Museum :: Kneegrow

Kneegrow

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#149	"DRINK ME" potion	256
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#86	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#32	"meat" stick	142
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#124	1,970 carat gold	2
#197	1-ball	35
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#102	11-leaf clover	2
#83	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	152
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#188	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#173	2-ball	39
#41	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
#123	25-meat staff	1
#187	3-ball	37
#80	30669 scroll	128
#109	33398 scroll	236
#107	334 scroll	75
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#155	4-ball	48
#140	4-d camera	1
#51	4-dimensional fez	4
#120	4-dimensional guitar	21
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#207	5-ball	29
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#161	6-ball	44
#262	64067 scroll	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#77	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	65
#192	7-ball	37
#50	7-inch discus	1
#200	8-ball	177
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#55	8-bit banana	4
#214	9-ball	5
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#228	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#71	A muse-bouche	4
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#51	ASCII fu manchu	10
#11	ASCII shirt	466
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#18	Aerheads	6
#45	Affirmation Cookie	6
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#66	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#93	Aggressive Carrot	1
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#18	Aldebaran sardines	5
#242	Alewife™ Ale	2
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#26	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#101	Ambitious Turkey	3
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1273	Amulet of Yendor	3
#124	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#229	Angry Farmer candy	656
#242	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1217	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#23	Arr, M80	2
#39	Arrow (+1)	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#36	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#28	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	9
#30	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#31	Artist's Spatula of Despair	7
#29	Artist's Whisk of Misery	8
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#128	Atomic Pop	5
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#52	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#48	Azurite	1
#45	BACON	5,003
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#117	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	7
#31	BGE merchandise order form	89
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#363	BGE shotglass	19
#307	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#43	BOOterfinger	7
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#32	BRICKO brick	20,706
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#11	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#23	BRICKO eye brick	4,409
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#80	BRICKO pearl	2
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#78	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#15	BROS Energy Drink	106
#48	BUBBLE GUM	8
#74	Bag o' Tricks	1
#17	Baja sopapilla	16
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#77	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#431	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#30	Barulio's bottle	22
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#60	Bash-Ōs cereal	14
#39	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#21	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#113	Battlie Light Saver	6
#147	Beach Buck	10
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#84	Belt of Howling Anger	6
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#48	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	Big Punk	7
#332	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#37	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#87	Black Body™ spray	7
#55	Black Hole	1
#46	Black No. 2	348
#13	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#53	Blackfly Chardonnay	196
#274	Blatantly Canadian	10
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#143	Blood Light	30
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#82	Bohemian rhapsody	9
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#471	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#93	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#255	Boris's key lime pie	3
#74	Boris's ring	18
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#112	Boss Drops	1
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#32	Bowl of Scorpions	37
#75	Bowlet	1
#41	Boxing Day Pass	7
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#62	Bram's choker	2
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#369	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#19	Breathitin™	1
#41	Bright Water	5
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#50	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#50	Bugbearclaw Donut	4
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#47	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#409	CRIMBCO mug	31
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#329	CRIMBCO wine	23
#102	CRIMBCOIDS mints	20
#117	CRIMBCOLOAF	18
#55	CSA all-purpose soap	107
#69	CSA bravery badge	126
#72	CSA cheerfulness ration	125
#82	CSA discount card	132
#271	CSA fire-starting kit	33
#81	CSA obedience grenade	134
#145	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	17
#44	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#105	Camp Scout pup tent	49
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#53	Candicaine	3
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#33	Celsius 233	2
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#42	Chakra Libre	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#34	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#19	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#121	Cheer-Up soda	4
#219	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#72	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#51	Chester's cutoffs	2
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#25	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#52	Chinese curse words	5
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#46	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#332	Chroner	103
#15	Chroner cross	1
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#34	Chubby and Plump bar	2
#15	Churchill	6
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#74	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#110	Claybender glasses	3
#24	Climate Colada	2
#148	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#302	Cloaca grenade	58
#996	Cloaca-Cola	13
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#646	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#598	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#768	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#62	Cloak of Dire Shadows	7
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#42	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2405	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#24	Coily™	3
#108	Coinspiracy	16
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#9	Cold Fang	1
#140	Cold Hots candy	103
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#66	Comet Drop	1
#68	Comet Pop	3
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#40	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	60
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#11	Cookbook of the Damned	42
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#120	Cosmic Calorie	86
#74	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#279	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#5	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	6
#7	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	6
#10	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	5
#504	Crimbo Credit	3
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#20	Crimbo Factory surprise box	91
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#36	Crimbo candied pecan	1,050
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#208	Crimbo food scraps	1
#39	Crimbo fudge	972
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#53	Crimbo paste	2
#37	Crimbo peppermint bark	903
#148	Crimbo pie	22
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#219	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#276	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#98	Crimbot battery	19
#25	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	295
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#149	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#100	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#41	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	12
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#31	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	207
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	5
#27	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	244
#27	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	86
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	293
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#115	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#34	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	74
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#31	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	207
#30	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	83
#30	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	223
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#59	Crimbough	1
#42	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#125	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#184	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#130	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#134	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	23
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#135	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#2755	Crimbuck	7
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#674	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#48	Cursed Punch	4
#17	Cycloney	1
#152	D roll	81
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#224	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#45	Dad's brandy	1
#518	Daffy Taffy	58
#21	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#27	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	10
#28	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	7
#26	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	10
#28	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	9
#31	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	6
#28	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	6
#6	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	72
#54	Dark & Starry	1
🥉	Das Überkühlraum trading card	47
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#96	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#66	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
🥉	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	277
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2660	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#47	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#234	Divine	2
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#158	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	27
#209	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	53
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#87	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	21
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#34	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#96	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#137	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	89
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#21	Dramatic™ range	91
#163	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	29
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#19	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#11	Drip Institute petri dish	3
#9	Drip harness	3
#21	Driplet	14
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#73	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#2264	Drowsy Sword	2
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#105	Duskwalker fangs	3
#128	Duskwalker syringe	3
#205	Dust bunny	1
#62	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#363	Dyspepsi-Cola	185
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
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what items are this player missing?