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micros the tiny

Rank	Item	Quantity
#583	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#687	1-ball	5
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#769	3-ball	4
#889	30669 scroll	2
#1080	33398 scroll	2
#692	334 scroll	3
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#655	4-ball	5
#139	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#530	5-ball	7
#899	6-ball	3
#263	64067 scroll	1
#273	668 scroll	3
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#717	7-ball	5
#965	8-ball	13
#625	9-ball	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#467	ASCII shirt	3
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#187	Alewife™ Ale	5
#152	Alice's Army Alchemist	5
#118	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#116	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#114	Alice's Army Coward	5
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#149	Alice's Army Guard	5
#150	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#115	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#112	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#117	Alice's Army Lanceman	5
#154	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#61	Alice's Army Martyr	5
#151	Alice's Army Ninja	5
#157	Alice's Army Nurse	5
#143	Alice's Army Page	5
#150	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#143	Alice's Army Spearsman	5
#146	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#148	Alice's Army Wallman	5
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#271	Angry Farmer candy	495
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#120	Atomic Pop	6
#442	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#397	BRICKO eye brick	3
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#192	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
#312	Black No. 2	17
#350	Blackfly Chardonnay	9
#75	Blood 'n' Plenty	7
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#328	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	23
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#199	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#181	CSA discount card	5
#271	CSA fire-starting kit	33
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#182	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#49	Cherry Cloaca Cola	96
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#815	Cloaca grenade	13
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#621	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#126	Cold Hots candy	120
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#104	Crimbo candied pecan	267
#111	Crimbo fudge	275
#105	Crimbo peppermint bark	265
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#476	Crimboween memo	21
#3220	Crimbuck	1
#2891	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#160	Daffy Taffy	215
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1298	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#145	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	31
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#707	Dolphin King's crown	6
#433	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#110	Duskwalker syringe	5
#372	Dyspepsi grenade	36
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#406	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#478	Ecto-Cooler	1
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#269	Elmley shades	3
#438	Ent cider	15
#48	Everlasting Deckswabber	19
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#257	FDKOL hotcakes	13
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#120	Frogade	4
#136	Frosty's frosty mug	13
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#273	Gaia beads	10
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#68	Gin Mint	2
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#677	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#497	Go-Wassail	33
#181	Gummi-DNA	6
#328	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#415	Hell ramen	4
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#176	Hodgman's blanket	8
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#650	Imp Ale	173
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#504	Jack-in-the-box	11
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#477	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	14
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#354	Knob Goblin elite pants	13
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#591	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#455	Knob Goblin firecracker	33
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#595	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#365	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#432	Knob Goblin pants	19
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#437	Knob Goblin scimitar	18
#275	Knob Goblin seltzer	62
#373	Knob Goblin spatula	14
#630	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#220	Knob Goblin superseltzer	35
#1116	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#410	Knob Goblin visor	11
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#66	Knob lo mein	8
#209	Knob mushroom	56
#218	Knob pasty	2
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#83	Knob stroganoff	5
#185	Knob stuffed shells	7
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#271	Knoll mushroom	44
#332	Knoll shroomkabob	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#61	Lobos Mints	11
#369	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
#2770	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#201	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	291
#335	Lucky Surprise Egg	13
#281	M-242	36
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#948	Mad Train wine	36
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#51	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#159	Marquis de Poivre soda	90
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#172	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#631	Meleegra™ pills	10
#137	Mer-kin foodbucket	3
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#758	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	15
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#751	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#886	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#915	Microplushie: Hippylase	2
#435	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#870	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#188	Milk Studs	24
#68	Mint Yulep	2
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#227	Monstar energy beverage	32
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#510	Mountain Stream soda	23
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#562	Mr. Mediocrebar	96
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#486	NPZR chemistry set	4
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#84	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#47	Necbro wafers	29
#287	Neuromancer	1
#250	Nightstalker perfume	9
#28	Northern pemmican	14
#63	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	35
#75	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	33
#65	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	37
#60	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	17
#45	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	26
#44	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	31
#256	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#145	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	10
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#240	PEEZ dispenser	17
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#2366	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#769	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#341	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#130	Pokëmann band-aid	5
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#164	Polka Pop	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#475	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#515	Ram's Face Lager	25
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#234	Rock Pops	211
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#39	Salsa de las Epocas	3
#51	Sangria de Menthe	2
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#231	Senior Mints	34
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#442	Snow Queen Crown	4
#186	Space Tours Tripple	3
#533	Spam Witch sammich	40
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#270	Swabbie™ swab	10
#57	Sweet Sword	8
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#674	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	6
#721	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#657	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	8
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#224	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	332
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#24	The Lost Comb	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#33	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#293	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	10
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#88	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	131
#83	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	142
#82	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	140
#86	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	124
#547	Trollhouse cookies	43
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#706	Typical Tavern swill	2
#176	Ultrasoldier Serum	5
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#316	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	40
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#673	Valentine	28
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#88	WA	9
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#673	Warm Subject gift certificate	22
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#156	Wint-O-Fresh mint	122
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#171	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	36
#278	Yummy Tummy bean	744
#291	Ze™ goggles	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#364	a butt tuba	1
#345	a little sump'm sump'm	7
#266	abandoned candy	2
#207	abominable blubber	1
#584	abominable snowcone	14
#259	accidental cider	5
#516	acid-squirting flower	5
#1005	acoustic guitarrr	1
#576	adder bladder	5
#361	agua de vida	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#344	all-purpose cleaner	12
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#674	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#555	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#534	ancient spice	1
#202	ancient stone fist	3
#164	ancient stone head	4
#3680	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#327	ant agonist	7
#271	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#482	anti-anti-antidote	1
#877	anticheese	2
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#367	antique greaves	16
#267	antique hand mirror	13
#589	antique helmet	5
#231	antique packet of ketchup	7
#382	antique shield	14
#269	antique spear	30
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#278	armgun	7
#489	around the world	1
#215	arrowgram	2
#377	arrrgyle socks	6
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#171	asbestos stick	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#176	asbestos sword hilt	1
#388	asparagus knife	15
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#641	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1157	awful poetry journal	18
#358	bätzle	1
#624	baby killer bee	15
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#1716	baconstone	3
#84	bad-ass club	2
#5940	badass belt	3
#104	badass pie	1
#494	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#163	bag of GORF	8
#191	bag of GORP	3
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#82	bag of many confections	6
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#430	balaclava	1
#546	balaclava baklava	2
#128	ball	53
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#825	banana	3
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#57	banana milkshake	2
#434	banana peel	5
#388	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#548	bananagate	9
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#576	bar skin	12
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#49	bargain flash powder	21
#1193	barrrnacle	7
#153	barskin hat	4
#186	barskin tent	1
#272	baseball	20
#372	bat guano	29
#77	bat whip	1
#411	bat wing	27
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#470	batgut	42
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#877	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#227	battered hubcap	1
#245	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#219	beach glass bead	23
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#69	beer basted brat	4
#327	beer bomb	75
#571	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#240	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#240	beertini	9
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#253	belemnite fossil	20
#79	bellhop bell	8
#111	berries of suffering	3
#632	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#134	big bad voodoo mask	6
#142	big boom	13
#244	big red clown nose	32
#348	big rock	2
#40	big stirring stick	2
#582	bilge wine	8
#366	bindlestocking	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#159	bird rib	11
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#279	bite-me-red lipstick	65
#351	black forest cake	7
#551	black forest ham	1
#458	black greaves	3
#547	black helmet	2
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#399	black shield	4
#362	black snake skin	13
#570	black sword	2
#268	black velvet box	1
#212	black-and-blue light	287
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#101	blackberry galoshes	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#367	blind-packed capsule toy	8
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1656	blood flower	1
#280	bloody beer	60
#303	bloody clown pants	19
#482	bloody mary	2
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#220	blue plasma ball	276
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2623	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#117	booze-soaked cherry	4
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#96	boring spaghetti	9
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#276	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	21
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#256	bottle of Ooze-O	3
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#316	bottle of alcohol	9
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#146	bottle of black cat tonic	6
#305	bottle of bubbles	35
#253	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#181	bottle of fire	60
#278	bottle of gin	84
#3304	bottle of goofballs	4
#80	bottle of melodramamine	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#197	bottle of realpagne	2
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#41	tiny bust of Pallas	5
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#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1156	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#891	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#2197	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#3180	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3081	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#517	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#4918	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1732	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
#881	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	11
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#636	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1101	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2791	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1116	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#2767	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2828	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2849	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#2766	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#876	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#1123	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2760	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2061	tiny plastic The Man	2
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#860	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#136	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	48
#2627	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1734	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8219	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2794	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4865	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#2874	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#1099	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1134	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1130	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1110	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1111	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2799	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1132	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3319	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#3302	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#2098	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2771	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4502	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2762	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2205	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3348	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#3968	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#3960	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2137	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2792	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#2833	tiny plastic grue	6
#2799	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4859	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#1133	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#6079	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#3316	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#2173	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#1127	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#3326	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1112	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2803	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#1800	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#1138	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6137	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2819	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#860	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3369	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#2828	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#4868	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4897	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	9
#2767	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2765	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1727	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1767	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#695	tiny shaker of salt	3
#488	tip jar	1
#730	tires	3
#454	titanium assault umbrella	15
#537	toast	1,724
#53	tobiko marble soda	6
#47	tobiko pocky	4
#52	tobiko-infused sake	6
#191	toe jam	2
#410	tofu casserole	2
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#159	tofurkey nugget	1
#837	tomato	9
#333	tomato daiquiri	4
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#321	tomb ratchet	1
#1867	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#393	toothbrush	1
#66	top	64
#303	torn hellseal sinew	15
#427	tourmalime	13
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1583	towel	2
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#900	toy deathbot	1
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1281	toy mercenary	3
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#189	traffic jam	2
#1131	tree-eating kite	19
#1781	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#258	trilobite fossil	18
#503	tropical orchid	2
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#280	tube of dread wax	11
#117	tube of hair oil	4
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#291	turtle pheromones	11
#114	tuxedo shirt	2
#383	twinkly nuggets	7
#295	twinkly powder	11
#452	twinkly wad	197
#726	twitching claw	7
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#110	underwater slingshot	2
#598	unidentified jerky	4
#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
#848	unstable DNA	50
#986	unstable laser battery	46
#327	unstable quark	1
#512	urinal cake	2
#1484	useless powder	9
#321	valuable trinket	283
#168	vampire chowder	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#891	viking helmet	2
#685	vinegar	54
#602	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#638	vodka and cranberry	1
#211	volcanic ash	29
#109	voodoo snuff	14
#314	vorpal blade	18
#397	wad of cotton	7
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#170	walrus-tusk earring	7
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#265	war tongs	7
#435	warbear battery	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
#226	warm mushroom	8
#55	wasabi marble soda	6
#59	wasabi pocky	4
#52	wasabi-infused sake	6
#469	water pipe bomb	50
#184	water purification pills	5
#276	water wings	3
#171	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#25	wet stew	30
#261	whalebone corset	1
#1147	wheel	2
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#240	whisker pencil	36
#632	whiskey sour	1
#649	white Canadian	2
#222	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1013	white candy heart	2
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#295	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#310	white chocolate chips	35
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#161	white lightning	104
#77	white rice	39
#127	white satin pants	42
#120	white satin shield	22
#407	white snake skin	22
#34	white snakeskin duster	5
#121	white sword	56
#89	white whip	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1284	whoopie cushion	11
#296	wicker shield	8
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#1304	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#296	wind-up meatcar	40
#579	windchimes	5
#94	wings of fire	1
#568	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	42
#376	witty rapier	5
#29	woimbook	1
#616	wolf mask	15
#280	wonderwall shield	3
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#296	wool hat	5
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#346	worn tophat	3
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#391	wussiness potion	33
#1157	x-ray specs	5
#118	yak whip	1
#35	yakskin skirt	2
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#667	yellow candy heart	21
#394	yellow gummi ingot	77
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1146	yeti fur	16
#1065	yo	7
#519	yo-yo	57
#199	yohohoyo	14
#120	yummy death watch beetle	6

Wow, that's 31,834 items total!

what items are this player missing?