licorice garrote

licorice garrote

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This is a thick rope of licorice which can also be used to crush the trachea of anyone who doesn't have sufficient Crimbo spirit (or, y'know, anyone who does, too. It's not picky). Sure, piano wire's better for garotting, but it tends to get stuck in your teeth, and radio wire tastes too tomato-y.

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