Alice's Army Halberder

Alice's Army Halberder

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Name: Axe "Me No Question" Pike
Age: 23
Suit: Spade

Axe Pike would never be mistaken for a tower of intellect, with his stilted English and vacant stare. But he's frequently correctly taken for a tower of cardstock holding a spear with an axe on the side (or an axe with a spear on the end), so his mental deficiencies can be overlooked. Moreover, as his nickname suggests, Pike is at his peak when following orders.

When he's off-duty, Pike can be found folding origami cranes. You might think that's an adorable, dainty hobby, but you haven't seen him do it with his fallen opponents.

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