psylence

RankItemQuantity
#14637x37x37 puzzle cube11
#290Copper Alpha of Sincerity9
#169Elf Farm Raffle ticket21
#444Frat Army FGF2
#441Gaia beads3
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
🥇Hat O' Nine Tails1
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#269Hippy Army MPE21
#589Iron Beta of Industry11
#1196Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#437Knob Goblin firecracker36
🥇KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet1
#298Lockenstock™ sandals7
#140McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade8
#266Meleegra™ pills39
#638Microplushie: Bropane9
#625Microplushie: Dorkonide3
#569Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid5
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#644Microplushie: Gothochondria7
#632Microplushie: Hippylase11
#499Microplushie: Hobomosome9
#667Microplushie: Otakulone10
#676Microplushie: Raverdrine5
#674Microplushie: Sororitrate7
#167Mr. Haggis8
#269NG3
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#424Orcish baseball cap6
#513Orcish frat-paddle3
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
🥈Seven Loco1
#135Shivering Chèvre19
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#236Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#82The Bomb1
#159Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag9
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#183actual reality goggles4
#244adder bladder43
#129airblaster gun13
#678anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#683anticheese4
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#287asbestos ore24
#662awful poetry journal92
#1848baby killer bee1
#384bar skin27
#808barrrnacle15
#268beach glass bead16
#571beer bong1
#399beer helmet7
#117beer-a-pult1
#822bejeweled cufflinks2
#399bejeweled pledge pin8
#154big bundle of chamoix1
#8big slimy cyst230
#137bird rib13
#239black pepper10
#199black pixel174
#327black snake skin16
#165blob of acid3
#575blue class ring3
#407blue pixel146
#183borrowed time1
#74box of hammers1
#3384box of sunshine21
#67broken clock1
#20brown crock marble31
#616bubblewrap ore1
#410bullet-proof corduroys5
#24bumblebee marble6
#509cardboard ore2
#4caustic slime nodule56
#601chaos butterfly159
#438chloroform rag3
#189chrome ore35
#278clay peace-sign bead13
#278clown skin25
#432communications windchimes9
#160confusing LED clock27
#165crusty hula hoop2
#366demon skin24
#61dethklok1
#407didgeridooka5
#226disease69
#656donkey flipbook1
#317drum machine14
#363dwarvish magazine2
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#207fancy bath salts90
#656fancy opera glasses4
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#311filthy knitted dread sack21
#267fire poi8
#217fireclutch1
#52frosty halo4
#451furry fur134
#26furry halo10
#776giant designer sunglasses3
#563giant foam finger1
#65glacial clock1
#601green clay bead9
#17green peawee marble67
#2878grue egg6
#139haggis socks12
#125haggis-infused soap27
#170haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis7
#2200handful of confetti14
#27hardened slime belt6
#32hardened slime hat5
#11hardened slime pants10
#1209heart of the volcano3
#426heavy D125
#257hippy medical kit12
#408hippy protest button4
#107home robotics kit15
#125imp air6
#190inkwell33
#22jet bennie marble4
#226ketchup hound29
#529kick-ass kicks1
#897kumquartz1
#280large box21
#186lawn dart2
#178leathery bat skin61
#225leathery cat skin50
#198leathery rat skin23
#237leftovers of indeterminate origin10
#30lemonade marble9
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#259lihc eye84
#204linoleum ore31
#128lion oil13
#187lump of diamond18
#109magicberry tablets29
#144magnetic sculpture kit6
#470marzipan skull20
#369meat vortex100
#37medium slimy cyst9
#461metallic A63
#179old school calculator watch3
#153old school flying disc3
#155orange peel hat3
#135orcish hand lotion7
#160orcish nailing lube5
#122orcish rubber9
#388original G151
#258pack of chewing gum1
#403paranormal ricotta1
#231perforated battle paddle21
#354phat turquoise bead15
#206pile of useless robot parts3
#64potion of the litterbox1
#102powdered organs41
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#18red China marble22
#847red class ring4
#137red wagon3
#350reinforced beaded headband8
#101roll of drink tickets1
#388round green sunglasses1
#446round purple sunglasses5
#513ruby W15
#371rusty chain necklace7
#1269sandwich of the gods4
#438sawblade shield6
#156seal lube1
#246shingle30
#81shining halo1
#297slime convention swag bag1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#29slime-soaked hypophysis7
#6slime-soaked sweat gland12
#30slimy alveolus82
#40slimy fermented bile bladder618
#40slimy sweetbreads628
#324small box11
#369smoky potion33
#1227solid gold bowling ball9
#399sonar-in-a-biscuit18
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#529spider web53
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#691stainless steel slacks6
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#236star314
#314stick of dynamite6
#194stone wool1
#818strawberyl2
#2156stuffed Baron von Ratsworth10
#1962stuffed Meat13
#7013stuffed astral badger3
#7694stuffed cocoabo2
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#1734stuffed key13
#1898stuffed mink14
#1975stuffed monocle13
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7676stuffed snowy owl2
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2226stuffed teddy butler9
#2027stuffed tin of caviar12
#1485stuffed treasure chest20
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#632super-spiky hair gel74
#351tambourine1
#180tequila grenade33
#56time halo10
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#173tiny slimy cyst5
#66too legit potion1
#1841towel1
#384tropical orchid4
#196tube of dread wax24
#91unbearable light3
#908vertebra of the Bonerdagon7
#586wang1
#510war tongs1
#320water pipe bomb142
#419white class ring15
#465wrench bracelet6

Wow, that's 5,557 items total!

what items are this player missing?