This is one of the multi-use pocket knives that was issued to new conscripts in the Loathing Legion, the outfit tasked with defending the borders of the Kingdom from attack. Since no one ever attacked the borders of the Kingdom, the Legionnaires had plenty of free time, and used it to figure out how to add more stuff into their knives.

Sadly, the Loathing Legion disbanded after most of the Legionnaires died from a disease known, appropriately enough, as "syphilis."