	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	34
#8	Doublepunchplanter	12
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#11	Drac & Tan	22
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#72	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	148
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	12
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#19	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	23
#608	Drowsy Sword	29
#12	Drunk Uncles holo-record	4
#12	Drunken Astrophysicist	15
#8	Drunken Neurologist	15
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#17	Dump Truck	15
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#63	Duskwalker syringe	19
#134	Dust bunny	10
🥇	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1,666
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola	150
#655	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#14	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	333
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#4	EMD holo-record	11
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#6	Earth and Firewater	18
#16	Earth, Wind and Firewater	13
#16	Eau de Guaneau	39
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#144	Effermint™ tablets	18
#8	Egnaro berry	17
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#10	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	111
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	414
#6	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	114
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#240	Eldritch snap	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#82	Elfin shortbread	14
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#15	Elizabeth's paintbrush	27
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#34	Elvish delight	20
🥈	Enchanted Flyswatter	963
🥉	Enchanted Plunger	777
#11	Energy Buzz Pastaco	7
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#116	Ent cider	129
#12	Event Horizon	18
#43	Everlasting Deckswabber	22
#7	Every Day is Like This Sundae	18
#10	Extra-slimy Slimosa	15
#352	FDKOL hotcakes	9
#9	Fabiotion	12
#12	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	15
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#138	Fantasma en la Máquina	15
#16	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#10	Fauna Libre	19
#15	Faux	1
#7	Feliz Navidad	17
#428	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	15
#19	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	137
#5	Fettris	20
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#10	Firewater	11
🥈	Fitspiration™ poster	2,000
#28	Five Second Energy™	3
#42	Flamin' Whatshisname	19
#17	Flaming Caipiranha	13
#12	Flaming Knob	16
#24	Flaming Mohobo	12
#12	Flaming Sazerorc	18
#13	Flan	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#105	Flaskfull of Hollow	6
#9	Flying Caipiranha	14
#15	Fog Murderer	31
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#31	Frat Army FGF	305
#28	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	22
#36	Freddy Kruegerand	665
#6	French bronilla brogurt	15
🥇	French slippers	1
#85	Friendliness Beverage	117
#19	Friendly Turkey	9
🥉	Frigid Northern Beans	111
#51	Frogade	22
#12	Fromage Pinotage	25
#18	Frost™ brand sword	12
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#109	Frosty's frosty mug	17
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#15	Fu Manchu Wax	111
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#75	FunFunds™	36
#10	Fuzzy Tentacle	21
#178	GOTO	1
#13	Gabarbar	5
#135	Gaia beads	35
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#176	Game Grid ticket	27
#179	Game Grid token	7
#156	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	4
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#8	Gazelleton	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
🥉	Gearhead Goo	667
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#11	Gene Tonic: Constellation	21
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#6	Gene Tonic: Fish	58
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#5	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	16
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Penguin	6
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#45	Gets-You-Drunk	3
#4	Ghosprey	2
#36	Ghost Dog Chow	11
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#14	Glamare	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#22	Glo-Pop	18
#15	Globmule	1
#17	Glum berry	12
#6	Gnollish Crossdress	363
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#67	Gnollish pie tin	159
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#11	Gnollish sangria	23
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#381	Gnollish toolbox	9
#8	Gnomish sagngria	25
#7	Gnomish toolbox	50
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#42	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#52	Golden Light	1
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#86	vodka and cranberry	31
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#7	vodka stinger	16
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#279	wad of tofu	18
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#265	wand of pigification	1
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#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
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#197	warbear feasting bread	1
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🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
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#198	warbear oil pan	1
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#27	warbear rejuvenation potion	8
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#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#25	warbear superpotion	11
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#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
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#133	warbear warrior bread	1
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#6	warm war shawarma	13
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#28	wasabi pocky	12
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#8	water wings	1,004
#55	water wings for babies	1
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#11	wax booze	13
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🥈	weighted paperclip chain	112
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#9	whimpering willow bark	111
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#74	whiskey and soda	18
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🥇	wicker clicker	8
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#143	willyweed	5
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#15	wind-up navigation droid	42
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#93	wings of fire	1
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#30	witty rapier	506
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#29	woimbook	1
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🥈	wolf whistle	1
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🥉	worksite credentials	52
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#1039	worthless knick-knack	1
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#37	woven baling wire bracelets	16
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#15	wrench handle	1
#6	wrestling mask	204
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#17	wussiness potion	1,895
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#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#176	yak anorak	1
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#118	yak whip	1
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#43	yakskin kilt	2
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#22	yam candy	10
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#51	yellow brick road	31
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#21	yellow matter custard	8
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#65	yellow pixel	21
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
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#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1347	yellow snowcone	11
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#718	yeti fur	85
#752	yo	11
#1261	yo-yo	11
#25	yohohoyo	248
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#57	zmobie	15
#31	zombie	17
#18	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#4	zombie hollandaise	1,337
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 17,747,100 items total!

what items are this player missing?