This sinister black and gold cube is engraved with a snake motif. It's oddly cold to the touch, and though it seems to be carved out of wood, it feels unusually heavy for that to be the case. What's worse: the knowledge that, if you open this, steel hooks are probably going to shoot out and give you impromptu nipple piercings? Or the fact that you know you're going to be unable to resist opening it anyway?