Museum :: DataVortex

DataVortex

Rank	Item	Quantity
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#572	Chroner	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#35	Crimbough	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	D roll	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#91	Feynman gate	139
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#237	Inner Truth	2
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥇	KoL Con 12-gauge	1
🥇	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥇	LARP carp	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
🥈	Seven Loco	1
🥇	Size XI Wizard's Robe	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#182	alien drugs	10
#45	alien force field disruptor bean	12
#108	alien protein powder	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#167	antique beer	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#486	around the world	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#819	battered Crimbo Crate	9
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#5	best joke ever	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#168	borg sock monkey	12
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#142	bow staff	1
#165	bowl of mernudo	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#277	bread man	1
#159	bread pie	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#639	buckyball	7
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#280	cabooze	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#299	can of V-11	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#233	candy harmonica	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#124	canteen of wine	165
#496	carbon nanotube frame	22
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#142	cement sandals	6
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#11	cheap elven gloves	133
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#300	chocomotive	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#159	clear Russian	1
#193	cloning kit	1
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#147	cyborg doll	12
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#162	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#1607	dollhive	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#429	dusty Crimbo crate	26
#265	eggwater	1
#129	electric pants	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#220	elven limbos gingerbread	58
#275	elven cellocello	40
#257	elven moonshine	45
#16	elven socks	124
#356	elven suicide capsule	35
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#523	enchanted leopard-print barbell	13
#553	evil teddy bear	24
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#117	festive egg sac	1
#14	festive holiday hat	129
#737	fetid feather	1
#1764	fire	1
#188	fishelada	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#183	fleshy putty	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#299	freightcake	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#166	glob of salty molasses	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#138	golden fleece	1
#2446	golden ring	10
🥇	goo magnet	1
#270	gooified animal matter	4
#271	gooified mineral matter	3
#171	gooified vegetable matter	11
#89	government	1
#205	government cheese	8
#97	government-issued night-vision goggles	5
#74	gray bow tie	63
#199	green and red bean	1
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#907	gyroscope	2
#150	hair of the calf	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#485	heart of the volcano	14
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#219	herringcello	42
#175	hot watered rum	1
#339	huge Crimbo cookie	1
#312	hushed puppy	1
#64	iceberglet	1
#31	icing poncho	1
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
#156	intact anemone spike	1
#307	ion grid	43
#270	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	13
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#640	killing feather	54
#376	kiwi	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#157	knuckle sandwich	144
#195	lab-grown meat	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#795	leathery cat skin	1
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#1751	length of string	1
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#219	live wire	4
#110	loaf of alien bread	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#113	marionette collective	8
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#214	moist Crimbo spices	1
#934	monomolecular yo-yo	29
#646	mother's little helper	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#327	muffled muffuletta	1
#240	multi-level marzipan	1
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#128	nanofiber cloth	50
#375	negative lump	1
#363	night-vision goggles	5
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#173	ojo de pez burrito	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#147	oldcake	3
#146	orange and black Crimboween candy	60
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#139	orange leather lanyard	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#89	pair of government shades	7
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#34	paperclip sproinger	7
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#71	patent leather shoes	62
#244	penguin focaccia bread	40
#67	penguin thesaurus	74
#168	peppermint eel sauce	1
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#61	peppermint spine	1
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#116	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#974	piece of wedding cake	2
#263	plain candy cane	1
#470	plastic ingot	2
#269	pocket theremin	1
#413	pocketwatch on a chain	7
#834	poison pen	2
#195	poisonsettia	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#229	powdered powdered sugar	1
#154	prehistoric spear	22
#24	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
#89	primitive candy cane	4
#183	projectile chemistry set	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#41	psycho sweater	7
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#20	ramekin of space nuts	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#243	reverse-oscillating klystron	16
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#31	ribbon candy ascot	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#856	ridiculous sandwich	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#209	roboduck-on-a-string	7
#1458	robotronic egg	10
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#140	rocket fuel	1
#1068	rogue swarmer	50
#494	roll in the hay	1
#263	runny fermented egg	1
#181	runny icing	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#175	salt plum	1
#55	salt plum sake	1
#164	salty gumdrop	1
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#674	sawblade fragment	60
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#124	secret from the future	1
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#16	shining star cap	1
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#240	shushed potatoes	2
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#42	sleeping stocking	29
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#548	small leather glove	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#203	soggy gingerbread chunk	1
#34	space bar	1
#223	space beast fur	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#105	space junk	38
#26	space needle	1
#138	space port	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#296	spiritual candy cane	1
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#61	stealth bomber	1
#194	stick-on-a-string	21
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#237	stringy sinew	45
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#1556	stuffed gray blob	7
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
🥇	styrofoam peanuts	1
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#175	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
🥈	superhero mask	1
#867	sweet mochi ball	2
#109	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#139	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#91	synthetic rock	1
#666	synthetic stuffing	8
#1222	teddy borg	4
#47	tempura green and red bean	1
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#404	theoretical string	37
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#143	third ear	1
#786	throwing wrench	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#177	tooth	23
#496	toothsome rock	20
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#160	toy deathbot	8
#525	toy hoverpad	24
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#203	toy maglev monorail	7
#457	toy mercenary	15
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#431	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#277	transparent nog	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#203	universal biscuit	1
#833	unstable laser battery	50
#519	valuable trinket	151
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#181	waterlogged cloth	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#178	waterlogged leather	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#176	wheel	20
#399	yo	24
#2364	yo-yo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 3,443 items total!

what items are this player missing?