| #26 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #60 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 10 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 10 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 10 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 10 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 10 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1404 | Crimbuck | 249 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #131 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #535 | antique record album | 4 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1262 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #83 | festive sausage | 30 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #572 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1045 | hobo nickel | 22 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #511 | pink clay bead | 18 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #428 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #11 | strange cube | 200 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |