Museum :: Framistan

Framistan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#31	Überraschthexengebräu	28
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#29	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	94
#40	"caramel" orange	58
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#122	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#7	18-picohertz resonator crystal	4
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#17	7-inch discus	5
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#17	8-bit banana	49
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#4	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	2
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#15	A muse-bouche	107
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#16	ASCII fu manchu	92
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#27	Aerheads	2
#49	Affirmation Cookie	5
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#25	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	36
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#9	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	17
#16	Amanitee	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#11	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	14
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#21	Ancient Protector Soda	30
#54	Ancient Saucehelm	22
#48	Angelhair Culottes	14
#119	Angry Farmer candy	1,463
#42	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	53
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#19	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#101	Argarggagarg's fang	12
#27	Arr, M80	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#112	Atomic Pop	7
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#11	BOOterfinger	41
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#33	BRICKO stud	43
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#16	BUBBLE GUM	57
#304	BURT	88
#184	Baja sopapilla	5
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#49	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	14
#32	Bangyomaman battle juice	36
#156	Barney's rake	1
#10	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	44
#12	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	253
#17	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	90
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#32	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	5
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#12	Belt of Howling Anger	34
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#14	Big Punk	39
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#72	Bit O' Ectoplasm	44
#13	Bit O' Quail Spleen	29
#32	BitterSweetTarts	415
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#45	Bling of the New Wave	14
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#63	Blood 'n' Plenty	9
#157	Blood Light	28
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#43	Blue Diamond of Honesty	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#41	Bonerdagon necklace	129
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#12	Boots of Twilight Whispers	28
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#26	Boss Bat bling	88
#11	Boss Bat britches	279
#88	Boss Drops	3
#19	Boulevardier cocktail	23
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#22	Bowlet	9
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#15	Bruno's blessing of Mars	34
#14	Bugbearclaw Donut	41
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#17	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	45
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#18	Charity's choker	60
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#58	Chroner	1,590
#29	Chubby and Plump bar	8
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#12	Clara's bell	66
#88	Claw of the Infernal Seal	10
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#301	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	9
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#18	Cloak of Dire Shadows	21
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#10	Codpiece of the Goblin King	271
#37	Coily™	2
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#33	Colander of Em-er'il	24
#311	Cold Hots candy	22
#68	Cold One	1
#7	Cold Stone of Hatred	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#28	Comet Drop	6
#103	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#187	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	13
#17	Cornbeefadon	12
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#10	Cracklin' Oat Bran	154
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#59	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#135	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	35
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#416	Crimbo Credit	5
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#46	Crimbo Factory surprise box	49
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#46	Crimbo candle	7
#7	Crimbo dog sweater	6
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#9	Crimbo stockings	2
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#175	Crimbojito	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#259	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#140	Crimbot battery	10
#83	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	62
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	75
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#10	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	78
#10	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	64
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#11	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	80
#10	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	71
#20	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	397
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#11	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	87
#76	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	71
#68	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	25
#9	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	95
#68	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	80
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#10	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	72
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#93	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	18
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	3
#73	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	70
#65	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	25
#62	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	81
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#780	Crimbuck	1,036
#16	Crimbylow-rise jeans	2
#337	Crown of the Goblin King	70
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#9	Cycloney	2
#79	D roll	167
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#14	DUFRESNE Suds	359
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#41	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	2
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#16	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	49
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#22	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
🥇	Dinsey's brain	5
🥈	Dinsey's glove	11
#6	Dinsey's oculus	2
🥇	Dinsey's pants	5
🥇	Dinsey's pizza cutter	6
🥈	Dinsey's radar dish	3
#27	Disco 'Fro Pick	29
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#64	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	6
#18	Disgeist	11
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#313	Divine	1
#23	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#86	Dolphin King's crown	44
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#69	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	46
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#38	Driplet	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#14	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	48
#25	Drowsy Sword	328
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#6	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	3
#81	Dump Truck	1
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#63	Dust bunny	63
#30	Dweebisol™ inhaler	42
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#278	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#49	Effermint™ tablets	115
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#18	El Sombrero De Lopez	49
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#35	El Vibrato power sphere	66
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	32
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	17
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	19
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	16
#13	El Vibrato restraints	63
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#28	Elder Turtle Shell	27
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#215	Eldritch snap	2
#23	Electric Punch	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#23	Elizabeth's Dollie	10
#12	Elizabeth's paintbrush	58
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#26	Elvish delight	42
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#20	Enchanted Flyswatter	43
#25	Enchanted Plunger	34
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#755	Ent cider	5
🥇	Essence of Annoyance	1
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#27	Eye and a Twist	5
#685	FDKOL commendation	32
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
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#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#524	Now and Earlier	4
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#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
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#17	Silly Little Love Song	2
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#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#17	Smart Bone Dust	88
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#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
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🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
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🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
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🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
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#61	Time Juice	8
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
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#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
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#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#27	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	859
#27	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	796
#25	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	898
#25	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	858
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#10	Turpin	1
#31	Turtle Bowl	1
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#55	UV monocular	3
#18	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	9
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#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
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#188	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	72
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#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
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🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#12	Ungulant	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#6	Universal Seasoning	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
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#37	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	1
#33	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	1
#34	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#25	Unspeakachu	9
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
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#148	zmobie	1
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#34	zombie dinosaur egg	4
#11	zombie hollandaise	211
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
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#150	zombie pineal gland	26

Wow, that's 171,852 items total!

what items are this player missing?