Museum :: DataVortex

DataVortex

Rank	Item	Quantity
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1737	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#831	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#581	Chroner	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#417	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#35	Crimbough	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	D roll	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#92	Feynman gate	139
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#281	Friendliness Beverage	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#236	Inner Truth	2
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥇	KoL Con 12-gauge	1
🥇	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥇	LARP carp	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#776	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#189	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#370	New Zealand iced tea	1
#264	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#273	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#262	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#210	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#211	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#559	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#687	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
🥈	Seven Loco	1
🥇	Size XI Wizard's Robe	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#14	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#31	The Spirit of Giving	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1376	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#2330	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#48	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#181	alien drugs	10
#45	alien force field disruptor bean	12
#107	alien protein powder	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#167	antique beer	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#143	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#488	around the world	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#817	battered Crimbo Crate	9
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#5	best joke ever	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#2626	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#169	borg sock monkey	12
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#142	bow staff	1
#162	bowl of mernudo	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#273	bread man	1
#160	bread pie	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#639	buckyball	7
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#277	cabooze	1
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#296	can of V-11	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#98	can of mixed everything	1
#234	candy harmonica	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#124	canteen of wine	165
#496	carbon nanotube frame	22
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#142	cement sandals	6
#117	chakra malt	1
#265	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#11	cheap elven gloves	133
#184	cheer-o-gram	1
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#294	chocomotive	1
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#159	clear Russian	1
#190	cloning kit	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#148	cyborg doll	12
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#160	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#1606	dollhive	1
#240	droll monocle	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#428	dusty Crimbo crate	26
#260	eggwater	1
#128	electric pants	1
#547	electrical thingamabob	1
#221	elven limbos gingerbread	58
#272	elven cellocello	40
#258	elven moonshine	45
#16	elven socks	124
#355	elven suicide capsule	35
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#518	enchanted leopard-print barbell	13
#553	evil teddy bear	24
#215	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#113	festive egg sac	1
#15	festive holiday hat	129
#736	fetid feather	1
#1759	fire	1
#187	fishelada	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#182	fleshy putty	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#296	freightcake	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#163	glob of salty molasses	1
#264	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#134	golden fleece	1
#2448	golden ring	10
🥇	goo magnet	1
#262	gooified animal matter	4
#263	gooified mineral matter	3
#164	gooified vegetable matter	11
#89	government	1
#205	government cheese	8
#97	government-issued night-vision goggles	5
#75	gray bow tie	63
#194	green and red bean	1
#51	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#150	hair of the calf	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#4480	handful of confetti	2
#483	heart of the volcano	14
#159	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#219	herringcello	42
#173	hot watered rum	1
#337	huge Crimbo cookie	1
#311	hushed puppy	1
#65	iceberglet	1
#31	icing poncho	1
#1002	immense cyborg hand	5
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
#156	intact anemone spike	1
#308	ion grid	43
#270	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	13
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#641	killing feather	54
#374	kiwi	1
#245	kiwi beak	1
#157	knuckle sandwich	144
#191	lab-grown meat	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#47	leather aviator's cap	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#895	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#795	leathery cat skin	1
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#1751	length of string	1
#1828	licorice garrote	1
#220	liquid SONAR	1
#202	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#219	live wire	4
#109	loaf of alien bread	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#113	marionette collective	8
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#228	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#213	moist Crimbo spices	1
#934	monomolecular yo-yo	29
#645	mother's little helper	1
#1344	motivational poster	1
#326	muffled muffuletta	1
#240	multi-level marzipan	1
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#128	nanofiber cloth	50
#372	negative lump	1
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#172	ojo de pez burrito	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#146	oldcake	3
#145	orange and black Crimboween candy	60
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#139	orange leather lanyard	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1957	oversized fish scaler	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#89	pair of government shades	7
#1585	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#105	paperclip cape	1
#100	paperclip pants	1
#34	paperclip sproinger	7
#92	paperclip turban	1
#102	paperclip-on tie	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#72	patent leather shoes	62
#244	penguin focaccia bread	40
#67	penguin thesaurus	74
#166	peppermint eel sauce	1
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#61	peppermint spine	1
#145	peppermint-scented socks	1
#114	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#973	piece of wedding cake	2
#261	plain candy cane	1
#468	plastic ingot	2
#268	pocket theremin	1
#413	pocketwatch on a chain	7
#835	poison pen	2
#194	poisonsettia	1
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2128	polyalloy shield	1
#1026	portable photocopier	1
#2220	possessed top	1
#94	potato alarm clock	1
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#436	powdered candy sushi set	4
#229	powdered powdered sugar	1
#153	prehistoric spear	22
#24	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
#88	primitive candy cane	4
#182	projectile chemistry set	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#40	psycho sweater	7
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#19	ramekin of space nuts	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#243	reverse-oscillating klystron	16
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#29	ribbon candy ascot	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#857	ridiculous sandwich	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#209	roboduck-on-a-string	7
#1457	robotronic egg	10
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#139	rocket fuel	1
#1069	rogue swarmer	50
#493	roll in the hay	1
#261	runny fermented egg	1
#176	runny icing	1
#885	sabre teeth	1
#459	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#173	salt plum	1
#53	salt plum sake	1
#160	salty gumdrop	1
#304	sandwich of the gods	14
#674	sawblade fragment	60
#167	scotch on the rocks	1
#126	secret from the future	1
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#16	shining star cap	1
#257	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#240	shushed potatoes	2
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#42	sleeping stocking	29
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#548	small leather glove	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#196	soggy gingerbread chunk	1
#33	space bar	1
#220	space beast fur	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#40	space invader	1
#107	space junk	38
#26	space needle	1
#138	space port	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#296	spiritual candy cane	1
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#193	spiritual fruitcake	2
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#350	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#217	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#216	stale cheer wine	1
#59	stealth bomber	1
#194	stick-on-a-string	21
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#235	stringy sinew	45
#3171	stuffed alien blob	1
#1557	stuffed gray blob	7
#831	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
🥇	styrofoam peanuts	1
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#172	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
🥈	superhero mask	1
#864	sweet mochi ball	2
#109	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#137	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#88	synthetic rock	1
#666	synthetic stuffing	8
#1222	teddy borg	4
#43	tempura green and red bean	1
#99	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#404	theoretical string	37
#449	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#143	third ear	1
#785	throwing wrench	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#1002	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#932	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#949	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#933	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#610	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#926	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#598	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#629	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#928	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#926	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#929	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#940	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#587	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#937	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#932	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#589	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#585	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#948	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#924	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#551	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#565	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#548	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#944	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#945	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#578	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#937	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#550	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#564	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3980	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1410	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3925	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3111	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1145	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1151	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3172	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#383	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3934	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3175	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3073	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#791	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#59	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1104	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#6212	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#878	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#46	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#41	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4229	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#84	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#632	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1093	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#3119	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3826	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#86	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3951	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3870	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1346	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3903	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3877	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3070	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3956	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3865	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3901	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3889	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#74	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#774	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#44	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#401	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#18	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1309	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3855	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#39	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3866	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#867	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#764	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1329	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#50	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3899	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3885	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2053	tiny plastic The Man	2
#65	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3919	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#236	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1113	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3850	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2620	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#107	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6105	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1365	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#79	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3933	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2788	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3973	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6159	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6126	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1350	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1353	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1357	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1340	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2563	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1347	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1320	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6173	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3916	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3946	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3898	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1334	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1336	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#38	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1349	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#37	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#38	tiny plastic coal car	1
#6119	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8207	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3166	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3907	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3931	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#35	tiny plastic dining car	1
#2679	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3869	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#99	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3837	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3906	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1123	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3913	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#36	tiny plastic food lab	1
#70	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3920	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6170	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6225	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6143	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3898	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3854	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6082	tiny plastic grue	2
#3887	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2703	tiny plastic hermit	2
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6135	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1334	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#6062	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#2821	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#6159	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6171	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3831	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#36	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1333	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6150	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1326	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3992	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#38	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#56	tiny plastic orphan	1
#38	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#2595	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#878	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#38	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#66	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#57	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#6119	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2638	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3886	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#44	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#100	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3847	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3946	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1119	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3828	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6186	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3925	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6123	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6156	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#131	tiny plastic sword	1
#3856	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1111	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3854	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2653	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3836	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3864	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3843	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#50	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3841	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#177	tooth	23
#497	toothsome rock	20
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
#2401	toy crazy train	1
#160	toy deathbot	8
#526	toy hoverpad	24
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#203	toy maglev monorail	7
#457	toy mercenary	15
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2263	toy space helmet	1
#428	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#275	transparent nog	1
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1159	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#164	twitching time capsule	1
#266	unfinished fruitcake	1
#200	universal biscuit	1
#833	unstable laser battery	50
#518	valuable trinket	151
#2527	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1489	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#181	waterlogged cloth	1
#150	waterlogged crate	1
#177	waterlogged leather	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#135	waterlogged wood	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#176	wheel	20
#399	yo	24
#2364	yo-yo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1

what items are this player missing?