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In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 1,612 short.
'Villa' document
1 Meat
17-ball
2002 Mr. Store Catalog
A Guide to Burning Leaves
A Guide to Safari
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
Admiral's hat
Adventurer bobblehead
Adventurer's Kit
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Ancient Saucehelm
Annual Ascot
Antagonistic Snowman Kit
Apathargic Bandersnatch
Apriling band helmet
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
Ass-Stompers of Violence
BURT
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
Barney's rake
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
Bastille Battalion control rig
Bastille Battalion control rig crate
Batfellow comic
Beach Comb
Bee's Knees
Belt of Loathing
Bigger Bugfinder Blade
Bird-a-Day calendar
Black Bart's Booty
Black and White Apron Meal Kit
Bling of the New Wave
Blue Diamond of Honesty
Bonerdagon necklace
Boris's Helm (askew)
Boss Bat britches
Bowl of Infinite Jelly
Boxing Day care package
Brand of Violence
Brandonian footlocker key
Brimstone Beret
Brimstone Bludgeon
Brimstone Boxers
Brimstone Bracelet
Brimstone Brooch
Brimstone Bunker
Bugfinder Blade
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
Byte
CRIMBCO lanyard
Calzone of Legend
Cargo Cultist Shorts
Carol of the Bulls (used)
Carol of the Hells (used)
Carol of the Thrills (used)
Carpathian longsword
Cat-Herding Prod
Celsius 233 (singed)
Chef Boy, R&D's business card
Cheshire Bitten
Chester's muscle shirt
Chester's sunglasses
Christmas ham
Cincho de Mayo
Clan Carnival Game
Clan Floundry
Clan hot dog stand
Clan looking glass
Clan pool table
Clan shower
Clan speakeasy
Clara's bell
Cold One
Cold Stone of Hatred
Colera Peste Nebbiolo
Comma Chameleon egg
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
Congressional Medal of Insanity
Copper Alpha of Sincerity
Counterclockwise Watch
Covers-Your-Head
Covert Ops for Kids
Covert Ops for Kids (used)
Crimbo hat
Crimbo pants
Crimbo pressie
Crimbo stocking
Crimbo sword
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
DIY protonic accelerator kit
Daisy's unclean bloomers
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
Dark Jill-O-Lantern
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
Daylight Shavings Helmet
Dear Past Self Package
Deck of Every Card
Deep Dish of Legend
Diamond HP-35 Calculator
Dinsey's brain
Dinsey's glove
Dinsey's oculus
Dinsey's pants
Dinsey's pizza cutter
Dinsey's radar dish
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
Doll Moll violin case
Dolph Bossin's charity note
Dragonscale breastplate
Drapes-You-Regally
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
Dreadsylvanian seed pod
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
Dreadsylvanian stew
Drunkula's bell
Drunkula's cape
Drunkula's ring of haze
Drunkula's silky pants
Drunkula's wineglass
Duke Vampire's regal cloak
Dungeon Fist gauntlet
Easter eggnog
Easter grasshopper
Ed the Undying exhibit crate
Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
El Sombrero De Lopez
El Vibrato restraints
El Vibrato trapezoid
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
Elf Guard safety bear
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
Essence of Annoyance
Essence of Bear
Everfull Dart Holster
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
FantasyRealm membership packet
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
First Post shirt - Cir Senam
First Post shirt package
Flivver
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
Frank Gorshin trophy
Frosty's arm
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
Galapagosian Cuisses
Garland of Greatness
Garter of the Turtle Poacher
General Assembly Module
Ginsuâ„¢
Girdle of Hatred
Glass Balls of the Goblin King
Glenn's golden dice
God Lobster Egg
Goggles of Loathing
Golden HP-35 Calculator
Golden Mr. Accessory
Golden Mr. Eh?
Goodfella contract
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Great S-Cape
Great Wolf's beastly trousers
Great Wolf's headband
Great Wolf's left paw
Great Wolf's lice
Great Wolf's right paw
Great Wolf's rocket launcher
Greatest American Pants
Green Clover of Justice
Gregarious Gregorian Smock
Grimacite gaiters
Grimacite galoshes
Grimacite garter
Grimacite gasmask
Grimacite gat
Grimacite gauntlets
Grimacite girdle
Grimacite glaive
Grimacite go-go boots
Grimacite goggles
Grimacite gorget
Grimacite gown
Grimacite greaves
Grimacite guayabera
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
Guzzlr cocktail set
Guzzlr hat
Guzzlr pants
Guzzlr shoes
Guzzlr souvenir stein
Guzzlr tablet
Guzzlr tattoo kit
Guzzlrbuck
Gygaxian Libram
HOA citation pad
HOA regulation book
HOA zombie eyes
HP-35 Calculator
Hanukkimbo dreidl
Hat O' Nine Tails
Heimandatz's heart
Helps-You-Sleep
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
Hodgman's imaginary hamster
Hodgman's metal detector
Hodgman's whackin' stick
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
Holiday Multitasking
Holiday Multitasking (used)
Horsery contract
Hot Socks
How to Hold a Grudge
How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
How to Tolerate Jerks
Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
Huggler Radio
Idol of Ak'gyxoth
Irish eggnog
Iron Beta of Industry
Ish Kabibble
Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
Item #13
Iunion Crown
January's Garbage Tote
January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
Jarlsberg's pan
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
Jeans of Loathing
Jekyllin hide belt
Jeppson's Malort
Jick's autograph
Jick-o-User
Jocko Homo's head
Jodhpurs of Violence
June cleaver
Junior Adventurer's kit
Junior LAAAAME merit badge
Jurassic Parka
KoL Con 12-gauge
KoL Con 13 snowglobe
KoL Con 3-D Glasses
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
KoL Con IV Pole
KoL Con Six Pack
KoL Con X Bingo Card
KoL Con X Treasure Map
KoLHS Pep Squad Box
Kramco Industries packing carton
Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
Krampus Horn
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
LARP carp
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
LIDAR candle
LOV Emotionizer
LOV Enamorang
LT&T telegraph office deed
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
Lavalos's shell
Law of Averages
Lead Zeta of Chastity
Leapin' Trousers
Lederhosen of the Night
Left-Hand Man action figure
Lens of Hatred
Lens of Violence
Liam's mail
Libram of BRICKOs
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Libram of Divine Favors
Libram of Love Songs
Libram of Pulled Taffy
Libram of Resolutions
License To Kill
License to Chill
Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
Loathing Idol Microphone
Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
Loathing Legion abacus
Loathing Legion can opener
Loathing Legion chainsaw
Loathing Legion corkscrew
Loathing Legion defibrillator
Loathing Legion double prism
Loathing Legion electric knife
Loathing Legion flamethrower
Loathing Legion hammer
Loathing Legion helicopter
Loathing Legion jackhammer
Loathing Legion kitchen sink
Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
Loathing Legion moondial
Loathing Legion necktie
Loathing Legion pizza stone
Loathing Legion rollerblades
Loathing Legion tape measure
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
Lucky Lindy
Lump-Stacking for Beginners
LyleCo premium magnifying glass
LyleCo premium monocle
LyleCo premium pickaxe
LyleCo premium rope
MAHI fez
Mafia bow tie
Mafia stogie
Mafia violin case
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
Map to Kokomo
March hat
Martialest Arts trophy
Marvelous Unitard
Master Thief's utility belt
Mayam Calendar
Mayam spinach
Mayflower bouquet
Mayodiol
Mayoflex
Mayonex
Mayor Ghost's gavel
Mayor Ghost's khakis
Mayor Ghost's sash
Mayor Ghost's scissors
Mayor Ghost's toupee
Mayostat
Mayozapine
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
Meatcleaver
Memories of Beanslinging
Memories of Cow Punching
Memories of Snake Oiling
Mer-kin facecowl
Mer-kin gladiator mask
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
Mer-kin waistrope
Meteoid ice beam
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
Mjolnir Jr.
Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
Mob Penguin protection contract
Monster Manuel
Moping Artistic Goth Kid
Mr. Container
Mr. Exploiter
Mr. Screege's spectacles
Mr. Shirt
Mt. Noob Pale Ale
Mu
Murgatroyd diode
N. O. Beer
Neverending Party favor
Neverending Party invitation envelope
New-You Club Membership Form
Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
Newman's Own Trousers
Nickel Gamma of Frugality
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
Official Council Aide Pin
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
Ol' Scratch's manacles
Olympic-sized Clan crate
Oopsie IPA
Orange Star of Sacrifice
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
Oscus's neverending soda
Otorian Battle Scar
Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
PARTY HARD T-shirt
PB&BP
Pack of Every Card
Panda outfit
Pantaloons of Hatred
Pantsgiving
Party Planning on a Budget
Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
Pecos Dave's sixgun
Peppermint Pip Packet
Periodical Paintbrush
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
Pete's rich ricotta
Pete's wiley whey bar
Petite Paintbrush
Phonus Balonus
Pigsticker of Violence
Pink Heart of Spirit
PirateRealm membership packet
PirateRealm party hat
Pizza of Legend
Platinum HP-35 Calculator
Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
Pocket Meteor Guide
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
Pocket Square of Loathing
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
Powerful Glove
Professor of Spelunkology
Protects-Your-Junk
Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
Quiets-Your-Steps
ROM of Optimality
Radio Free Baseball Cap
Radio Free Foil
Radio Free Jersey
Radio Free Pants
Radio KoL Antenna Ball
Radio KoL Bottle Opener
Radio KoL Coffee Mug
Radio KoL Flashlight
Radio KoL Keychain
Radio KoL Maracas
Rainbow Jello Mould
Red Balloon of Valor
Red Roger tattoo kit
Red Roger's red left foot
Red Roger's red left hand
Red Roger's red right foot
Red Roger's red right hand
Red Roger's reliquary
Red Roger's skull
Rethinking Candy
Retrospecs
Rock Garden Guide
Roman Candelabra
Royal scepter
S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
Safari Jack's moustache
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
Scepter of Loathing
School of Hard Knocks Diploma
Science Notebook
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
Seasonal Beret
Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
Senior LAAAAME merit badge
Sept-Ember Censer
Septapus summoning charm
Seven Loco
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
Silver HP-35 Calculator
Size XI Wizard's Robe
Skipper's accordion
Sloppy Jalopy
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
Snow Suit
Sockdollager
Solstice Shield
Sombrero De Vida
SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
Source shades
Source terminal
Source terminal CRAM chip
Source terminal DRAM chip
Source terminal GRAM chip
Source terminal PRAM chip
Source terminal SPAM chip
Source terminal TRAM chip
Spacegate Research
Spacegate access badge
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
Spelunker of Fortune (used)
SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
Spirit of Christmas
Spirit of Easter
Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
Spirit of Thanksgiving
Spirit of Veteran's Day
Spooky Putty ball
Spooky Putty leotard
Spooky Putty mitre
Spooky Putty monster
Spooky Putty sheet
Spooky Putty snake
Spookyraven signet
Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
Spring Bros. ID badge
St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
Staff of Frozen Lard
Staff of Kitchen Royalty
Staff of the Deepest Freeze
Staff of the Peppermint Twist
Staff of the Roaring Hearth
Staff of the Scummy Sink
Staff of the Soupbone
Star of Bravery
Stephen's lab coat
Stick-Knife of Loathing
Stupid University Diploma
Superhero Reboots
Sword of Procedural Generation
TakerSpace letter of Marque
Tales of Dread
Tales of the Word Realms
Talisman of Baio
Talisman of Bakula
Temporal Tempera Tube
Thanksgiving ration
The Big Book of Communism (used)
The Big Book of Every Skill
The Cocktail Shaker
The Confiscator's Grimoire
The Crown of Ed the Undying
The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
The Groose in the Hoose
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
The Kloop in the Coop
The Mariachi's guitar case
The Nuge's favorite crossbow
The Sagittarian's leisure pants
The Smith's Tome
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
Third Eye
Thunkula's drinking cap
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
Thwaitgold ant statuette
Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
Thwaitgold bee statuette
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
Thwaitgold bug statuette
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
Thwaitgold chigger statuette
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
Thwaitgold firefly statuette
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
Thwaitgold maggot statuette
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
Thwaitgold metabug statuette
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
Thwaitgold moth statuette
Thwaitgold nit statuette
Thwaitgold nymph statuette
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
Thwaitgold slug statuette
Thwaitgold spider statuette
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette
Thwaitgold termite statuette
Thwaitgold time fly statuette
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
Time Bandit Badge of Courage
Time Juice
Time-Spinner
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
Tome of Clip Art
Tome of Rad Libs
Tome of Snowcone Summoning
Tome of Sugar Shummoning
Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
Toot Oriole care package
Totally Gay Claymore
Travoltan trousers
Treads of Loathing
Truthsayer
UV monocular
Unagnimated Gnome
Uncle Crimbo's Sack
Uncle Crimbo's hat
Unfortunato's foolscap
Unionize The Elves sign
Universal Seasoning
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
Unkillable Skeleton's shield
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
Uovo Marcio Shiraz
Uranium Omega of Temperance
V for Vivala mask
Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
Velougatsâ„¢
Volartta's bellbottoms
Voluminous Radio Hat
Voluminous Radio Pants
Voluminous Radio Sneakers
Wal-Mart nametag
Wal-Mart overalls
Wal-Mart snowglobe
Warehouse 23 bling
Witchess Set
X-32-F snowman crate
Xi Receiver Unit
Xlyinia's notebook
Yellow Moon of Compassion
Yeti Protest Sign
Zinc Delta of Tranquility
Zombo's empty eye
[glitch season reward name]
[reuse me]
a cute angel
a suspicious address
abyssal battle plans
adobe abacus
adobe abaya
adobe adze
adobe arsecover
adobe ascot
adobe assortment
adobe ayam
adventurer clone egg
aerated diving helmet
aerogel accordion
aerogel akubra
aerogel anvil
aerogel apron
aerogel ascot
aerogel attache case
aerosolized aerogel
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
airplane charter: The Glaciest
airplane tattoo
alien plant fibers
alien plant sample
alien rock sample
alien toenails
alien zoological sample
alpine watercolor set
anchor bomb
anger blaster
annealed drippy orb
arse-shooting crossbow
artisanal homebrew gift package
asteroid belt
astral badger
astronaut ice-cream
august scepter
avatar of the Unconscious Collective
aviator goggles
baby chest mimic
backup camera
bacteria bisque
bad vibroknife
bagged stuffed "L"
baked veggie ricotta casserole
bakelite backpack
bakelite badge
bakelite belt
bakelite bits
bakelite bowl
bakelite breeches
bakelite brooch
ballast turtle
balsam barrel
baneful bandolier
basking robin
bat wings
battoo kit
beet
bejazzled eyepatch
belt of Ogrekind
best joke ever
bewitching boots
big ol' trophy
bindle of joy
birthday candle
bitter bowtie
black slime glob
blank note
blank white card
bloody kiwitini
blue glowstick
blue money bag
blue ribbon
blue traffic cone
bodyguard badge
bodyslam
bomb of unknown origin
book of facts
book of facts (dog-eared)
boot plant
bottle of lovebug pheromones
bottle-rocket crossbow
bottled green pixie
bowl of oriole's nest soup
box of Gratitude chocolates
box of bear arms
boxcar turtle
boxed Mayam Calendar
boxed Sept-Ember Censer
boxed august scepter
boxed autumn-aton
boxed bat wings
brass Dreadsylvanian flask
brazen bracelet
briefcase full of sprinkles
bucket of anniversary lard
buffalo dime
bugbear detector
bugbear-smiting sword
bulky free-range mushroom
bundle of firewood
burnt snowpants
calm attention-deficit demon
campfire baked potato
campfire beans
campfire coffee
campfire hot dog
campfire s'more
campfire smoke
campfire stew
can of Rain-Doh
candied beef and cabbage
candy cane sword cane
candy egg deviler
candy rations
canteen of jungle juice
carbonite visor
caustic slime nodule
cement shoes
ceramic celery grater
ceramic celsiturometer
ceramic cenobite's robe
ceramic centurion shield
ceramic cerecloth belt
ceramic cestus
ceramic scree
chalk chain
chalk chalice
chalk chapeau
chalk chinos
chalk chlamys
chalk choker
chalk chunks
cherry bomb
chiffon carbage
chiffon chakram
chiffon chamberpot
chiffon chapeau
chiffon chaps
chiffon chemise
chiffon chevrons
chili powder cutlass
chocolate ostrich egg
chocolate puppy
ciliophora chowder
clan underground fireworks shop
class five ecto-larva
closed-circuit pay phone
closed-circuit phone system
clovermint
club sandwich
coal paperweight
coffee sprite
cold medicine cabinet
combat lover's locket
comfy blanket
complex alien plant sample
complex alien zoological sample
complicated device
compounded experience
coney haunch
conquistador's breastplate
consolation ribbon
container of Spooky Putty
cool iron breastplate
cool iron greaves
cool iron helmet
cop dollar
corked genie bottle
corned-beef Reuben
cosmic bucket
cozy bazooka
cozy scimitar
crappy Mer-kin mask
crate of fish meat
crated wardrobe-o-matic
crazy bastard sword
cream of chloroplasts
crimbo elfling
crude oil congealer
crunchy brush
crushed steamer trunk
crystal belt buckle
crystallized pumpkin spice
cup of "tea"
cursed Aztec tamale
cursed magnifying glass
cursed microwave
cursed monkey's paw
cursed pirate cutlass
cursed pony keg
cursed ring finger ring
cursed swash buckle
cursed tricorn hat
custom avatar form
damp old wallet
dandy lion cub
dark chocolate egg
deactivated RoboGoose
deed to Oliver's Place
defective Golden Mr. Accessory
deflated inflatable dodecapede
deluxe Neverending Party favor
designer sweatpants
designer sweatpants (new old stock)
detective roscoe
detective school application
deviled candy egg
diabolic pizza cube
diabolical crossbow
dice belt buckle
dice ring
dice sunglasses
dice-print do-rag
dice-print pajama pants
dice-shaped backpack
dirty bottlecap
dirty martini
discarded button
disconnected intergnat
dollar sign
doppelshifter egg
double-candied yams
doubt cannon
dreadful fedora
dreadful glove
dreadful sweater
dreaming Jung man
drippy diadem
drippy snail shell
dropped scrap of paper
dwarvish war helmet
dwarvish war kilt
egg gun
elbow soup
eldritch tincture
eldritch tincture (depleted)
ember egg
embering hunk
emo roe
empty Rain-Doh can
enhanced signal receiver
envelope full of Meat
etched hourglass
eternal knot tattoo
exclusive ultra-rare item
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
exploding cigar
extra DNA
extra ooze
extra special Crimbo stocking
fairy-worn boots
familiar scrapbook
fancy chess set
fancy party pants
fascinating alien plant sample
fascinating alien zoological sample
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
fetus-smashing club
fiberglass fannypack
fiberglass fedora
fiberglass fetish
fiberglass fibers
fiberglass fingerguard
fiberglass foil
fiberglass frock
fistful of ashes
flagellate flagon
flagellate soup
flagstone fez
flagstone flag
flagstone flagments
flagstone flail
flagstone fleece
flagstone flip-flops
flagstone fringe
flaming familiar doppelgänger
flaming juggler's balls
flaming leaf crown
flaming pink shirt
flashing novelty button
fleshy lump
flickering pixel
floaty stone sphere
foam commodore's hat
foam naval trousers
foreign box
four-leaf potato sprout
fragile Christmas ornament
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
frankincenser
free-range mushroom
fresh coat of paint
fried air
friendly cheez blob
frigid derringer
funny paper hat
fuzzy bracelets
fuzzy montera
gabardine gaiters
gabardine garibaldi
gabardine garland
gabardine girdle
gabardine gloves
gabardine gunnysack
gabardine smithereens
gasmask
gattoo
gearbox necklace
genie bottle
genie's bracers
genie's pants
genie's scimitar
genie's turbane
ghost pencil
ghost shawl
ginger beer
gingerbread gavel
gingerbread moneybag
gingerbread pistol
gingerbread tophat
gingerbread trousers
gingerbread waistcoat
glass of "milk"
glowing frisbee
goblin bone hilt
golden monkey statuette
golden pet rock
golden sausage
gory drippy orb
government requisition form
government-issued eyeshade
government-issued necktie
government-issued slacks
governor's daughter's lace collar
governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
governor's daughter's petticoats
gravy skin
gravyskin buckler
gravyskin hat
gravyskin pants
gravyskin skirt
greedy ghostling
green slime glob
green traffic cone
gregarious ghostling
grinning ghostling
grisly shield
groggles
grogtini
grubby wool beerwarmer
grubby wool gloves
grubby wool hat
grubby wool scarf
grubby wool trousers
grubby woolball
guild application
haiku katana
half-digested rat
hamethyst-handled sixgun
hand of Mr. Cards
hand turkey outline
hand-carved bow
hand-carved staff
handful of juicy garbage
handful of split pea soup
hangman's hood
hard cocoa
harpoon
haunted bindle
haunted doghouse
hazardous sauce dosimeter
head of emberg lettuce
head-mounted Trainbot
heart-shaped crate
hemlock helm
hemp backpack
heteroerotic frat-paddle
hewn moon-rune spoon
hi-density nylocite leg armor
hibernating Grimstone Golem
high-end ginger wine
hippo tutu
hobo monkey
hockey stick of furious angry rage
holiday smorgasbord
holiday trip around the world
homeless hobo spirit
honey bun of Boris
hopeful candle
housekeeping automa-core
hungover chauvinist pig
hypnodisk
ice baby
ice pick
ice sickle
ice skates
iceberglet
incredibly dense meat gem
indie comic hipster glasses
industrial fire extinguisher
industrial frosting
infant sandworm
inflammable leaf
interesting clod of dirt
intergalactic pom poms
jewel-eyed wizard hat
jitterbug larva
jolly roger tattoo kit
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
kerosene-soaked skip
kevlateflocite helmet
kill screen
kitten burglar
labrador cookie
large stone triangle
laser cannon
laser targeting chip
latte lovers club card
latte lovers member's mug
leafy browns
left-handed melodica
leg-mounted Trainbots
leggings of the Spider Queen
li'l ghost costume
li'l orphan tot
liar's pants
lip soup
llama lama cria
locked mumming trunk
longbox of Batfellow comics
loofah ladle
loofah lavalier
loofah lederhosen
loofah legwarmers
loofah lei
loofah lumberjack's hat
loofah lumps
lucky Tam O'Shanter
lucky Tam O'Shatner
lucky army helmet
lucky gold ring
lucky moai statuette
lucky napkin
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
lustrous drippy orb
luxury fly-tying workbench
machine elf capsule
magical sausage
magical sausage casing
makeshift castanets
map to Anemone Mine
map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
map to Madness Reef
map to the Cursed Village
map to the Dive Bar
map to the Marinara Trench
map to the Mystic Wood
map to the Putrid Swamp
map to the Skate Park
map to the Sprawling Cemetery
map to the Towering Mountains
marble maebari
marble magnet
marble mantle
marble mariachi hat
marble medallion
marble mignonette bowl
marble molecules
marinara jug
meatball machine
mechanically-mulled cider
medium stone triangle
messenger bag RNA
meteorb
meteorite earring
meteorite fragment
meteorite guard
meteorite necklace
meteorite ring
meteortarboard
meteorthopedic shoes
military orb
mime army challenge coin
mime army infiltration glove
mime army insignia (cryonics)
mime army insignia (espionage)
mime army insignia (infantry)
mime army insignia (morale)
mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
mime army insignia (sanitation)
mime army shotglass
mime army wine
miming boots
mini kiwi
mini kiwi aioli
mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
mini kiwi bikini
mini kiwi digitized cookies
mini kiwi egg
mini kiwi icepick
mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
mini kiwi invisible dirigible
mini kiwi silicon tiepin
mini kiwi tipi
mini kiwi whipping stick
mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
mini kiwitini
miniature Embering Hulk
miniature crystal ball
miniature deck cannon
miniature gravy-covered maypole
miniscule temporal rip
mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
mint-in-box Powerful Glove
moai toai
moaiball
model train set
monstrous monocle
moon-amber necklace
moss mace
moss mantle
moss marlinspike
moss medal
moss megaphone
moss mitre
moss mulch
moveable feast
mummified entombed cookbookbat
mumming trunk
murderbot memory chip
muscular soup
musty moccasins
mutant arm
mutant crown
mutant legs
myrrh pouch
mysterious chest
name change form
nativity shorts
naughty fortune teller
naughty origami kit
naughty paper shuriken
navel ring of navel gazing
neck wreath
nervous tick egg
nest egg
newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
nice warm beer
note from Clancy
novelty monorail ticket
nozzle of the Phoenix
nylon Christmas stockings
off-hand balloon
old school Mafia knickerbockers
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
one million meat pancakes
optimal spreadsheet
orange slime glob
orange traffic cone
organ grinder
origami "gentlemen's" magazine
origami pasties
origami riding crop
ornamental sextant
orphan baby yeti
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
packaged Everfull Dart Holster
packaged June cleaver
packaged Pocket Professor
packaged Roman Candelabra
packaged familiar scrapbook
packaged luxury garment
packaged model train set
packet of beer seeds
packet of dragon's teeth
packet of mayfly bait
packet of mushroom spores
packet of orchid seeds
packet of pumpkin seeds
packet of rock seeds
packet of tall grass seeds
packet of thanksgarden seeds
packet of winter seeds
pantogram
paraffin palazzos
paraffin pendant
paraffin pieces
paraffin pith helmet
paraffin poncho
paraffin pseudoaccordion
paraffin punching bag
party crasher
party pup
party whip
passed-out psychedelic bear
pea brittle
peace shooter
peace turkey outline
peasco sour
peaza
peppermint pegleg
perfect Christmas scarf
perfectly fair coin
perfectly ordinary frog
pernicious cudgel
personal raindrop
personalized wassail stein
pet bad vibe
petrified time
phase-tuned shield generator belt
photo booth sized crate
piece of cake
pig-iron helm
pig-iron shinguards
pile of smoking rags
pink glowstick
pirate fork
pirate hook
pirate pantaloons
pirate radio ring
piratical blunderbuss
pirrrate's currrse
pixel rock
plain calzone
plexifoam chin strap
plexiglass pants
plexiglass pendant
plexiglass pikestaff
plexiglass pinky ring
plexiglass pith helmet
plexiglass pocketwatch
plump free-range mushroom
polyester pad
polyester panama hat
polyester parachute
polyester peeler
polyester pettipants
polyester pulsera
polyesterene powder
polymorphic fastening apparatus
porcelain pelerine
porcelain pepper mill
porcelain phantom mask
porcelain plus-fours
porcelain police baton
porcelain porkpie
porcelain powder
porquoise-handled sixgun
portable Mayo Clinic
portable pantogram
potato jacket
potted power plant
potted tea tree
praying Grim Brother
pregnant gloomy black mushroom
present
pressurized potion of pneumaticity
primitive alien blowgun
primitive alien loincloth
primitive alien necklace
primitive alien spear
primitive alien totem
profane eye patch
proto-proto-protozoa
protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
protogenetic chunklet (lips)
protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
protonic accelerator pack
psychic's amulet
psychic's circlet
psychic's crystal ball
psychic's pslacks
psychoanalytic jar
pumpkin spice whorl
puppet strings
purpleheart "pants"
puzzling ribbon
puzzling trophy
pygmy bugbear shaman
quantized familiar
quantized familiar experience
quantum disintegrator pistol
quantum of familiar
quantum watch
raffle ticket
ragged wool yarn
rainbow pearl
rainbow pearl earring
rainbow pearl necklace
rainbow pearl ring
ratatouille de Jarlsberg
real cowboy hat
really nice lump of coal
recovered cufflinks
red money bag
red plumber's boots
red traffic cone
redwood rain stick
regret hose
reliable sixgun
repaid diaper
replica Ten Dollars
replica bat-oomerang
research fragment
residual chitin paste
rib of the Bonerdagon
ring
ring of the Skeleton Lord
roasted vegetable focaccia
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
room scale green bean casserole
rose-colored glasses
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
rum ball
rune-strewn spoon cocoon
rusty chain necklace
saffron antaravasaka
saffron uttarasanga
salmagumdi
sane hatrack
sangria del diablo
sausage golem
sawblade shield
scepter of the Skeleton Lord
seal medal
sealskin drum
second-hand knockoff engagement ring
secret from the future
set of Unobtainium straps
sewing kit
shadow candle
shadow chef's hat
shadow hammer
shadow hot dog
shadow martini
shadow monocle
shadow needle
shadow pill
shadow trousers
shield of the Skeleton Lord
shooting morning star
shoulder-mounted Trainbot
shrine to the Barrel god
shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
signal receiver
silent nightlight
silicon-infused gluteal shield
silk garter snake
silky pirate drawers
silver Dreadsylvanian flask
silver cow creamer
silver sausage
sinister demon mask
skewered cherry
skewered jumbo olive
skewered lime
skull capacitor
sleeping patriotic eagle
sleeping profane parrot
slime fedora
slime knuckles
slime waders
slime-covered club
slime-covered compass
slime-covered greaves
slime-covered helmet
slime-covered necklace
slime-covered shovel
slime-covered staff
small Crimbo Pressie
small stone triangle
smoldering bagel punch
smoldering box
snake skin
snakeskin cowboy hat
snakeskin jacket
snakeskin thighboots
snowman-enchanting tophat
sober pill
soft cap of diminishing returns
space planula
space trooper helmet
spaghetti breakfast
spant backplate
spant egg casing
spant shield
spant shoulderpads
spant spear
spants
spare chocolate parts
spark plug earring
sparkly engagement ring
special edition Batfellow comic
spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
spirit bell
spooky rattling cigar box
spring shoes
squamous polyp
stained glass serape
stained glass shards
stained glass shield
stained glass shiv
stained glass spectacles
stained glass stetson
stained glass suspenders
stainless steel scarf
stainless steel shillelagh
stainless steel skullcap
stainless steel slacks
stainless steel solitaire
stainless steel suspenders
standards and practices guide
steaming evil
steel knuckles
sticky sword blade
stinky cheese ball
strange stone pyramid
stray chihuahua
structural ember
stuffed "L"
stuffed club
stuffed dinosaur
stuffed kraken
styrofoam peanuts
subscription cocoa dispenser
sugar raygun
superhero mask
suspicious package
suspicious stocking
suspicious-looking fedora
sweet nutcracker
sweet potato o' mine
sweet potato punch
synaptic soup
tabletop candy dispenser
talkative skull
talking spade
tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
tankard of spiced rum
tattoo gun
tattoo of two turkeys
tearaway pants
terra cotta tambourine
terra cotta tidbits
terra cotta tie tack
terra cotta tongs
terra cotta train
terra cotta trousers
terra cotta truss
testy toolbox
thanksgiving bomb
the Archwizard's briefs
the Ley Incursion's waist
thermos of "whiskey"
throwin' ember
tie-dye headband
tie-dyed fannypack
time helmet
time sword
time trousers
tiny Tina gun
tiny ember
tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
tiny plastic Colonel Brando
tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
tiny plastic St. Patrick
tiny plastic spoiler
tiny plastic sword
tiny stillsuit
toy sixgun
traumatic holiday memory
tropical Crimbo pressie
turchucken
twice-haunted screwdriver
ultimate wad
ultra-soft ferns
unbreakable umbrella
unearthed volcanic meteoroid
unemployed hunchbacked minion
unevolved organism
unfinished ice sculpture
uniclops egg
unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
unopened diabolic pizza cube box
unpowered Robortender
untamable turtle
untorn tearaway pants package
unusual disco ball
unwound cymbal-playing monkey
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
vampyric cloake
vampyric cloake pattern
velour valise
velour vambraces
velour vaqueros
velour veil
velour veneer
velour viscometer
velour voulge
vesper
void burger
void lager
void stone
voodoo doll
voter registration form
wad of Crovacite
warbear black box
wardrobe-o-matic
washboard shield
wax face
wax hand
wax lips
webbed comic mask
weedy skirt
western-style skinning knife
wheel of camembert
whirled peas
white Dreadsylvanian
white money bag
wicker clicker
wicker kickers
wicker knickers
wicker slicker
wicker sticker
wicker ticker
wickerbits
wolf whistle
wormwood wedding ring
woven baling wire bracelets
wrapped candy cane sword cane
wrapping paper
wriggling worm
wrought-iron flakes
wrought-iron waders
wrought-iron walker
wrought-iron whisk
wrought-iron widget
wrought-iron wig
wrought-iron winch crank
wumpus-hair sweater
xo-skeleton-in-a-box
yam and swiss
yam battery
yam martini
yellow puck
yellow puck with a bow on it
yellow traffic cone
yuletide troll chrysalis
zombie accordion
zombie mariachi hat
zombie mariachi pants
zombie monkey necklace