| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #143 | Alice's Army Guard | 5 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Halberder | 5 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #129 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 4 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 5 |
| #146 | Alice's Army Ninja | 5 |
| #166 | Alice's Army Nurse | 4 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #138 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 5 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 4 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Wallman | 4 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #36 | Holiday Fun! | 121 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #76 | New Age healing crystal | 10 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #25 | abstraction: category | 99 |
| #25 | abstraction: perception | 99 |
| #27 | abstraction: purpose | 99 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #397 | beer helmet | 7 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #326 | bullet-proof corduroys | 10 |
| #8 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 99 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #267 | crystalline cheer | 254 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #1380 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #405 | distressed denim pants | 4 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #24 | perfect mimosa | 46 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #192 | spaghetti cult mask | 6 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |