| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #115 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #235 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #18 | "meat" stick | 609 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #5 | 0 | 1 |
| 🥉 | 1 | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #17 | 30669 scroll | 609 |
| #51 | 33398 scroll | 609 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #33 | 5-hour acrimony | 340 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #4 | 668 scroll | 609 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #255 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #27 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 4 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #38 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #265 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 23 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #70 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #9 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 2 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #20 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #242 | Angry Farmer candy | 609 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #12 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #43 | Arrow (+1) | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #55 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #27 | Azurite | 609 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #89 | BGE merchandise order form | 42 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #229 | BRICKO brick | 609 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #126 | BRICKO eye brick | 609 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #83 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #298 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #53 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #33 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 609 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #37 | Black No. 2 | 609 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #31 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #80 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 6 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #53 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #298 | Boss Bat britches | 45 |
| #104 | Boss Drops | 2 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #96 | Bowl of Scorpions | 2 |
| #76 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #74 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #827 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #22 | Breathitinâ„¢ | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #113 | Bulky Buddy Box | 25 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #58 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #15 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #450 | CRIMBCO scrip | 610 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #69 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #32 | Celsius 233 | 2 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #49 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #15 | Charleston shoes | 1 |
| #23 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #19 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 609 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #28 | Christmas ham | 5 |
| #73 | Chroner | 1,343 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #5 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #8 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 609 |
| #23 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #8 | Colera Peste Nebbiolo | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #67 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara | 1 |
| #9 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #25 | Covert Ops for Kids | 6 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 2 |
| #20 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo food scraps | 524 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1262 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 609 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #25 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 5 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #989 | Crimbuck | 662 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #138 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #49 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #76 | Daffy Taffy | 609 |
| #33 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 5 |
| #35 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 4 |
| #34 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 5 |
| #32 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 6 |
| #30 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 9 |
| #38 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 3 |
| #26 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 10 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #17 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 609 |
| #6 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 2 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #29 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #37 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #25 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #37 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #29 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
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| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
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| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
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| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
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| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
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| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
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| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 4 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Elf Guard MPC | 609 |
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| 🥉 | Extrovermectin™ | 609 |
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| #284 | FDKOL commendation | 1,677 |
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| #120 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
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| #227 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 2 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
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| #27 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 1 |
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| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
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| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #35 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 609 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
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| #18 | GOTO | 609 |
| #21 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
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| #21 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 609 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #47 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 609 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
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| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
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| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #59 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
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| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
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| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #77 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
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| #39 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
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| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #206 | Go-Wassail | 99 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
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| #61 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
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| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #119 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #109 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
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| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Gummi-Memory | 5 |
| #55 | Gummy Brains | 10 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
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| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
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| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
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| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
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| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
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| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
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| #65 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #39 | Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie | 1 |
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| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #176 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
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| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #29 | Holiday Multitasking | 6 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #22 | Homebodylâ„¢ | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #15 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 7 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #17 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 7 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #55 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 2 |
| 🥈 | ICEbox | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #25 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 609 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #330 | Imp Ale | 609 |
| #258 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
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| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
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| #122 | Instant Karma | 90 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #26 | Irish eggnog | 4 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #26 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #28 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #26 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1037 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #76 | Jamaican coffee | 4 |
| #36 | Jamocha berry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #302 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #40 | Keese berry | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #50 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 609 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #509 | Knob Goblin perfume | 4 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #67 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 609 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #75 | Knob Goblin spatula | 609 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
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| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #51 | Knob Goblin visor | 609 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #35 | Knob sausage | 609 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #92 | Knob stuffed shells | 24 |
| #85 | Knoll lo mein | 2 |
| #904 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #27 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #12 | LED candle | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
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| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | LT&T tattoo kit | 1 |
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| #167 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 8 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #25 | Lapis Lazuli | 609 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #34 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| #29 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 1 |
| #14 | Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) | 1 |
| #15 | Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) | 1 |
| #18 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion abacus | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #87 | Lobos Mints | 8 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #178 | Mad Train wine | 609 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #38 | Marltini | 1 |
| #313 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 9 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #36 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| #15 | Mayam spinach | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #31 | Meat Butler | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #92 | Meat maid | 2 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #74 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #156 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 609 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #15 | Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #30 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #126 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 609 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #23 | Mrs. Rush | 2 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #127 | My First Art of War | 3 |
| #22 | My First Paycheck envelope | 3 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #17 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #6 | ND | 609 |
| #5 | NG | 609 |
| #219 | NPZR chemistry set | 22 |
| #35 | Nadsat berry | 1 |
| #35 | Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #68 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #47 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #27 | Newark | 3 |
| #30 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 609 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #5 | Nightmare Fuel | 609 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #6 | No Hats as Art | 2 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #402 | Now and Earlier | 7 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #232 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #21 | Operation Patriot Shield | 2 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #50 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 2 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #27 | PEEZ dispenser | 609 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #37 | Pain Dip | 41 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #155 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #31 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #26 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 6 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #5 | Peek-a-Boo! | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #16 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #29 | PlexiPips | 49 |
| #41 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #16 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 9 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #5 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 609 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #16 | Potion of Heroism | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #59 | Prunets | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #5 | Punching Potion | 609 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #8 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #126 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #18 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 609 |
| #164 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 10 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #26 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #90 | Rock Pops | 609 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #178 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 6 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #98 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #29 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #17 | Sacramento wine | 609 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #27 | Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #36 | Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #224 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #22 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #5 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #15 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 4 |
| #19 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 6 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #11 | Septapus summoning charm | 1 |
| #20 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #12 | Shantixâ„¢ | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #7 | Shielding Potion | 609 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #5 | Siberian sunrise | 609 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #189 | Silver Bullet beer | 13 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #42 | Sitrep berry | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherzâ„¢ | 1 |
| #24 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #24 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #29 | Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #26 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #37 | Snarf berry | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
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| #15 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #4 | Space Baby bawbaw | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #5 | Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 2 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #112 | Spam Witch sammich | 609 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #14 | Special Seasoning | 609 |
| #25 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #26 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
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| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
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| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 2 |
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| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
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| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
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| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
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| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #88 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
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| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #20 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #27 | Supernova Champagne | 609 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
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| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #48 | TRIO cup of beer | 4 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 2 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #145 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 609 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #99 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #35 | The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #134 | The Cooler Out of Space | 22 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #27 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #42 | The Ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #59 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #199 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #57 | Third Base | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1816 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #62 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #9 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 4 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #7 | Trash, a Memoir | 2 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #100 | Trollhouse cookies | 609 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #33 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #41 | Twelve Night Energy | 23 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #167 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 81 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
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| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #932 | Valentine | 15 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #39 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #7 | WA | 609 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #243 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 609 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #37 | Wax Flask | 33 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #56 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #59 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 609 |
| #35 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #53 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 1 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #349 | Yummy Tummy bean | 609 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #18 | a bug's lymph | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #14 | a little sump'm sump'm | 611 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #69 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #52 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #57 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #70 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #84 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #77 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #1573 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #6 | airplane tattoo | 1 |
| #52 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #20 | alabaster king | 2 |
| #54 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| #55 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #7 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #148 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #8 | anchor bomb | 1 |
| #52 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #41 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 609 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #27 | ancient meat | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #73 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #23 | ancient protein powder | 609 |
| #11 | ancient spice | 609 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #34 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 609 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #28 | angry agate | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #28 | angst burger | 557 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
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| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
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| #489 | around the world | 1 |
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| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
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| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
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| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
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| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
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| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #41 | autumn breeze | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
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| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #14 | autumn-spice donut | 609 |
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| #13 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| 🥉 | aviator goggles | 1 |
| #246 | awful poetry journal | 609 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
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| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
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| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
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| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
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| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
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| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
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| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #17 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
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| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
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| #23 | banana split | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #17 | banana-frosted king cake | 48 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #13 | banjo strings | 609 |
| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #33 | bar of freeze-dried water | 1 |
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| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
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| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
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| #84 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #86 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #9 | barrel-aged martini | 609 |
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| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
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| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #34 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #54 | bat guano | 609 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #36 | bat wing | 609 |
| #7 | bat wing kabob | 609 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #667 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #117 | batarang | 1 |
| #20 | batblade | 609 |
| #84 | batgut | 609 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #23 | battery (9-Volt) | 1 |
| #22 | battery (AA) | 1 |
| #34 | battery (AAA) | 1 |
| #23 | battery (D) | 1 |
| #32 | battery (car) | 1 |
| #21 | battery (lantern) | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #64 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #67 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #14 | bazookafish bubble gum | 609 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #17 | bean burrito | 609 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #81 | beard incense | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #16 | beavermouth | 609 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #88 | beer bomb | 609 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
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| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
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| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #67 | beery blood | 5 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #22 | beetle antenna | 1 |
| #12 | beggin' cologne | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #232 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #8 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 609 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #40 | big hot pepper | 1 |
| #41 | big red button | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #74 | bilge wine | 609 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | birdybug antenna | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #8 | black gallstone | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #9 | black greaves | 609 |
| #8 | black helmet | 609 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #70 | black mana | 2 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #40 | black pension check | 609 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #20 | black picnic basket | 609 |
| #87 | black pixel | 609 |
| #106 | black plastic oyster egg | 34 |
| #729 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #12 | black shield | 609 |
| #33 | black slime glob | 3 |
| #32 | black snake skin | 609 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #13 | black sword | 609 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #37 | blackberry | 1,793 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #64 | blammer | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #11 | blob of acid | 609 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
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| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
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| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #11 | bloody mary | 609 |
| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #6 | blown-out speaker cone | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | blue glowstick | 39 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #20 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #155 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #157 | blue pixel | 609 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #341 | blue plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #10 | blue plate | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #12 | blue pumps | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #8 | blueberry muffin | 1 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #71 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #60 | body spradium | 1 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #33 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #36 | boiling hot cocoa | 1 |
| #255 | boiling seal blood | 2 |
| #26 | bolder boulder | 1 |
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| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #62 | bone bons | 1 |
| #22 | bone broth | 1 |
| #704 | bone chips | 10 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #11 | bone rattle | 609 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #122 | booby trap | 1 |
| #55 | book of facts | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #21 | boot flask | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #40 | booty chest charrrm | 609 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | booze bindle | 609 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #53 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #132 | borg sock monkey | 16 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #140 | borrowed time | 2 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
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| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #26 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
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| #18 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 2 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 609 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
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