So, imagine one day someone comes to your house and tells you that you have all kinds of secret magical powers, and that there's a whole hidden world around you made up of magic users. You'd be totally stoked, right?

Now imagine you find out that all they drink is pumpkin juice. I mean, seriously, like it's not so much a 'magic' world as a 'crazy-Halloween-all-the-time' world. Wouldn't you be likely to hang up your wand, go back home, and have a soda?