As everyone knows, the bite of a werewhatever can infect you with its particular variant of lycanthropy. This is because being a lycanthrope is kind of a pain in the ass, and tends to make one a bit spiteful. "Oh sure," one might say, "point and laugh at the pathetic weresloth! Well, let's see how you like it, buddy!"

Anyway, I've forgotten the point I was trying to make, but you got this bottle of spit off of a weremoose you beat up.