| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #378 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #415 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #323 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #597 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #86 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | pointy red hat | 5 |
| #493 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #45 | possessed tomato | 13 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #221 | sleeping stocking | 13 |
| #286 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #518 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |