| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #416 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #224 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #218 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #893 | bone chips | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #325 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #595 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1336 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #86 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | pointy red hat | 5 |
| #490 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #45 | possessed tomato | 13 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #221 | sleeping stocking | 13 |
| #287 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #522 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1142 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |