| #213 | "caramel" orange | 2 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #189 | BACON | 1 |
| #107 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #573 | Chroner | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbo food scraps | 4 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 5 |
| #16 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #298 | Gaia beads | 8 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #222 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 13 |
| #195 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 17 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #259 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 10 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #157 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #6 | PirateRealm party hat | 3 |
| #201 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 9 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 18 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #37 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #12 | Yuleviathan necklace | 5 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #441 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #50 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #10 | anemoney clip | 3 |
| #9 | antique nutcracker cape | 6 |
| #80 | attorney's badge | 16 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3568 | badass belt | 11 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1797 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #68 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #43 | can of mixed everything | 4 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #217 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #663 | dirty hobo gloves | 11 |
| #83 | donated booze | 276 |
| #74 | donated candy | 280 |
| #55 | donated food | 495 |
| #33 | dorky glasses | 35 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #59 | festive egg sac | 3 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #16 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #32 | flat cider | 3 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #1716 | grue egg | 14 |
| #33 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #249 | hippy medical kit | 13 |
| #146 | honey-drenched ham slice | 6 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #33 | liquid SONAR | 4 |
| #38 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 2 |
| #162 | lunar isotope | 239 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #62 | magical sausage casing | 2 |
| #64 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #30 | neverending wallet chain | 33 |
| #33 | noticeable pumps | 32 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #50 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #7 | peppermint spine | 8 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #88 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #181 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #11 | poncho de azucar | 2 |
| #34 | ponytail clip | 29 |
| #472 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #50 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #73 | psychic's circlet | 23 |
| #55 | red masque | 4 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #7 | ribbon candy ascot | 3 |
| #250 | round purple sunglasses | 25 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #58 | shoe ad T-shirt | 3 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #136 | snorkel | 10 |
| #4 | soggy elf shoes | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #32 | spearfish fishing spear | 4 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #141 | stylish swimsuit | 18 |
| #53 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #501 | taco shell | 10 |
| #66 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Mirth | 4 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Penny | 5 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #33 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #31 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 4 |
| #185 | universal biscuit | 2 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #32 | waders | 2 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #198 | white candygram | 2 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |