This is the memoir of the mayor of Gingerbread City, a repeatedly-elected official about whose blatant disregard for the law nobody seemed to give a chocolate rat's ass.
| Rank | Item | Quantity | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Roderick the Unmarried and TQuilla | 77 | |
| 🥉 | Arbos | 60 | ⤴️ |
| #4 | Pastahead | 26 | ⤴️ |
| #5 | tHIsguy and the_loath_ranger | 13 | ⤴️ |
| #7 | bLObStER111 | 4 | ⤴️ |
| #8 | Mistress of the Obvious | 3 | ⤴️ |
| #9 | Camaxtli the Mighty, HyruleChatbot, Lord Stefano, Penne Basil, Snugglypoo, SwordsRCool and Vitellozzo | 2 | ⤴️ |
| #16 | CK_, CaptainRondo, Chocolust, Clawleone, Dah Cheese, Donavin69, Emerilla, EvanDoge, Framistan, Fronobulax, Gibsonman, Guy Bone, HOldeRofSecrEts, HumanSlayer, InsomniAxeMurderer, JAD, KidoftheThird, King Candy, Kneegrow, Melvin DoOver, Mistress Darkmoon, Mme_Defarge, Natedogg, Necrophage, Nikademus, Pandamanster, Rainmaker709, SecondChances, Skent, Snickles, Soulesslife, Spleenmaster, SuzyQs, TamGarTrinKiJoiDar, Trexx, Veracity, Warren, Willwork4food, Zarqon, caducus, ePITAthx1, eddo, hiimchels, mARty mcfly, numerrik, scudunculus, sensibleb, thE tRAveLiNg RetArD, whizdad and xKiv | 1 | ⤴️ |