| #180 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #145 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #147 | Alice's Army Guard | 5 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Halberder | 5 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #167 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #133 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 4 |
| #152 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 5 |
| #149 | Alice's Army Ninja | 5 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Nurse | 4 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 5 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 4 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Wallman | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #37 | Holiday Fun! | 121 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #76 | New Age healing crystal | 10 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #25 | abstraction: category | 99 |
| #26 | abstraction: perception | 99 |
| #28 | abstraction: purpose | 99 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #401 | beer helmet | 7 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #326 | bullet-proof corduroys | 10 |
| #9 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 99 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #277 | crystalline cheer | 254 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #409 | distressed denim pants | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #26 | perfect mimosa | 46 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #193 | spaghetti cult mask | 6 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |