| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #18 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 168 |
| #9 | Crimbo pie | 1,841 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #115 | Go-Wassail | 187 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #275 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #34 | Imp Ale | 9,255 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #842 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #61 | Red Pill | 6 |
| #386 | Schrödinger's thermos | 46 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #12 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 12 |
| #59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 4 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1600 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #129 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 102 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #252 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #456 | antique record album | 5 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #438 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #36 | blue raspberry troll doll | 2 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of bubbles | 122 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #382 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #115 | electrical thingamabob | 133 |
| #780 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #11 | epic wad | 78 |
| #133 | fancy chocolate car | 23 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | grouchy restless spirit | 978 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #220 | jerky coins | 101 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #100 | pack of pogs | 181 |
| #417 | paperclip | 101 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #161 | plastic ingot | 56 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #48 | powdered candy sushi set | 20 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #328 | quantum taco | 55 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #28 | ridiculous cocktail | 45 |
| #38 | ridiculous earring | 2 |
| #60 | ridiculous sandwich | 23 |
| #24 | ridiculous sunglasses | 3 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #44 | s'more | 2,022 |
| #866 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #8 | sewer nuggets | 2,816 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #73 | spooky hockey mask | 15 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #67 | sweet mochi ball | 34 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #126 | unearthed potsherd | 35 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up meatcar | 76 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |