This is what a marble statue of a football player would wear if anybody had ever bothered to make a marble statue of a football player.
| Rank | Item | Quantity | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Squeegee McDoo | 4 | |
| 🥈 | Nanimonai3 and jantje | 3 | ⤴️ |
| #4 | Foxy Boxy and Xandor | 2 | ⤴️ |
| #6 | Ahorriblesn, BakaGaijin, Behoimi, Bo Pokeweed, Brirad, Byoho, CafeBabe, CafeBoob, CaptainRondo, Chelonia, Cobwebs, Curt, Dah Cheese, DancinMachine, Deatvert, Durf, Eclipsing, ErisDiscordia, Eroquin, Fearborn, Framistan, GrendelPrime, Grimhelm, HOldeRofSecrEts, Hasand, IAmTheManWithNoName, JAD, JXQZ, Jakhin, Jashler, Jehanmandeville, Ketchupynugget, Kugli, Lord Stefano, Lyle332, Magister30, Manendra, Marionetteowl, Merihand, Misha_Z, Mister Edge, Mme_Defarge, Mongrel the Apathetic, Monkieboy, Moose_Drool, MotherMary13, Natedogg, Necrophage, PachINKOid, ParadoX, Perkk, Philosofik, Psyche, Ryo_Sangnoir, Sal the Rapacious, Sans the Comic, SauceressCeres, Shayol Ghul, Sir Indy, SkyPiglet, Snugglypoo, Spleenmaster, TamGarTrinKiJoiDar, Terrapin_Man, Trice, UrbanSuicideJunkie, Wendigo, Yendor, burgie12, de nisovan, eppin, iBlackSheep, iaruk, lupus4, testostronaut and txranger | 1 | ⤴️ |