This is a can full of the distilled craziness of KoL Con VII, which took place in that mythical alternate dimension known as the "real world." It'd be dangerous to drink it -- and who knows what the essence of drunken skating, barbecue, Black Carl, Freezepop, MC Frontalot, and countless afterparties would taste like -- so it's best to just hold it and relax in its glow. Which, for some reason, is neon pink. Best not to speculate.