Museum :: Kneegrow

Kneegrow

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#149	"DRINK ME" potion	256
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#87	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#31	"meat" stick	142
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#125	1,970 carat gold	2
#202	1-ball	35
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#106	11-leaf clover	2
#83	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	152
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#190	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#178	2-ball	39
#44	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#191	3-ball	37
#80	30669 scroll	128
#109	33398 scroll	236
#108	334 scroll	75
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#159	4-ball	48
#141	4-d camera	1
#53	4-dimensional fez	4
#121	4-dimensional guitar	21
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#211	5-ball	29
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#166	6-ball	44
#262	64067 scroll	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#78	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	65
#197	7-ball	37
#50	7-inch discus	1
#205	8-ball	177
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#59	8-bit banana	4
#219	9-ball	5
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#73	A muse-bouche	4
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#52	ASCII fu manchu	10
#11	ASCII shirt	466
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#19	Aerheads	6
#46	Affirmation Cookie	6
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#67	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	6
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#19	Aldebaran sardines	5
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#104	Ambitious Turkey	3
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1271	Amulet of Yendor	3
#125	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#230	Angry Farmer candy	656
#243	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#23	Arr, M80	2
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#37	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#29	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	9
#31	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#32	Artist's Spatula of Despair	7
#30	Artist's Whisk of Misery	8
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#129	Atomic Pop	5
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#54	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#53	Azurite	1
#46	BACON	5,003
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#117	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	7
#31	BGE merchandise order form	89
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#363	BGE shotglass	19
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#45	BOOterfinger	7
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#32	BRICKO brick	20,706
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#23	BRICKO eye brick	4,409
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#16	BROS Energy Drink	106
#48	BUBBLE GUM	8
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#16	Baja sopapilla	16
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#31	Barulio's bottle	22
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#62	Bash-Ōs cereal	14
#40	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#22	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#114	Battlie Light Saver	6
#154	Beach Buck	10
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#83	Belt of Howling Anger	6
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#50	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	Big Punk	7
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#40	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#88	Black Body™ spray	7
#57	Black Hole	1
#46	Black No. 2	348
#19	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#53	Blackfly Chardonnay	196
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#144	Blood Light	30
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#83	Bohemian rhapsody	9
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#93	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#74	Boris's ring	18
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#32	Bowl of Scorpions	37
#75	Bowlet	1
#41	Boxing Day Pass	7
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#22	Breathitin™	1
#41	Bright Water	5
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#53	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#50	Bugbearclaw Donut	4
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#51	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#94	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#409	CRIMBCO mug	31
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#328	CRIMBCO wine	23
#103	CRIMBCOIDS mints	20
#117	CRIMBCOLOAF	18
#55	CSA all-purpose soap	107
#69	CSA bravery badge	126
#72	CSA cheerfulness ration	125
#82	CSA discount card	132
#271	CSA fire-starting kit	33
#81	CSA obedience grenade	134
#145	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	17
#45	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#106	Camp Scout pup tent	49
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#55	Candicaine	3
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#32	Celsius 233	2
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#39	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#53	Chinese curse words	5
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#320	Chroner	103
#15	Chroner cross	1
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#36	Chubby and Plump bar	2
#16	Churchill	6
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#112	Claybender glasses	3
#24	Climate Colada	2
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#304	Cloaca grenade	58
#997	Cloaca-Cola	13
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#62	Cloak of Dire Shadows	7
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#24	Coily™	3
#107	Coinspiracy	16
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#9	Cold Fang	1
#140	Cold Hots candy	103
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#66	Comet Drop	1
#66	Comet Pop	3
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#40	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	60
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#11	Cookbook of the Damned	42
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#120	Cosmic Calorie	86
#75	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#280	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#5	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	6
#7	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	6
#10	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	5
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#20	Crimbo Factory surprise box	91
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#37	Crimbo candied pecan	1,050
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#158	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#39	Crimbo fudge	972
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#39	Crimbo peppermint bark	903
#150	Crimbo pie	22
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#97	Crimbot battery	19
#24	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	295
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#99	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#40	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	12
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#113	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#31	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	207
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	5
#26	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	244
#27	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	86
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#25	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	293
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#33	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	74
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#31	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	207
#29	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	83
#29	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	223
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#171	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	23
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#2759	Crimbuck	7
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#676	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#49	Cursed Punch	4
#17	Cycloney	1
#151	D roll	81
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#518	Daffy Taffy	58
#22	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#29	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	10
#30	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	7
#28	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	10
#30	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	9
#33	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	6
#30	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	6
#6	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	72
#56	Dark & Starry	1
🥉	Das Überkühlraum trading card	47
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#70	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
🥉	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	277
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#235	Divine	2
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#158	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	27
#209	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	53
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#87	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	21
#33	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#27	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#96	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#137	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	89
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#21	Dramatic™ range	91
#165	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	29
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#11	Drip Institute petri dish	3
#9	Drip harness	3
#24	Driplet	14
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#73	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#205	Dust bunny	1
#63	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#363	Dyspepsi-Cola	185
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
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#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
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#7	warbear high festival pants	1
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#4	willyweed	505
#45	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
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#38	windicle	1
#27	wine spritzer	99
#26	wine-soaked bone chips	28
#38	wings of fire	4
#60	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	804
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#54	witch wart	3
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#30	witch's bread	6
#35	witch's brew	4
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#52	worksite credentials	1
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#8	wreath of laurels	51
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
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#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#168	wumpus hair	12
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#346	wussiness potion	41
#73	x-ray mirror	1
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#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
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#9	yam burrito	1
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#11	yam mayo	2
#11	yam slider	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#279	yellow candygram	2
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#71	yellow glowstick	17
#408	yellow gummi ingot	72
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#50	yellow pixel	82
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#34	yellow rocket	2
#37	yellow seashell	96
#612	yellow snowcone	54
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#860	yeti fur	49
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#749	yo-yo	32
#378	yohohoyo	4
#104	your own black heart	1
#37	yule grog	1
#149	yule gruel	3
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#128	zombie hollandaise	6
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 509,449 items total!

what items are this player missing?