Museum :: mule1

mule1

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#8	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	101
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#30	BRAINS shorts	45
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#68	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	38
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#83	Blood Light	43
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bone's Farm "wine"	37
#12	Bulky Buddy Box	300
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	35
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#143	CRIMBCOIDS mints	15
#49	CRIMBCOLOAF	31
#45	Cajun accordion	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	11
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#17	Crimbo stocking	6
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbough	10
#1326	Crimboween memo	7
#3213	Crimbuck	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#4	Deactivated O. A. F.	101
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#21	Ecto-Cooler	42
#28	FDKOL commendation	17,691
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#11	Feynman gate	1,000
🥇	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	105
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#182	Go-Wassail	106
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#23	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	217
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#8	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	101
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥈	LED block	1,000
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#32	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	250
#57	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	38
#55	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	6
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#181	Mob Penguin cellular phone	121
#35	NPZR chemistry set	201
#60	Nightstalker perfume	46
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#17	Schrödinger's thermos	2,180
#53	Silver Bullet beer	39
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#9	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1
#8	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	180
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#43	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	5
#124	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	144
#126	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	144
#15	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	12
#126	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	144
#42	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	33
#9	The Art of Slapfighting	101
#13	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	101
#287	The Cooler Out of Space	9
#55	The Joy of Wassailing	30
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#8	Ultrasoldier Serum	108
#57	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	14
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#125	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	106
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#13	Uncle Romulus	101
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#32	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	101
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#22	ammonite fossil	259
#105	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	37
#8	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	101
#117	antique accordion	1
🥉	antique bottle opener	101
🥉	antique painting of a landscape	101
🥈	antique pair of blue jeans	101
#29	antique record album	101
🥈	antique souvenir drawing	101
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#133	aspirin	6
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#23	astronaut pants	250
#12	atomic vector plotter	500
#105	bacon bath ball	9
#15	bag of bones	41
#34	ball	250
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
🥉	bananagate	574
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#42	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	13
#135	beholed bedsheet	6
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#18	belemnite fossil	279
#156	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#9	bi-lateral logic compressor	500
#26	bindlestocking	46
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#79	bite-me-red lipstick	210
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#5	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2,670
#9	blob of Alphredo™	49
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#1102	blood flower	3
#759	blue glowstick	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#19	boiling seal blood	51
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
🥇	bone spurs	36
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#11	borg sock monkey	250
#677	bottle of Blank-Out	5
#109	bottle of bubbles	106
#408	bottle of fire	1
#276	bow	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#227	broken cellular phone	19
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#31	buckyball	250
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#76	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#97	can of CRIMBCOLA	19
#546	can of fake snow	1
#669	candied bolts	1
#622	candied nuts	2
#95	candy kneecapping stick	17
#107	candy knuckles	16
#919	candy stake	7
#322	canteen of wine	82
#15	capacitor relay	1,000
#20	carbon nanotube frame	1,000
#22	cement sandals	22
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#23	charged magnet	5
#36	cheap elven gloves	58
#25	cheap plastic bottle opener	214
#72	chitinous pod	1
#48	chocolate bath ball	17
#166	chocolate cigar	11
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#12	chunk of depleted Grimacite	393
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#105	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#15	cold seal sweat	119
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
🥇	colorful plastic ball	100,001
#26	comfy blanket	1
#11	computronic processing unit	500
🥉	control crystal	1
#10	corrupted data	2,453
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#43	crystallized memory	5
#22	cursed scrunchie	41
#5	cyborg doll	250
#20	cyborg stompin' boot	35
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#9	deluxe fax machine	20
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#4	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	252
#5	disco horoscope (Aries)	224
#4	disco horoscope (Cancer)	195
#5	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	232
#4	disco horoscope (Gemini)	198
#5	disco horoscope (Leo)	214
#6	disco horoscope (Libra)	238
#4	disco horoscope (Pisces)	221
#7	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	236
#8	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	233
#4	disco horoscope (Taurus)	195
🥉	disco horoscope (Virgo)	251
#7	discocktail	1,278
#18	doll house	250
#20	dollhive	250
#465	drop of water-37	1
#29	drum of pomade	39
#6	duck-on-a-string	250
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1201	elven limbos gingerbread	6
#24	elven cellocello	224
#875	elven moonshine	9
#60	elven socks	48
#28	elven suicide capsule	226
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#309	empty blowgun	7
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#9	evil googly eye	1,000
#45	evil teddy bear	300
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
🥈	extra special Crimbo stocking	1
#13	extra-see-thru nightie	42
#19	extremely skinny jeans	32
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#137	fancy but probably evil chocolate	28
#8	fancy canapés	28
#159	fancy chocolate	16
#74	fancy chocolate car	35
#61	fancy dress ball	250
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#8	felt	1,000
#74	festive holiday hat	42
#686	festive sausage	2
#388	fiery wing	1
#30	fire	250
#5	fire axe	5
#9	fireman's helmet	5
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#151	floaty gravel	1
#37	floaty inverse geode	5
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#15	floaty sand	1,265
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#12	foetid seal tear	252
#23	forbidden sausage	15
#145	fossilized baboon skull	5
#206	fossilized bat skull	3
#101	fossilized demon skull	6
#119	fossilized limb	98
#129	fossilized serpent skull	7
#79	fossilized spider skull	7
#90	fossilized spike	56
#102	fossilized spine	21
#148	fossilized torso	44
#83	fossilized wing	46
#119	fossilized wyrm skull	7
#8	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	48
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#20	fudge pocket square	4
#258	fudge spork	1
#4	fudgecule	250,657
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#11	ghost protocol	46
#380	ghost trap	1
#9	ghostly body paint	236
#7	giant glass of brandy	40
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#202	gingerbread horror	22
#110	gingerbread house	5
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#51	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	3
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#52	golden ring	280
#17	googly eye	1,000
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#66	gray bow tie	66
#40	green beer	361
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#16	green gummi ingot	1,236
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#20	gyroscope	250
#9	handful of crafty noodles	33
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#27	herringcello	232
#9	hideous egg	115
#5	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1,000
#626	holiday cheese log	2
🥉	hot egg	24
#9	hyperbolic plasma focuser	500
#20	iGoogly	1,000
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#25	immense cyborg hand	56
#117	incense bath ball	9
#7	incredibly creepy marionette	250
#144	invisible bag	6
#22	ion grid	1,000
#8	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	500
#272	iron pasta spoon	25
#372	jar of swamp gas	101
#149	jawbruiser	14
#207	jerky coins	106
#41	jingle bell	1
#9	killer rag doll	250
#27	killing feather	460
#5	kite	1,000
#396	kneecapping stick	36
#274	knuckle sandwich	90
#7	kumquartz	569
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#78	laser-broiled pear	84
#8	leather aviator's cap	5
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#12	length of string	1,000
#90	licorice garrote	18
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#291	live lobster	1
#32	live wire	15
#599	loaded serum blowgun	7
#16	logic synthesizer	1,000
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#39	lollipop stick	1,585
#32	lovecat tail	32
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#13	mad scientist's sock monkey	250
#144	mafia aria	174
🥉	marionette	250
🥈	marionette collective	250
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#22	mime soul fragment	341
#81	mimeplasm	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#8	mirrored aviator shades	5
#53	misfit dolly	2
#48	misfit hobby horse	2
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#20	molten brick	340
#291	monomolecular yo-yo	250
#1340	motivational poster	1
#6	mummy costume	899
#15	mylar scout drone	250
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#139	nanite-infested eggnog	30
#220	nanite-infested fruitcake	19
#354	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	13
#4	nanofiber cloth	1,000
#28	necrotizing body spray	178
#16	night-vision goggles	37
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#896	orange glowstick	2
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#27	oversized fish scaler	76
#143	pack of pogs	135
#32	pair of bolt cutters	43
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#848	paperclip	11
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#20	passable elf mask	75
#86	patent leather shoes	58
#207	pear supersucker	1
#5	pearidot	575
#179	pebblebräu	1
#23	penguin focaccia bread	230
#113	penguin thesaurus	50
#19	pet rock	300
#788	petit 4.1	1
🥈	petrified time	70
#13	petrified wood	1,336
#21	pile of loose snow	5
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#137	plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#529	plastic ingot	1
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#31	pocketwatch on a chain	46
#502	pog #01 (spider)	1
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#502	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#43	poison pen	22
#17	polyalloy shield	52
#127	popsicle stick	18
#22	portable corkscrew	172
#430	portable photocopier	15
#20	possessed top	250
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#37	powdered candy sushi set	23
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#10	prehistoric spear	250
#7	present	1
#13	press-on ribs	216
#321	psycho sweater	1
#33	pulsing flesh	53
#8	pumpkinhead mask	926
#727	purple glowstick	1
#10	quantum polarity inducer	500
#234	quantum taco	101
#220	questionable taco	2
#37	quirky accordion	1
#226	raffle prize box	1
🥉	rag doll	250
#35	razor-tipped yo-yo	250
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#10	recursive spline reticulator	500
#128	red drunki-bear	4
#19	red gummi ingot	1,243
#9	red traffic cone	1
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#11	reverse-oscillating klystron	500
#66	rigid carapace	39
#4	roboduck-on-a-string	250
#38	robotronic egg	517
#10	[2108]rock	1,000
#5	rock lobster	5
#5	rockfish stomach	795
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
#31	rogue swarmer	507
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#24	sawblade fragment	488
#5	scabrous seal epaulets	2
#159	scroll of pasta summoning	102
🥇	seal medal	1
#11	servomechanical torsion facilitator	500
#210	set of jacks	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#52	silent beret	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#253	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#30	sleeping snowy owl	250
#28	sleeping stocking	37
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#13	small Crimbo Pressie	1
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#8	smoking grass	5,962
#12	sock monkey	250
#28	sorority brain	44
#41	soul coin	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#5	spirit blanket	113
#7	spirit gum	1,883
🥉	spirit mattress	162
#4	spirit pillow	120
#4	spirit sheet	105
#6	spooky bark	2,456
#213	spooky eggnog	20
#9	spooky felt	1,000
#17	spooky length of string	1,000
#9	spooky sap	1,286
#10	spooky stuffing	1,000
#7	spooky toy wheel	1,000
#9	spooky wooden block	1,000
#10	spoonful of Linguine-Os	45
#132	square CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#11	squirming egg sac	1,294
#8	stick	1,000
#5	stick-on-a-string	250
🥇	stop shield	1
#17	strange cube	101
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#4	strawberyl	585
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#118	string of Crimbo lights	5
#46	string of blue beads	146
#29	string of green beads	195
#30	string of red beads	175
#11	stringy sinew	1,000
#5	studded sealhide shield	4
#22	stuffed alien blob	250
#51	stuffed doppelshifter	250
#178	stuffed gray blob	250
#10	stuffing	1,000
#76	sturdy Crimbo crate	239
#14	sub-molecular interocitor	500
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#13	sucker scaffold	502
#278	sucker tachi	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#128	support cummerbund	76
#56	sweet mochi ball	42
#37	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	14
#14	synthetic stuffing	1,000
#10	tangled mass of creepy pasta	47
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#15	teddy bear	300
#25	teddy borg	300
#20	theoretical string	1,000
#7	thermos of brew	48
#18	throwing bone	43
#38	throwing wrench	53
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#174	tin star	1
#121	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	5
#62	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	5
#51	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
#87	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	5
#59	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	5
#108	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	5
#1347	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1303	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#488	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	7
#96	tiny plastic Crimbomination	5
#156	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	7
#114	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	5
#56	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#18	tiny plastic Krampus	5
#58	tiny plastic MechaElf	5
#120	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	7
#79	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
#151	tiny plastic Scream Queen	7
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#58	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	5
#64	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#183	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	7
#62	tiny plastic animelf	5
#110	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	7
#53	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
#122	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	7
#88	tiny plastic fax machine	5
#195	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	7
#81	tiny plastic hobo elf	5
#125	tiny plastic mutant elf	7
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#107	tiny plastic strand of DNA	7
#1272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#61	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	5
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#105	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#4	tooth	1,000
#24	toothsome rock	250
#22	top	250
#4	tourmalime	658
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#26	toy crazy train	250
#5	toy deathbot	250
#19	toy hoverpad	1,000
#23	toy jet pack	250
🥈	toy maglev monorail	250
#20	toy mercenary	250
#34	toy ray gun	250
#4	toy soldier	250
#27	toy space helmet	250
🥉	toy train	250
#5	toy wheel	1,000
#478	tree skirt	1
#142	tree-eating kite	250
#92	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#71	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	16
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#21	trilobite fossil	274
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#43	twitching claw	53
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#1869	unstable DNA	8
#15	unstable laser battery	437
#47	vampire duck-on-a-string	250
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#27	vibrating cyborg knife	72
#70	vitachoconutriment capsule	49
#564	volcanic ash	1
#655	wad of cotton	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#4	warbear battery	296
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#14	warbear feasting bread	38
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#8	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	122
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#15	warbear thermoregulator bread	36
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#11	warbear warrior bread	39
#414	warbear whosit	140
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#5	wheel	250
#24	whisker pencil	206
#99	wind-up meatcar	109
#46	wings of fire	2
#129	witch hat	6
#106	wok lobster	1
#8	wolfman mask	933
#5	wooden block	1,000
#131	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#20	yellow gummi ingot	1,219
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#28	yo	250
#32	yo-yo	1,000
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 473,514 items total!

what items are this player missing?