Museum :: DaBaddestHic

DaBaddestHic

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#111	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#638	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#18	"meat" stick	609
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#1433	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#117	11-leaf clover	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#237	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1423	2-ball	1
#48	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1450	3-ball	1
#17	30669 scroll	609
#50	33398 scroll	609
#934	334 scroll	1
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1469	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1430	5-ball	1
#32	5-hour acrimony	340
#1420	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#4	668 scroll	609
#924	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1112	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2240	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#74	8-bit banana	1
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#253	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#28	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	4
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#228	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#23	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#265	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
#105	ASCII fu manchu	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#35	Aerheads	1
#70	Affirmation Cookie	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#93	Aggressive Carrot	1
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#26	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1460	Amulet of Yendor	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#241	Angry Farmer candy	609
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#16	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#1217	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#26	Arr, M80	1
#39	Arrow (+1)	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#61	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#66	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#23	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#52	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#19	Azurite	609
#185	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#89	BGE merchandise order form	42
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#226	BRICKO brick	609
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#127	BRICKO eye brick	609
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#617	BURT	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1072	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#1259	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#54	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#194	Battlie Light Saver	1
#180	Beach Buck	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#33	Ben-Gal™ Balm	609
#76	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#48	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#117	Big Punk	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#11	Black Bart's Booty	2
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#37	Black No. 2	609
#26	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#906	Bling of the New Wave	1
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#540	Bonerdagon necklace	21
#36	Bonestabber	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#295	Boss Bat britches	45
#103	Boss Drops	2
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#94	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#75	Bowlet	1
#71	Boxing Day Pass	1
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#23	Brand of Violence	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#823	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#19	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#114	Bulky Buddy Box	25
#122	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#452	CRIMBCO scrip	610
#1267	CRIMBCO wine	4
#2423	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#407	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#68	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#135	Carpathian longsword	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#33	Celsius 233	2
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#19	Cherry Cloaca Cola	609
#72	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#182	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#46	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#166	Chroner	470
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#35	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#6	Clan Carnival Game	1
#112	Clara's bell	1
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#170	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#210	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#8	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	609
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#30	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1871	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#171	Coinspiracy	1
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#9	Cold Fang	1
#861	Cold Hots candy	3
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#105	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#81	Cornbeefadon	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#878	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#190	Cosmic Calorie	1
#25	Covers-Your-Head	1
#112	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1478	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#416	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1347	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#32	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#18	Crimbo food scraps	524
#1270	Crimbo fudge	2
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#1257	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#219	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#27	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#111	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#184	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#130	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#18	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
#58	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	609
#26	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	6
#135	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#26	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	5
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#991	Crimbuck	662
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#882	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#92	Cursed Punch	1
#17	Cycloney	1
#347	D roll	1
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#224	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#45	Dad's brandy	1
#75	Daffy Taffy	609
#45	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#42	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#47	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#45	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#26	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#96	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#17	Diet Cloaca Cola	609
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#47	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#739	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#34	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#28	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#285	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#22	Drip harness	1
#36	Driplet	1
#97	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2735	Drowsy Sword	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#29	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#150	Duskwalker fangs	1
#182	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#86	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#880	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#126	Dyspepsi-Cola	609
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#519	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#724	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#227	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#422	Eau de Guaneau	1
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#253	Effermint™ tablets	1
#30	Egnaro berry	1
#1781	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#287	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#193	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#295	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#87	El Vibrato restraints	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#18	Electric Punch	1
#24	Elf Army machine parts	118
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#27	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	4
#65	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
#22	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
#163	Elf Guard MPC	609
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#82	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#105	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#43	Elf Guard honor present	7
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#90	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#93	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#104	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#39	Elf Guard safety bear	3
#7	Elf Guard squirtgun	6
#79	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#25	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	4
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