You won't do much sneaking in these sneakers: they're huge, brightly-colored, busily-patterned, and emblazoned with the logo of Radio KoL, Kingdom of Loathing's hard-talking, volume-pumping radio station. Lend them your ears, won't you? Or, at least, rent them your ears at a reasonable daily rate.
| Rank | Item | Quantity | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Mistress of the Obvious | 3 | |
| 🥈 | Chadomancer | 2 | ⤴️ |
| 🥉 | ADeadHeart, AlBassoon, Andyzero, Archham, ArteMatthew, Bam, BlindingPhil, Carslyle, Cat_Killer, Cri, D L, DJRBK, DaBaddestHic, Emerilla, Eroquin, Ezandora, FrankNBeans, GT1, Grimdel, HOldeRofSecrEts, Haplo, Hot Pho, Istanbul, Joy, Keta, KolMohDee, Krauseman, LiamAndMe, Lillith, MOTH, Mega Ogg Boolbar, Mellissaleo, Merric, Mme_Defarge, NotHere, Pasta Far Eye, Perkysaurus, Pyctsi, Quisalas, Rammerking, Ricket, RobbyAnalog, Sassy Staci, Shadowlynk, Skent, Stony Porker, Swanne, Synnia, Tatsuya, TechRat, Tiny Plastic Grimmy, Tiny Plastic JLE, Tom Sawyer Jr, Totalschmuck, Tricksy, Urutsini, Vampiregrrl, We Can Fight This, Wombatilim, Zaffer, ailUrodRaGON, annamonster, papst, sfwarlock, sheldonbunny, soul knight, stanley and wumbology | 1 | ⤴️ |