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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
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| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
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| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
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| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
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| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #121 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 10 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
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| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
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| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #28 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 13 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #34 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
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| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
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| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #29 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #27 | Bowlet | 6 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #30 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
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| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
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| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
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| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
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| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #540 | Chroner | 2 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #25 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #14 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #510 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
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| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
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| #21 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 17 |
| #38 | Disgeist | 4 |
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| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
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| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
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| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
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| #117 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #108 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #9 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #48 | Instant Karma | 250 |
| #17 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #156 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #25 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #36 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #9 | Morphan | 2 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #7 | Mustardigrade | 2 |
| #98 | My First Art of War | 6 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #16 | Mysterious Black Box | 250 |
| #15 | Mysterious Blue Box | 250 |
| #17 | Mysterious Green Box | 250 |
| #14 | Mysterious Red Box | 250 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #8 | Nursine | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #4 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 200 |
| #76 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #75 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #73 | Othello's military jacket | 2 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #105 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Rubee™ | 111,111 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #28 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #40 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spacegate Research | 500,000 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #23 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #17 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #13 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #16 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #11 | Star Spawn | 60 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #6 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #52 | Travels with Jerry | 11 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #7 | Turtive | 2 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #60 | Unspeakachu | 2 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #10 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #129 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #30 | baby killer bee | 519 |
| #7 | baconstone | 1,000 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #6 | bag of foreign bribes | 1,000 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #108 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #573 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #308 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 11 |
| #55 | blood-faced volleyball | 48 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | blue mana | 2,000 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #8 | blueberry muffin | 1 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #220 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 200 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #79 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #66 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #142 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #17 | bubbly potion | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #17 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #5 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #17 | candy rations | 1 |
| #17 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #89 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #7 | chocolate chip muffin | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #25 | cloudy potion | 1,000 |
| #619 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥇 | compounded experience | 11,111 |
| #53 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #4 | crushed steamer trunk | 1 |
| #28 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #7 | cursed pirate cutlass | 1 |
| #5 | cursed swash buckle | 1 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #14 | cute meteoroid | 11 |
| #50 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #24 | dark potion | 1,000 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #112 | designer handbag | 21 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #9 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #10 | drippy bezoar | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy bromide | 1 |
| #8 | drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #4 | drippy diadem | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy enzyme | 1 |
| #4 | drippy flux | 1 |
| #4 | drippy grub | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy ichor | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #22 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #10 | drippy orb | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy pigment | 1 |
| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #4 | drippy salt | 1 |
| #8 | drippy seed | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #19 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #19 | effervescent potion | 1,000 |
| #8 | egg gun | 1 |
| #25 | elbow soup | 3 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #13 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| 🥉 | ember egg | 1 |
| #4 | embering hunk | 21 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1,000 |
| #12 | fat loot token | 500 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #193 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #15 | festive egg sac | 12 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #117 | filthy lucre | 200 |
| #19 | fizzy potion | 1,000 |
| #28 | flagellate soup | 3 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #25 | flask of moonshine | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #34 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #111 | friendly cheez blob | 15 |
| #235 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #39 | ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #197 | goat | 4 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #29 | gravy skin | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #36 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #41 | grue egg | 307 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #46 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #7 | hamethyst | 1,000 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #382 | handful of confetti | 100 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #95 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #138 | hawk | 2 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #18 | iFlail | 2 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #185 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #74 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| 🥇 | jumping horseradish | 15,000 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #207 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #24 | large box | 1,000 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #24 | lip soup | 3 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #4 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #5 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| 🥈 | lustrous drippy orb | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #467 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | magical sausage | 25,000 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #71 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #49 | meat paste | 1,000,000 |
| #11 | meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #30 | military orb | 1 |
| #20 | milky potion | 1,000 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #189 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #54 | moai toai | 1 |
| 🥈 | moaiball | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #7 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #49 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #23 | murky potion | 1,000 |
| #23 | muscular soup | 3 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | note from Clancy | 500 |
| #5 | odor extractor | 200 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | oily paste | 5,000 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #56 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #55 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #93 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #28 | peppermint rhino baby | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #24 | piece of coral | 62 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #7 | pixel rock | 8 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #10 | plastic doll arms | 50 |
| #13 | plastic doll legs | 50 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| 🥈 | porquoise | 1,000 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #422 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | pregnant mushroom | 7 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #5 | pristine piranha seed | 10 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | pteruges | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | red tulip | 7 |
| 🥉 | repaid diaper | 1 |
| #18 | residual chitin paste | 11 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #11 | rubber doll body | 50 |
| #12 | rubber doll head | 50 |
| #128 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #97 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #8 | sausage golem | 2 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #73 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #50 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #79 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #57 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #70 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #70 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #60 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #13 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #23 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #22 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #23 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #73 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #61 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #58 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #24 | shuddering cow skull | 2 |
| #7 | signal receiver | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #11 | skull capacitor | 7 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #390 | sleeping snowy owl | 8 |
| #62 | sleeping wereturtle | 17 |
| #242 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #17 | small box | 1,000 |
| #48 | smiling rat | 7 |
| #23 | smoky potion | 1,000 |
| #7 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #11 | software bug | 3 |
| #65 | software glitch | 1 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #160 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #468 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #23 | squirming Slime larva | 3 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #342 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #21 | swirly potion | 1,000 |
| #28 | synaptic soup | 3 |
| #103 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #164 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #14 | tarnished luggage key | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #15 | tiny barrel | 98 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #29 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #11 | turchucken | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #116 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #54 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #59 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 3 |
| 🥇 | unwound mechanical songbird | 3 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #209 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear gyro | 108 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #22 | warbear officer requisition box | 37 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #26 | warehouse key | 27 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #67 | white tulip | 7 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #642 | wind-up chattering teeth | 47 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #84 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| 🥉 | wriggling severed nose | 32 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | yule pup | 5 |
| #39 | zombie dinosaur egg | 3 |