Alice's Army Alchemist

Alice's Army Alchemist

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Name: Al "Go Rhythm" Chemist
Age: 69
Suit: Heart

Al Chemist's parents firmly believed that a child's name determines his fate, so they named their bouncing baby boy Doctor Millionaire Wellhung. Imagine, if you can, their chagrin when the child pursued a career in hip-hop dance, after changing his name to the even less likely "Al Chemist." Chemist spent years perfecting his hip-hop moves while creating and imbibing amazing cocktails to fuel his all-night dance parties.

As fate would have it, during one such party, he accidentally turned malt liquor and cognac into a dense meat stack, and from that point a new course for his life was set. He eventually signed on with Alice's Army as a potion-maker, using his alchemical prowess to transmute enemy combatants into sad, chunky puddles.

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