#119 | "DRINK ME" potion | 345 |
#114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#146 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 11 |
#434 | Amulet of Yendor | 50 |
#2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#536 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#679 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
#534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
#900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
#582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
#702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 185 |
#1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
#1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#128 | CSA all-purpose soap | 6 |
#88 | CSA bravery badge | 77 |
#95 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 79 |
#152 | CSA discount card | 11 |
#246 | CSA fire-starting kit | 46 |
#99 | CSA obedience grenade | 74 |
#96 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 87 |
#98 | Camp Scout pup tent | 68 |
#1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
#686 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
#1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
#1028 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
#495 | Crimbuck | 2,032 |
#2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
#551 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
#859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
#808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
#27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
#25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
#527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
#1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
#344 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 132 |
#262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#143 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 7 |
#791 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
#838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
#583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
#831 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
#790 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
#743 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
#875 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
#835 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
#812 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
#248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
#356 | Newbiesport™ tent | 4 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
#317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
#328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
#253 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
#252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
#1600 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#315 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
#250 | Red Rover BB gun | 15 |
#2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#374 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 35 |
#385 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 33 |
#89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
#384 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 34 |
#703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#198 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
#1069 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
#2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
#1189 | Valentine | 10 |
#273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
#600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
#1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#124 | Ze™ goggles | 29 |
#183 | actual reality goggles | 4 |
#151 | airblaster gun | 6 |
#37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
#588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
#538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
#2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1252 | badass belt | 44 |
#91 | bag of GORF | 129 |
#98 | bag of GORP | 130 |
#86 | bag of QWOP | 80 |
#584 | bag of airline peanuts | 50 |
#269 | banana peel | 18 |
#808 | bananagate | 3 |
#1024 | barrrnacle | 10 |
#807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
#1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
#422 | black candy heart | 18 |
#190 | black spot | 4 |
#351 | black-and-blue light | 146 |
#246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#355 | blue plasma ball | 142 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
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#331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
#835 | brick | 40 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
#485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
#1702 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
#1965 | candied yams | 3 |
#303 | cheap studded belt | 164 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#774 | clown hammer | 31 |
#680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
#175 | confusing LED clock | 13 |
#285 | cymbal syrup | 36 |
#438 | defective skull | 51 |
#1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
#116 | disintegrating sheet music | 85 |
#395 | double daisy | 1 |
#74 | drop of water-37 | 199 |
#1287 | duct tape | 12 |
#878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
#272 | empty agua de vida bottle | 783 |
#1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#310 | encoder ring | 60 |
#742 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 16 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#529 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 54 |
#1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
#818 | fake fake vomit | 33 |
#1309 | fake hand | 7 |
#683 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
#3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#467 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
#233 | fiery wing | 20 |
#504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
#586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#298 | flavored foot massage oil | 159 |
#318 | foam dart | 149 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#299 | fudgecule | 6,331 |
#1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#453 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
#297 | giant designer sunglasses | 15 |
#815 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
#1291 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
#489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
#547 | giant pinky ring | 27 |
#1004 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
#1910 | green beer | 1 |
#1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
#755 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
#636 | grue egg | 42 |
#733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
#184 | haggis-infused soap | 2 |
#219 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 2 |
#2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
#654 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
#558 | herbal stuffing | 14 |
#1881 | herringcello | 1 |
#142 | home robotics kit | 5 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#231 | hot egg | 1 |
#1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#713 | jazz soap | 38 |
#650 | jerky coins | 21 |
#540 | joybuzzer | 55 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#617 | kumquartz | 6 |
#60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
#576 | lollipop stick | 35 |
#91 | lost key | 26 |
#724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
#1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
#1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#916 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 24 |
#151 | magicberry tablets | 6 |
#180 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
#236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#507 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#106 | molten brick | 133 |
#254 | mood ring | 46 |
#1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#149 | old school calculator watch | 7 |
#426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
#926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#264 | peanut brittle shield | 12 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#346 | personal massager | 56 |
#404 | personalized coffee mug | 149 |
#717 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 29 |
#753 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
#929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
#216 | plastic guitar | 10 |
#481 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
#487 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
#512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
#96 | pool torpedo | 40 |
#923 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
#1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
#438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
#802 | radium-flavored potato chips | 16 |
#2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
#752 | red gummi ingot | 12 |
#1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
#381 | red-and-green sweater | 6 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#619 | roll of toilet paper | 117 |
#3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#2796 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
#702 | rubber emo roe | 42 |
#1524 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#139 | shard of double-ice | 62 |
#77 | shiny butcherknife | 17 |
#582 | shiny ring | 44 |
#238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
#707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
#302 | smoking grass | 250 |
#78 | soggy used band-aid | 22 |
#1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#151 | spangly mariachi pants | 4 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#463 | squirming egg sac | 19 |
#2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
#296 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 158 |
#450 | strange cube | 2 |
#547 | strawberyl | 9 |
#1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
#1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
#1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
#1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
#1678 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 18 |
#7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
#3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
#1071 | stuffed Meat | 41 |
#3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
#3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
#2829 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
#2499 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
#1026 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
#2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
#3826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
#2806 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
#3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
#863 | stuffed key | 58 |
#3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
#996 | stuffed mink | 45 |
#1316 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
#1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
#3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
#736 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
#2795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
#2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
#3816 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
#2168 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
#1097 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
#1235 | stuffed tin of caviar | 34 |
#869 | stuffed treasure chest | 58 |
#4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
#2643 | stuffing | 1 |
#105 | stylish swimsuit | 44 |
#314 | sucker scaffold | 33 |
#373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
#1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#707 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
#722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
#3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
#492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
#681 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
#3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
#3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#740 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
#1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
#844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
#4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
#953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
#1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
#1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
#953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
#1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
#8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#925 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
#934 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
#2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
#1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
#1169 | unstable DNA | 29 |
#1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
#450 | useless powder | 280 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#11 | wad of dough | 36,090 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#101 | water purification pills | 110 |
#113 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 15 |
#727 | whoopie cushion | 41 |
#754 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
#769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
#755 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 16 |
#191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
#461 | x-ray specs | 44 |
#747 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
#1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#861 | yellow snowcone | 35 |
#1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |