| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #144 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 45 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #204 | Crimbo pie | 13 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #5 | Disco Banjo | 89 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #323 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 6 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 7 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #39 | Ring of Fire | 2 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #50 | box of sunshine | 8,515 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #12 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 613 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #729 | clown hammer | 34 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | clownskin buckler | 2 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | demonskin trousers | 3 |
| #187 | disco ball | 291 |
| #9 | disco mask | 64,808 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #284 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #491 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #218 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
| #404 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #380 | lesser grodulated violet | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| 🥉 | naughty fortune teller | 1 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #363 | pretty flower | 415 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #342 | spectral pickle | 40 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #35 | tiny balloon knife | 12 |
| #1269 | tiny house | 18 |
| #28 | tiny knife and fork | 13 |
| #49 | tiny maracas | 11 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #673 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #770 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #589 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #538 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 31 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #148 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 23 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #652 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 26 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #565 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 29 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #586 | tiny plastic grue | 28 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #730 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #379 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 40 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #587 | tiny plastic mosquito | 28 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #622 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 27 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #459 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 34 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #628 | tiny plastic stab bat | 27 |
| #514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 31 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #127 | yellow brick road | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |