| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #204 | Crimbo Credit | 53 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbot battery | 98 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 14 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 6 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 5 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 5 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 18 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 23 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 7 |
| #178 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 20 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| #188 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 7 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 15 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #208 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 14 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #119 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 21 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 27 |
| #105 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 131 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #294 | ammonite fossil | 16 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #13 | augmented-reality shades | 90 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #222 | bananagate | 32 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #88 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #101 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #508 | bottle of Blank-Out | 13 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #55 | choco-Crimbot | 90 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #179 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 15 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #13 | fitness wristband | 90 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #6 | frosty halo | 38 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #11 | furry halo | 18 |
| #22 | ghost thread | 6 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #27 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #17 | mysterious present | 75 |
| #24 | neoprene skullcap | 15 |
| #581 | pack of pogs | 25 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #56 | pog #01 (spider) | 19 |
| #76 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 14 |
| #71 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 15 |
| #65 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 16 |
| #44 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 24 |
| #43 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 23 |
| #70 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 15 |
| #50 | pog #08 (hellion) | 20 |
| #51 | pog #09 (pirate) | 20 |
| #50 | pog #10 (hobo) | 23 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #531 | quantum taco | 13 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | sandwich of the gods | 20 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #4 | shining halo | 113 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #17 | smart watch | 90 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #36 | sneaky wrapping paper | 53 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #213 | strawberyl | 34 |
| #242 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 148 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #252 | stuffed Meat | 153 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #159 | stuffed key | 272 |
| #884 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #369 | stuffed mink | 117 |
| #291 | stuffed monocle | 139 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #242 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 81 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #414 | stuffed teddy butler | 109 |
| #356 | stuffed tin of caviar | 121 |
| #208 | stuffed treasure chest | 234 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #426 | sucker scaffold | 17 |
| #12 | time halo | 61 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 41 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 25 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 37 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 14 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 33 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 25 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 43 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 37 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 12 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 41 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 13 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 16 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #92 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 37 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 28 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 36 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #97 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 35 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 39 |
| #84 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 38 |
| #80 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 40 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #94 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 38 |
| #61 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 50 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #90 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 38 |
| #114 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 31 |
| #69 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 47 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #70 | tiny plastic fire servant | 25 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 41 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic moneybee | 43 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 47 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic peacannon | 20 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 24 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 33 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #358 | tourmalime | 19 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #334 | trilobite fossil | 13 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #152 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 59 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #34 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 150 |
| #48 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #99 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 13 |
| #66 | warbear wardance potion | 33 |
| #29 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 17 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |