| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #712 | Crimbuck | 1,285 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #7 | Snow Queen Crown | 5,412 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate pelvis | 7,425 |
| #250 | pool cue | 28 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1847 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2061 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1899 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #186 | towel | 50 |
| #43 | very overdue library book | 24 |