| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #67 | right half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥇 | scorpion whip | 18,413 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 40 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |