| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE merchandise order form | 18 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #684 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #511 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #434 | Crimbo pie | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #21 | Crown of Thrones | 2 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1037 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #482 | Schrödinger's thermos | 25 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #218 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 8 |
| #168 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #162 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #388 | antique record album | 7 |
| #135 | antique souvenir drawing | 6 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #312 | bindlestocking | 9 |
| #180 | bite-me-red lipstick | 114 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #4137 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #831 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #123 | grass clippings | 9 |
| #1425 | herringcello | 12 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #779 | loose teeth | 30 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #62 | press-on ribs | 94 |
| #122 | reflection of a map | 5 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #96 | smoked potsherd | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #156 | squirming egg sac | 101 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #2784 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #6292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2379 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4896 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #3824 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #1558 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #4934 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6197 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5738 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1965 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2236 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #1083 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #598 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 18 |
| #425 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 22 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #954 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #927 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #407 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 11 |
| #914 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #658 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 11 |
| #1308 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #889 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #720 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #735 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #1405 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #786 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #393 | tiny plastic goth giant | 17 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 23 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #1002 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #723 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #599 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #610 | tiny plastic stab bat | 28 |
| #632 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #404 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #505 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1724 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #113 | unearthed potsherd | 38 |
| #162 | volcanic ash | 44 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |