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Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#115	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#235	"caramel" orange	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#115	"meat" stick	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#5	0	1
🥉	1	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1225	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#221	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#81	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#255	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#37	Aerheads	1
#70	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Arr, M80	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#55	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#54	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#632	BURT	1
#298	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#58	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#53	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#71	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#58	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#31	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#53	Bloody Nora	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#114	Boss Drops	1
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#76	Bowlet	1
#74	Boxing Day Pass	1
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#108	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#68	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2314	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#73	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#571	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#37	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#67	Comet Drop	1
#104	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#84	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#1353	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#36	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1368	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#128	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#356	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#154	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#138	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#10	CyberRealm keycode	1
#17	Cycloney	1
#347	D roll	1
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#49	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#444	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#313	Divine	1
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#36	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#25	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#37	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#29	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#206	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#56	Easter grasshopper	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#24	Electric Punch	1
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