Museum :: Jantastic

Jantastic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#265	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#88	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#374	BGE shotglass	18
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#365	BURT	65
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#1173	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#37	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	66
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#277	Bling of the New Wave	5
#160	Blood Light	27
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1089	CRIMBCO mug	7
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#63	Claw of the Infernal Seal	12
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#818	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#304	Crimbo Factory surprise box	6
#235	Crimbo salad	5
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#1132	Crimbuck	473
#439	Crown of the Goblin King	56
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#395	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	16
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#399	Drowsy Sword	47
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#153	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#265	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#40	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#49	FDKOL commendation	11,207
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#56	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	97
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#710	Instant Karma	5
#590	Iron Beta of Industry	11
#212	Jocko Homo's head	8
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#59	Krakrox's Loincloth	13
#108	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	12
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#106	Lederhosen of the Night	12
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#408	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	65
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#82	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	29
#298	Misty Cape	3
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#177	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#240	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	28
#181	Nightstalker perfume	15
#104	Nuclear Blastball	28
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#237	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#254	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#205	Safari Jack's moustache	7
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#152	Scalp of Gorgolok	13
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#522	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#154	Sogg-Os	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#82	Stephen's lab coat	2
#324	Summer Nights	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#524	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	17
#360	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	37
#393	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	33
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#62	The Cooler Out of Space	44
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#121	The Mariachi's guitar case	12
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#44	The Snitch's Manifesto	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#42	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	3
#1570	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1017	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#811	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#1821	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#1045	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#388	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#861	Thwaitgold termite statuette	4
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#147	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	94
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#146	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#94	Yakisoba's hat	11
#232	Yellow Moon of Compassion	13
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#162	adorable seal larva	12
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#156	ammonite fossil	37
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#162	around the world	17
#196	arrowgram	3
#779	badass belt	67
#85	bag of bones	9
#180	bananagate	38
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#670	bath ball gift set	7
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#166	belemnite fossil	32
#17	bewitching boots	2
#876	bit of clingfilm	4
#146	bite-me-red lipstick	136
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#138	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#146	blue money bag	1
#72	bone aperitif	8
#609	bone chips	14
#65	bone meal	8
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#5913	box of sunshine	4
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#320	bread line	3
#203	bread man	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#789	buckyball	5
#95	bugbear purification pill	3
#536	bunny liver	7
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#6	candy drive button	1
#235	candy harmonica	1
#704	candy kneecapping stick	4
#666	candy knuckles	4
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#803	cement sandals	1
#126	chainsaw chain	6
#1090	cheap elven gloves	2
#1661	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#88	cheerful antler hat	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#382	chocolate cigar	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#395	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#100	club sandwich	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#89	corned-beef Reuben	47
#175	corrupted data	127
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#123	das boot	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#187	deluxe fax machine	2
🥇	detour shield	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#64	drone self-destruct chip	5
#242	drum of pomade	5
#378	drywall axe	35
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#112	dumb mud	1
#1218	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#269	eggwater	1
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#790	elven cellocello	24
#557	elven moonshine	18
#856	elven socks	4
#748	elven suicide capsule	24
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#203	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#77	eternal car battery	2
#200	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1590	fancy dress ball	4
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#685	festive sausage	2
#71	fiery wing	135
#39	fire axe	1
#223	fistful of ashes	18
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#8	food drive button	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#89	fossilized demon skull	7
#175	fossilized limb	61
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#63	fossilized spider skull	9
#140	fossilized spike	35
#166	fossilized spine	12
#423	fossilized torso	9
#364	fossilized wing	8
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#512	friendly cheez blob	5
#19	frigid fudgepuck	176
#38	fudge lily	142
#170	funhouse mirror	5
#458	fuzzy busby	4
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#324	fuzzy earmuffs	6
#282	fuzzy montera	8
#183	gauze shorts	1
#241	gearbox necklace	4
#271	ghost of a necklace	14
#178	ghost protocol	4
#110	ghost trap	17
#201	ghostly body paint	25
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#180	giant discarded bottlecap	28
#633	giant discarded plastic fork	15
#177	giant discarded torn-up glove	25
#274	giant pinky ring	58
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#70	glass slipper	1
#150	glob of green slime	9
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#372	gold wedding ring	14
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#84	green gummi ingot	391
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#910	gyroscope	2
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#617	handful of confetti	67
#396	handful of numbers	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#108	heart of the volcano	57
#114	hellseal claw	275
#968	herringcello	20
#543	hideous egg	2
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#176	hushed puppy	3
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#2409	irradiated candy cane	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1863	jawbruiser	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#989	kneecapping stick	8
#883	knuckle sandwich	16
#204	kumquartz	34
#201	leather bookmark	1
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#46	licorice root	141
#225	lollipop stick	327
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#452	lucky rabbit's foot	15
#177	macaroni duck	10
#248	makeshift cape	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#89	molten brick	153
#36	molten medallion	1
#17	monstrous monocle	2
#586	mood ring	5
#570	motivational poster	7
#152	muculent machete	1
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#123	multi-level marzipan	5
#436	mummy costume	13
#220	mummy mask	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#3706	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#62	necrotizing body spray	105
#128	neoprene skullcap	1
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#55	note from Clancy	1
#679	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#313	obsidian dagger	50
#942	old sweatpants	51
#83	oldcake	4
#1187	oozenog	4
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#28	ornamental sextant	1
#218	overloaded micro-reactor	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#71	pacification grenade	1
#882	pack of pogs	2
#323	pair of bolt cutters	8
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#214	palm-frond whip	1
#455	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#298	paperclip	158
#103	paperclip cape	1
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#364	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#235	parasitic strangleworm	1
#192	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#549	pearidot	8
#987	penguin focaccia bread	19
#1284	penguin thesaurus	2
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#812	petrified wood	4
#332	phish stick	3
#391	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#61	pig-iron helm	3
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#159	pile of useless robot parts	7
#196	pitted sheet metal	1
#231	plain candy cane	2
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#509	pointy mushroom	3
#834	poison pen	2
#842	pork elf goodies sack	6
#32	portable photocopier	135
#146	possessed top	38
#439	powdered candy sushi set	4
#18	powdered powdered sugar	11
#138	press-on ribs	56
#156	primitive candy cane	3
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#593	pumpkinhead mask	10
#778	purple clay bead	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#140	quantum taco	249
#223	razor-tipped yo-yo	42
#263	really dense meat stack	24
#163	red ale	5
#82	red gummi ingot	392
#180	red money bag	4
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#64	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#499	rigid carapace	9
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#122	runny fermented egg	3
#244	rusty chain necklace	12
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#474	s'more	1
#239	sandwich of the gods	15
#259	sawblade shield	12
#471	seal-blubber candle	1
#234	seal-brain elixir	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#302	sealhide seal doll	1
#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#148	severed flipper	1
#17	shining star cap	1
#369	shiny ring	69
#52	shushed potatoes	5
#52	silent beret	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#66	silver salt-shaker	3
#84	silver shotgun shell	6
#893	silver shrimp fork	1
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#175	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#108	slime convention t-shirt	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#583	slow jam collection	7
#64	smoking grass	1,102
#211	soggy seed packet	2
#466	solid gold bowling ball	39
#24	sorority brain	58
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#26	space needle	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#155	spangly mariachi vest	2
#188	spark plug earring	5
#239	sparking robo-battery	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#500	spectre scepter	65
#192	spiritual candy cane	2
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#34	spiritual gingerbread	6
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#197	squirming egg sac	77
#933	stainless steel skullcap	4
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
#932	stainless steel suspenders	4
#105	stapler bear	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#167	strange cube	10
#150	strawberyl	48
#236	stray chihuahua	11
#2643	stuffing	1
#1277	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#37	sucker scaffold	215
#278	sucker tachi	1
#27	superheated fudge	143
#83	suspicious-looking fedora	1
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#294	throbbing rage gland	1
#101	throwing bone	11
#786	throwing wrench	6
#102	tiny black hole	1
#651	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3081	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#783	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	22
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#43	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4231	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#636	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2737	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3879	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3914	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#167	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#72	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3865	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#1309	tiny plastic angry goat	14
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#1513	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	12
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1409	tiny plastic barrrnacle	13
#991	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#2016	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1121	tiny plastic cocoabo	16
#1659	tiny plastic coffee pixie	11
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3180	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2762	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#1214	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	15
#1528	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	12
#1834	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#3906	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1040	tiny plastic grue	17
#1059	tiny plastic hermit	5
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1009	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	18
#1185	tiny plastic killer bee	15
#1156	tiny plastic leprechaun	16
#999	tiny plastic levitating potato	18
#3841	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1125	tiny plastic mosquito	16
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#829	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	21
#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#698	tiny plastic seal clubber	7
#2274	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#766	tiny plastic stab bat	23
#969	tiny plastic star starfish	18
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2898	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#177	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2168	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#709	toast	1,116
#150	top	28
#146	tourmalime	47
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#562	towel	16
#93	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#143	transparent nog	3
#1156	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#167	trilobite fossil	31
#625	twitching claw	8
#484	unearthed potsherd	1
#36	unfinished fruitcake	6
#1093	unstable DNA	33
#181	unstable quark	4
#363	untamable turtle	6
#376	unusual disco ball	7
#444	useless powder	289
#336	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	29
#567	volcanic ash	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#277	whisker pencil	28
#1032	white class ring	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#171	wind-up meatcar	67
#94	wings of fire	1
#211	witch hat	4
#678	wolfman mask	8
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#290	wrench bracelet	12
#359	wumpus hair	3
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#80	yellow gummi ingot	393
#652	yo-yo	41

Wow, that's 22,597 items total!

what items are this player missing?