Museum :: Bodito

Bodito

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#1922	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1313	CRIMBCO scrip	20
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#208	Cherry Cloaca Cola	7
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#1569	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#313	Divine	1
#352	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#541	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#137	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	5
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1670	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#1165	Ent cider	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#95	Hollandaise helmet	139
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#957	Imp Ale	66
#997	Instant Karma	2
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#247	Knob Goblin harem veil	17
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#573	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#239	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#885	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#347	PADL Phone	14
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#946	Spam Witch sammich	4
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#501	Typical Tavern swill	4
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2424	Yummy Tummy bean	12
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#852	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#408	ancient spice	3
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#655	antique greaves	3
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#745	antique helmet	2
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#489	asparagus knife	10
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3768	badass belt	10
#133	badger badge	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#133	bag of many confections	1
#2044	ball	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#88	banana milkshake	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#1194	barrrnacle	7
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#635	bilge wine	5
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#378	bird rib	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#469	black & tan	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#370	black greaves	5
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#423	black pixel	48
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#428	bone flute	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#61	boneana hammock	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#1438	bottle of rum	2
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#321	boulder	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#1035	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#952	box	2
#1335	boxed wine	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#746	briefcase	1
#114	broken carburetor	2
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#558	bugbear beanie	8
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#69	bugged beanie	1
#346	bullet-proof corduroys	9
#937	bum cheek	2
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#227	bus pass	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#278	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#152	can of sterno	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#147	caret	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#368	cheap cigar butt	2
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#656	chef's hat	7
#665	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#703	chewing gum on a string	2
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#117	chisel	1
#578	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#205	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1020	cocoa eggshell fragment	6
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#420	cold ninja mask	6
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#375	cool whip	8
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#169	cranberry cordial	1
#434	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#162	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#803	dead guy's watch	4
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#246	delicious shimmering moth	1
#682	demon skin	5
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#237	disco ball	220
#216	disco mask	247
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#271	distressed denim pants	11
#1346	disturbing fanfic	10
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#764	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#1165	drywall axe	6
#517	ducha de oro	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#472	eXtreme mittens	6
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#865	effervescent potion	2
#337	eggbeater	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1306	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#768	evil golden arch	3
#355	evil golden arches	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#2007	felt	2
#412	fermenting powder	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#515	figurine of a charred seal	5
#845	figurine of a cold seal	2
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2033	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#743	fine wine	2
#299	finger cymbals	1
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#57	fixed-gear bicycle	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#670	flaming crutch	4
#856	flaming feather	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#321	flange	8
#906	flaregun	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#445	flat dough	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#151	floral print shirt	2
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
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#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#466	warm mushroom	2
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#126	wet stew	1
#205	whalebone corset	2
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#707	white lightning	6
#1026	white pixel	1
#347	wicker shield	5
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#891	wolf mask	5
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#596	wool hat	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#118	yak whip	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 5,689 items total!

what items are this player missing?