| #328 | "DRINK ME" potion | 40 |
| #161 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 12 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #54 | 668 scroll | 40 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #105 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #349 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #98 | BACON | 254 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #139 | BGE merchandise order form | 31 |
| #149 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #132 | BGE shotglass | 40 |
| #111 | BGE temporary tattoo | 7 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #100 | BRICKO brick | 3,586 |
| #280 | BRICKO eye brick | 53 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #428 | BURT | 40 |
| #480 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #226 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #111 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 3 |
| #243 | Blood Light | 17 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #384 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #404 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #84 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 8 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #44 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 9 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #87 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 22 |
| #75 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 24 |
| #260 | CSA fire-starting kit | 40 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Chroner | 14 |
| #102 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #107 | Corpse Island iced tea | 46 |
| #274 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 21 |
| #115 | Crimbo Credit | 109 |
| #353 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #387 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #92 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 130 |
| #2309 | Crimbuck | 14 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #60 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 6 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #328 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #120 | Game Grid token | 40 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #749 | Go-Wassail | 11 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #478 | Goodfella contract | 40 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #72 | Gummy Brains | 8 |
| #132 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 40 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #84 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #78 | Lobos Mints | 10 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #164 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 14 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #219 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 7 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #84 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #96 | Necbro wafers | 5 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #173 | Nightstalker perfume | 16 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #246 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #108 | O'RLY manual | 12 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2363 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #92 | Rattlin' Chains | 5 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #438 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #191 | Rock and Roll Legend | 10 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #205 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #408 | Schrödinger's thermos | 40 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #311 | Silver Bullet beer | 7 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #130 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 5 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #64 | Sweet Sword | 7 |
| #45 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #77 | Tales of Spelunking | 2 |
| #669 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #208 | The Cooler Out of Space | 14 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 142 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #420 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #203 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 64 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #27 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 53 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #111 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 15 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #428 | abominable snowcone | 27 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #28 | adhesive tape dolly | 4 |
| #681 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #123 | agua de vida | 40 |
| #112 | alien drugs | 24 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #291 | ancient protein powder | 14 |
| #183 | ancient spice | 15 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #383 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #281 | astral mushroom | 41 |
| #97 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #44 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #609 | baconstone | 13 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #131 | ball | 52 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #601 | bananagate | 7 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #543 | bat wing | 13 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #47 | beefy fish meat | 23 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #79 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #566 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #201 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| #459 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
| #508 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #148 | black gold | 3 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #353 | black paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #230 | black plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #152 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 31 |
| #71 | black striped oyster egg | 44 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #139 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 40 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #79 | blue paisley oyster egg | 30 |
| #298 | blue plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #55 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 41 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #382 | blue snowcone | 29 |
| #85 | blue striped oyster egg | 39 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #276 | bone chips | 61 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #105 | bone meal | 5 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #296 | bottle of Blank-Out | 40 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of clam juice | 1 |
| #225 | bottle of fire | 33 |
| #115 | bottle of goofballs | 187 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #28 | box of Familiar Jacks | 40 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #2619 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #127 | brown crock marble | 4 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #151 | buckyball | 40 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #543 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #256 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #97 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 19 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #179 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 43 |
| #570 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #127 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #200 | candied yams | 41 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #881 | candy cane | 40 |
| #186 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #143 | candy knuckles | 13 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #628 | canteen of wine | 40 |
| #60 | cement sandals | 11 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #32 | chlorophyll paste | 4 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #202 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #480 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #637 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #777 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #82 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #130 | club necklace | 34 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #64 | cold powder | 24 |
| #115 | cold wad | 40 |
| #395 | colorful plastic ball | 40 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #275 | concentrated magicalness pill | 7 |
| #70 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #210 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #83 | corpse on the beach | 54 |
| #142 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #95 | corpsedriver | 47 |
| #166 | corpsetini | 31 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #153 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #190 | crappy brain | 12 |
| #135 | creamsicle | 42 |
| #57 | crumbling rat skull | 11 |
| #171 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #233 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #127 | cursed piece of thirteen | 11 |
| #203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #143 | death blossom | 2 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #193 | decent brain | 14 |
| #187 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #110 | devilish folio | 13 |
| #207 | diamond necklace | 24 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #75 | dire fudgesicle | 45 |
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| #325 | disease | 40 |
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| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
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| #257 | dollhive | 40 |
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| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #764 | drum machine | 1 |
| #196 | drum of pomade | 7 |
| #662 | dry noodles | 40 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #169 | dull fish scale | 40 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #28 | ectoplasmic paste | 12 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #252 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #72 | elderly jawbreaker | 3 |
| #285 | eldritch effluvium | 17 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #326 | elven limbos gingerbread | 40 |
| #275 | elven cellocello | 40 |
| #296 | elven moonshine | 40 |
| #172 | elven socks | 23 |
| #262 | elven suicide capsule | 40 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
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| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
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| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
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| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
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| #343 | fancy dress ball | 40 |
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| #314 | fermenting powder | 5 |
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| #99 | filthy lucre | 224 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #150 | fish juice box | 2 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #768 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #54 | floaty gravel | 3 |
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| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
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| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
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| #137 | fossilized bat skull | 5 |
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| #237 | fossilized limb | 45 |
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| #170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
| #151 | fossilized spike | 31 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #345 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #202 | fossilized wing | 21 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #250 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
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| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #19 | frozen tofu pop | 7 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #553 | fruitcake | 40 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
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| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #628 | fudgecule | 877 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #902 | ghost cucumber | 40 |
| #60 | ghost key | 10 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #209 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #238 | ghost trap | 5 |
| #266 | ghostly body paint | 18 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
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| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #588 | gingerbread bugbear | 40 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #84 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 29 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #61 | glistening fish meat | 17 |
| #30 | glob of enchanted icing | 63 |
| #121 | glob of green slime | 14 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #49 | golden plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #261 | good brain | 40 |
| #23 | gooey paste | 15 |
| #149 | gooified animal matter | 15 |
| #237 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #312 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #232 | gray bow tie | 28 |
| #15 | greasy paste | 25 |
| #679 | green beer | 16 |
| #471 | green candy heart | 27 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #726 | green gummi ingot | 15 |
| #142 | green peawee marble | 5 |
| #562 | green snowcone | 7 |
| #268 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #74 | grim fairy tale | 8 |
| #112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #31 | groose grease | 40 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #177 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #82 | gyroscope | 40 |
| #239 | half-baked potion | 2 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #428 | hamethyst | 19 |
| #1035 | handful of confetti | 40 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #502 | handful of hand chalk | 40 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #275 | handful of pine needles | 13 |
| #206 | handful of sawdust | 34 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #149 | heart necklace | 33 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #182 | heart of the volcano | 38 |
| #63 | heavy leather-bound tome | 4 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #168 | herbal stuffing | 40 |
| #75 | herringcello | 97 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #21 | hippy paste | 10 |
| #219 | hobo nickel | 1,322 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #117 | honey stick | 3 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #88 | hot powder | 40 |
| #176 | hot wad | 40 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #61 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #134 | interesting-looking twig | 40 |
| #64 | invisibility potion | 7 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #165 | irradiated candy cane | 21 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #89 | irresistibility potion | 6 |
| #61 | irritability potion | 7 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #552 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #199 | java cookie | 4 |
| #80 | jawbruiser | 23 |
| #771 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #378 | jug-o-magicalness | 3 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #58 | kamicorpse-ee | 8 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #542 | knuckle sandwich | 40 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #172 | kumquat supersucker | 3 |
| #635 | lavender candy heart | 12 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #107 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #95 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #61 | lavender striped oyster egg | 26 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #55 | lemon popsicle | 3 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
| #179 | licorice garrote | 10 |
| #406 | licorice root | 8 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #169 | live lobster | 4 |
| #80 | live wire | 8 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #142 | llama lama gong | 40 |
| #633 | lollipop stick | 22 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #158 | lost elf luggage | 2 |
| #295 | love song of disturbing obsession | 2 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #190 | lucky bottlecap | 8 |
| #241 | lunar isotope | 40 |
| #316 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #337 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #1467 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #135 | magical mystery juice | 214 |
| #212 | magicalness-in-a-can | 27 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #544 | marshmallow | 14 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #90 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 24 |
| #251 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #56 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 40 |
| #51 | mauve striped oyster egg | 41 |
| #530 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #29 | miniature antlers | 3 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #838 | monomolecular yo-yo | 40 |
| #57 | mother's secret recipe | 3 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #158 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #190 | mummy costume | 40 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #352 | necrotizing body spray | 19 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #42 | night-vision goggles | 19 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #102 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #394 | ocarina of space | 2 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #75 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 24 |
| #91 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 35 |
| #41 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 45 |
| #91 | off-white striped oyster egg | 26 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #54 | oily paste | 2 |
| #46 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #55 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #121 | oozenog | 21 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #413 | orange candy heart | 62 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #458 | orange snowcone | 19 |
| #184 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #40 | orc paste | 3 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #705 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #52 | pair of bolt cutters | 26 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #148 | panhandle panhandling hat | 11 |
| #1065 | paperclip | 4 |
| #23 | paranormal ricotta | 13 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #81 | passable elf mask | 29 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #175 | patent leather shoes | 34 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #244 | penguin focaccia bread | 40 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #309 | penguin thesaurus | 23 |
| #328 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #430 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #267 | philosopher's scone | 2 |
| #118 | phish stick | 9 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #86 | pile of gold coins | 40 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #488 | pink candy heart | 32 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #55 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #334 | pixellated candy heart | 48 |
| #53 | plain snowcone | 11 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #49 | pocketwatch on a chain | 29 |
| #58 | poison pen | 16 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #448 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #168 | portable photocopier | 40 |
| #80 | possessed tomato | 8 |
| #143 | possessed top | 40 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #439 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #23 | powdered gold | 40 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #332 | press-on ribs | 20 |
| #144 | prismatic wad | 40 |
| #669 | probability potion | 27 |
| #872 | procrastination potion | 10 |
| #128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
| #101 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #53 | puce paisley oyster egg | 30 |
| #53 | puce plastic oyster egg | 45 |
| #76 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 33 |
| #66 | puce striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #55 | pulsing flesh | 40 |
| #204 | pumpkinhead mask | 40 |
| #108 | purple corpsel | 3 |
| #537 | purple snowcone | 11 |
| #297 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #382 | quantum taco | 40 |
| #13 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 26 |
| #422 | rave whistle | 2 |
| #234 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 40 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #78 | red China marble | 5 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #722 | red gummi ingot | 15 |
| #129 | red paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #35 | red plastic baby | 17 |
| #136 | red plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #44 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 47 |
| #575 | red snowcone | 7 |
| #47 | red striped oyster egg | 37 |
| #545 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #140 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #313 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #56 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #64 | rigid carapace | 40 |
| #576 | roasted marshmallow | 40 |
| #120 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #108 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #212 | rusty chain necklace | 15 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #218 | sand dollar | 40 |
| #35 | sandcastle | 6 |
| #2420 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #243 | sawblade shield | 13 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #16 | scintillating powder | 7 |
| #93 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 40 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #629 | scrumptious reagent | 40 |
| #30 | seaode | 47 |
| #131 | seaweed | 2 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #49 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #88 | sewer wad | 40 |
| #98 | shark cartilage | 2 |
| #59 | shark tooth | 5 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #13 | shimmering tendrils | 22 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #426 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #124 | sleaze wad | 40 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #211 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #42 | slick fish meat | 28 |
| #406 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 5 |
| #396 | slimy sweetbreads | 5 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #7 | smoking talon | 6 |
| #65 | smudged alchemical recipe | 10 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #66 | software glitch | 1 |
| #342 | sorority brain | 2 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #120 | spade necklace | 39 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #342 | spooky bark | 40 |
| #238 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #805 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #227 | spooky powder | 4 |
| #936 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #131 | spooky wad | 40 |
| #118 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #593 | squashed frog | 11 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #265 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #509 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #795 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #212 | steamy ruby | 6 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #100 | stench powder | 17 |
| #182 | stench wad | 40 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #167 | strange cube | 10 |
| #39 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #97 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #657 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #199 | superheated fudge | 22 |
| #901 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #93 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #42 | throbbing rage gland | 6 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #71 | throwing wrench | 28 |
| #74 | time's arrow | 10 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #360 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 40 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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