This is an incredibly old and crusty pair of Lockenstock-brand sandals. Like most brand-name hippy products, they're organic, cruelty-free, and very, very expensive. One might argue that a real hippy, one without a trust-fund or wealthy parents, wouldn't be able to afford these, and wouldn't wear them anyway because brand names are a capitalist construct. And one would probably be right. Anyway, faux-hippy-gear or not, these are certainly some stench-tastic shoes.