| #116 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #55 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,031 |
| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #42 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 179 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #75 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 11 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #272 | Angry Farmer candy | 493 |
| #242 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 4 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #180 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #685 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #361 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #577 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #55 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #40 | BROS Energy Drink | 19 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #93 | Beach Buck | 72 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #237 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #527 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #166 | BitterSweetTarts | 4 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #288 | Black No. 2 | 20 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 2 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #200 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #77 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #89 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #935 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #2130 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #26 | CSA bravery badge | 623 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #50 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 6 |
| #45 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 204 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #79 | Coinspiracy | 49 |
| #87 | Cold Hots candy | 237 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #286 | Corpse Island iced tea | 19 |
| #136 | Cosmic Calorie | 27 |
| #92 | Crimbo Credit | 145 |
| #46 | Crimbo candied pecan | 919 |
| #43 | Crimbo fudge | 936 |
| #49 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 675 |
| #50 | Crimbo salad | 9 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 22 |
| #19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
| #70 | Crimbot battery | 37 |
| #361 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 4 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 5 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #156 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 4 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 9 |
| #222 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 5 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #411 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #89 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 6 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #280 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #329 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #267 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2338 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #204 | D roll | 34 |
| #81 | Daffy Taffy | 567 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #106 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #17 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 28 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1497 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #45 | Effermint™ tablets | 135 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #106 | Enchanted Plunger | 2 |
| #114 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 5 |
| #344 | FDKOL commendation | 1,009 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #91 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 54 |
| #194 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 2 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #42 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 616 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #107 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| #83 | Freddy Kruegerand | 161 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #149 | Friendliness Beverage | 44 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #21 | Fun-Guy spore | 37 |
| #109 | FunFunds™ | 10 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #140 | Game Grid ticket | 56 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #786 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #4 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 47 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #729 | Go-Wassail | 12 |
| #101 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #44 | Greek fire | 2 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #251 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #618 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #19 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 6 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #15 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 4 |
| #64 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #26 | How to Avoid Scams | 1,790 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #92 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #1204 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #228 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #53 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 12 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #45 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 27 |
| #797 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #172 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 2 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #97 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 48 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #11 | Loathing Legion knife | 3 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1042 | M-242 | 2 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #51 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #135 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #13 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 29 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #31 | Meat-inflating powder | 17 |
| #722 | Meleegra™ pills | 7 |
| #55 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 6 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 3 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin lipstick | 3 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 13 |
| #47 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 6 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #691 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #264 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 247 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #840 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #580 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #920 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #31 | Milk Studs | 403 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #989 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #92 | Moonds | 2 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #180 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 355 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #567 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #204 | New Zealand iced tea | 42 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #98 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #466 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #30 | Nuclear Blastball | 146 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #89 | Oil of Parrrlay | 41 |
| #27 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 2 |
| #21 | Operation Patriot Shield | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #59 | PEEZ dispenser | 244 |
| #101 | Pain Dip | 3 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #113 | Piddles | 12 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #72 | PlexiPips | 4 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #775 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #779 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #72 | Polysniff Perfume | 12 |
| #254 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #14 | Red Army camouflage kit | 256 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #40 | Ring of Fire | 2 |
| #102 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #186 | Rock Pops | 257 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #91 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 55 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #111 | Senior Mints | 144 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #67 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #157 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 2 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #141 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 4 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #294 | Steal This Candy | 7 |
| #21 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 4 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #113 | Stone Golem pebbles | 7 |
| #88 | Strix stix | 47 |
| #219 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #63 | Swabbie™ swab | 82 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #91 | TI-9000 calculator | 28 |
| #88 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 208 |
| #84 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 229 |
| #108 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 170 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #771 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #535 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 89 |
| #164 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 9 |
| #94 | Texas tea | 2 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #97 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 12 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #12 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #14 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 3 |
| #199 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 4 |
| #33 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #573 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 14 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #67 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #113 | Wax Flask | 3 |
| #56 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #160 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 121 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #22 | X-37 gun | 9 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #113 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 14 |
| #191 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,118 |
| #88 | Z-Bone steak | 33 |
| #291 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #186 | abominable blubber | 2 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #349 | adder bladder | 19 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #28 | airborne mutagen | 4 |
| #106 | alien drugs | 26 |
| #21 | alien protein powder | 16 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #408 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #253 | ammonite fossil | 20 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #43 | anger blaster | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #353 | ant agonist | 6 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #907 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #19 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #21 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #247 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #281 | astral mushroom | 41 |
| #57 | augmented-reality shades | 8 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #408 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #47 | bag of W&Ws | 367 |
| #76 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 2 |
| #108 | ball | 66 |
| #36 | ballast turtle | 29 |
| #79 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #189 | bananagate | 36 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #33 | barnacled barrel | 145 |
| #71 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #47 | basaltamander tongue | 6 |
| #117 | batarang | 1 |
| #22 | bazookafish bubble gum | 275 |
| #43 | beard incense | 20 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #700 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #288 | belemnite fossil | 17 |
| #147 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #45 | bent scrap metal | 29 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #57 | big tun | 13 |
| #153 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #486 | bite-me-red lipstick | 8 |
| #28 | bitter pill | 3 |
| #119 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #123 | black cloak | 1 |
| #77 | black eye shadow | 10 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #143 | black magic powder | 2 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #68 | black tear | 4 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #186 | blood of the Wereseal | 4 |
| #57 | bloodstain stick | 11 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #167 | blue grass | 4 |
| #230 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #50 | boiling seal blood | 16 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #61 | bone bons | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #466 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #487 | bottle of bubbles | 13 |
| #82 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #40 | box of Dweebs | 374 |
| #2907 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #14 | brazen bracelet | 2 |
| #33 | bread basket | 1 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #69 | breakfast mess | 206 |
| #75 | breakfast miracle | 4 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #83 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 3 |
| #105 | bubbly potion | 179 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #91 | buckyball | 74 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #44 | bugged balaclava | 3 |
| #47 | bugged beanie | 2 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #12 | button rouge | 228 |
| #49 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #256 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #148 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #730 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 12 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #223 | candied kobold | 14 |
| #557 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #1025 | candied yams | 8 |
| #542 | candy brain | 4 |
| #325 | candy cane | 117 |
| #78 | candy cigarette | 37 |
| #135 | candy skeleton | 6 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #91 | cap gun | 1 |
| #329 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #123 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #16 | celestial carrot juice | 5 |
| #16 | celestial olive oil | 5 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #91 | chainsaw chain | 10 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #21 | chakra sludge | 49 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #129 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #101 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #80 | cheap wind-up clock | 18 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #114 | children of the candy corn | 3 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #87 | choco-Crimbot | 33 |
| #405 | chocolate filthy lucre | 8 |
| #36 | chocolate-covered caviar | 16 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #24 | cigar box turtle | 79 |
| #1149 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #117 | cloudy potion | 182 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #66 | coal dust | 9 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #140 | cold nuggets | 17 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #169 | cold seal sweat | 21 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #110 | colorful toad | 6 |
| #79 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #319 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #39 | confiscated cell phone | 55 |
| #48 | confiscated comic book | 46 |
| #39 | confiscated love note | 59 |
| #125 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #172 | cordial of concentration | 2 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #697 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #379 | corpsedriver | 13 |
| #422 | corpsetini | 12 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #34 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #199 | corrupted data | 103 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #129 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #119 | crappy waiter disguise | 2 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #86 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #69 | cube of ectoplasm | 7 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #24 | cylindrical mold | 189 |
| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #128 | dark potion | 143 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #61 | delicious candy | 2 |
| #28 | dented spoon | 158 |
| #496 | deodorant | 2 |
| #533 | dill | 76 |
| #72 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 11 |
| #113 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 11 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 15 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 20 |
| #164 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 6 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 11 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 15 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 9 |
| #135 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 9 |
| #146 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 7 |
| #96 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 13 |
| #123 | discocktail | 53 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #61 | disintegrating barrel | 19 |
| #109 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #588 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #154 | dollar-sign bag | 21 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #73 | double-ice gum | 3 |
| #43 | doubt cannon | 2 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #101 | drop of water-37 | 135 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #51 | dusty barrel | 52 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #113 | ectoplasm au jus | 3 |
| #109 | ectoplasmic orbs | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #110 | effervescent potion | 188 |
| #156 | eggnog | 113 |
| #95 | eldritch alignment spray | 4 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #173 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #268 | eldritch effluvium | 26 |
| #53 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #71 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch ichor | 31 |
| #63 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #57 | eldritch rub | 2 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #430 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #2234 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #38 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1,273 |
| #84 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #58 | essential soy | 2 |
| #65 | exotic travel brochure | 4 |
| #113 | expensive camera | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #33 | experimental serum G-9 | 6 |
| #1772 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #200 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #89 | eye of newt | 198 |
| #155 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #55 | fabric hardener | 12 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #437 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #283 | fancy dress ball | 52 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #253 | fat loot token | 10 |
| #199 | fat stacks of cash | 80 |
| #42 | fear condenser | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #336 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #27 | finger exerciser | 130 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #161 | [2426]fire flower | 7 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #51 | fish juice box | 47 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #61 | fish-liver oil | 668 |
| #55 | fitness wristband | 8 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #109 | fizzy potion | 198 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #88 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 2 |
| #61 | flask of baconstone juice | 2 |
| #57 | flask of hamethyst juice | 2 |
| #14 | flask of mining oil | 411 |
| #54 | flask of porquoise juice | 2 |
| #150 | flask of rainwater | 2 |
| #19 | flask of tainted mining oil | 676 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #910 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #7 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #113 | foetid seal tear | 54 |
| #792 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #149 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 3 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #371 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #18 | frog lip-print | 161 |
| #52 | frost flower | 10 |
| #201 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #56 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 5 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | fruitcake | 129 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #183 | fudge lily | 36 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #506 | fudgecule | 1,659 |
| #109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #93 | funky eyepatch | 3 |
| #92 | funny bone | 3 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #429 | furry pants | 1 |
| #80 | future drug: Coolscaline | 28 |
| #63 | future drug: Muscularactum | 38 |
| #65 | future drug: Smartinex | 41 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #67 | garbage juice slurpee | 174 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #31 | ghost bit | 19 |
| #364 | ghost cucumber | 120 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #27 | ghost thread | 5 |
| #120 | ghost trap | 15 |
| #422 | ghostly body paint | 5 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1642 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #121 | giant giant moth dust | 2 |
| #206 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #53 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #85 | giant tube of black lipstick | 113 |
| #71 | ginger snaps | 12 |
| #217 | gingerbread bugbear | 119 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #111 | giraffe-necked turtle | 7 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #81 | glass of herbal tequila | 36 |
| #230 | glittery mascara | 2 |
| #115 | glob of spoiled mayo | 5 |
| #1498 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #204 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #38 | go-go potion | 16 |
| #163 | goblin water | 1 |
| #94 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #86 | government cheese | 50 |
| #93 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #184 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #844 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #230 | green gummi ingot | 148 |
| #169 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #428 | gremlin juice | 3 |
| #155 | gremlin mutagen | 2 |
| #59 | grey cube | 7 |
| #42 | grisly shell fragment | 8 |
| #86 | groupie spangles | 2 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #36 | gummi canary | 25 |
| #37 | gummi salamander | 19 |
| #51 | gummi snake | 17 |
| #83 | gummi trilobite | 3 |
| #11 | gummi turtle | 500 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #58 | gyroscope | 64 |
| #169 | haggis socks | 4 |
| #65 | haggis-infused soap | 131 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #239 | half-baked potion | 2 |
| #41 | half-digested coal | 3 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #401 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4478 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #69 | handful of crafty noodles | 7 |
| #429 | handful of hand chalk | 56 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #332 | handful of pine needles | 6 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #1396 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #61 | hemp candy necklace | 7 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #911 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #393 | hobo nickel | 658 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #56 | hot coal | 13 |
| #49 | hot daub | 32 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #36 | hot egg | 5 |
| #282 | hot nuggets | 4 |
| #282 | hot powder | 2 |
| #151 | huge gold coin | 41 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #425 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #83 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #93 | impure gasoline | 27 |
| #51 | industrial strength starch | 12 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #100 | invisibility potion | 5 |
| #49 | invisible potion | 10 |
| #56 | ironic mint | 2 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #80 | irradiated turtle | 13 |
| #54 | irresistibility potion | 9 |
| #77 | irritability potion | 6 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #886 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #43 | jagged tooth | 4 |
| #196 | janglin' bones | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #95 | jaunty feather | 3 |
| #168 | jawbruiser | 13 |
| #65 | jellyfish gel | 9 |
| #469 | jerky coins | 42 |
| #98 | jive turkey leg | 32 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #62 | jug of baconstone juice | 2 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #78 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #17 | junk band | 3 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #44 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #179 | kiwi | 15 |
| #176 | kumquartz | 38 |
| #85 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #130 | kumquat supersucker | 6 |
| #30 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #726 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| 🥉 | left bear arm | 1 |
| #111 | legitimate business on the beach | 37 |
| #143 | licorice root | 59 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #137 | lime supersucker | 4 |
| #867 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #33 | lion musk | 6 |
| #129 | liquid ice | 2 |
| #40 | liquid ice pack | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #61 | little firkin | 46 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #58 | little red jam | 2 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #700 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #19 | lotion of coldness | 124 |
| #147 | lotion of hotness | 5 |
| #170 | lotion of sleaziness | 3 |
| #23 | lotion of spookiness | 113 |
| #140 | lotion of stench | 4 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #219 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #76 | lump of diamond | 76 |
| #155 | lunar isotope | 256 |
| #91 | lynyrd musk | 6 |
| #149 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 2 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #26 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #157 | madius | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #396 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #49 | magicberry tablets | 155 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #67 | mangled finger | 5 |
| #64 | mariachi toothpaste | 2 |
| #792 | marshmallow | 4 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #865 | marzipan skull | 6 |
| #126 | massive gemstone | 29 |
| #855 | meat paste | 3 |
| #61 | meat st‰¿bing club | 39 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #101 | milky potion | 199 |
| #127 | mime soul fragment | 32 |
| #36 | mimeplasm | 10 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #33 | miniature power pill | 1 |
| #56 | minin' dynamite | 45 |
| #96 | mocking turtle | 9 |
| #47 | moist barrel | 21 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #276 | molten brick | 28 |
| #700 | monomolecular yo-yo | 61 |
| #84 | moose thought | 8 |
| #79 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 6 |
| #363 | mother's little helper | 8 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #64 | mouldering barrel | 5 |
| #90 | mouse skull | 4 |
| #99 | murky potion | 196 |
| #109 | musk turtle | 4 |
| #86 | mysterious chemical residue | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #23 | nail file | 162 |
| #57 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #48 | nastygeist | 65 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #401 | necrotizing body spray | 11 |
| #378 | negative lump | 1 |
| #49 | neurostim pill | 27 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #92 | non-aged vinegar | 40 |
| #46 | normal barrel | 332 |
| #42 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #42 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #259 | nugget of Crimbonium | 9 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #231 | ocarina of space | 10 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | old bronzer | 2 |
| #24 | old candy wrapper | 156 |
| #108 | old eyebrow pencil | 2 |
| #31 | old love note | 147 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #2233 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #131 | one pill | 3 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #846 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #172 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #166 | orcish hand lotion | 4 |
| #172 | orcish nailing lube | 4 |
| #202 | orcish rubber | 2 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #110 | outlaw bandana | 3 |
| #25 | overloaded micro-reactor | 497 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #54 | oyster egg balloon | 9 |
| #51 | page of the Necrohobocon | 82 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #368 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #664 | paperclip | 37 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #235 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #192 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #128 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #234 | pearidot | 29 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #16 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #110 | pec oil | 9 |
| #315 | peppermint tailings | 18 |
| #93 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #70 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #118 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #53 | physiostim pill | 46 |
| #876 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #112 | piece of after eight | 6 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #222 | pile of gold coins | 8 |
| #147 | pill cup | 6 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #804 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #288 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #71 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #33 | pirate brochure | 15 |
| #7 | pirate cream pie | 321 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #25 | pitted sheet metal | 502 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #290 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #37 | pixel star | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #5 | pixellated candy heart | 8,293 |
| #122 | plague pie | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #145 | plastic Jefferson wings | 2 |
| #342 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #532 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #92 | plunge-leg | 4 |
| #62 | pocket ace | 7 |
| #388 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #90 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 11 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #204 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #88 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 11 |
| #173 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #120 | pog #08 (hellion) | 9 |
| #134 | pog #09 (pirate) | 9 |
| #93 | pog #10 (hobo) | 11 |
| #137 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 8 |
| #27 | poker face paint | 7 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #41 | pool of liquid metal | 18 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #85 | portable cassette player | 1 |
| #306 | portable photocopier | 22 |
| #59 | portable table | 24 |
| #74 | possessed top | 74 |
| #31 | post-holiday sale coupon | 76 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #36 | potion of punctual companionship | 3 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #76 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 32 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #65 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #57 | power pill | 1 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #421 | press-on ribs | 10 |
| #65 | pressurized potion of perception | 2 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #874 | probability potion | 9 |
| #1186 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #31 | programmable turtle | 80 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #10 | pulled blue taffy | 849 |
| #11 | pulled green taffy | 400 |
| #9 | pulled indigo taffy | 364 |
| #21 | pulled orange taffy | 867 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #15 | pulled red taffy | 854 |
| #24 | pulled violet taffy | 838 |
| #9 | pulled yellow taffy | 252 |
| 🥉 | pumpkin juice | 339 |
| #157 | punk patch | 2 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #173 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #179 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #142 | pygmy dart | 3 |
| #86 | pygmy phone number | 7 |
| #138 | pygmy pygment | 18 |
| #140 | pygmy witchhazel | 2 |
| #307 | quantum taco | 84 |
| #69 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 5 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #45 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,284 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #41 | rattler gland | 3 |
| #18 | rattler rattle | 135 |
| #137 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 70 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #67 | really thick spine | 8 |
| #24 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 247 |
| #80 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 5 |
| #91 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 8 |
| #76 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 6 |
| #72 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #77 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 6 |
| #87 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 5 |
| #237 | red ale | 4 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #91 | red badge | 1 |
| #11 | red blood cells | 417 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #14 | red eye | 79 |
| #59 | red foxglove | 4 |
| #226 | red gummi ingot | 152 |
| #6 | red letter | 811 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #91 | red shoe | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #42 | regret hose | 2 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #21 | resolution: be feistier | 1,665 |
| #10 | resolution: be happier | 1,663 |
| #6 | resolution: be kinder | 460 |
| #13 | resolution: be luckier | 377 |
| #22 | resolution: be sexier | 1,715 |
| #18 | resolution: be smarter | 1,684 |
| #16 | resolution: be stronger | 1,741 |
| #8 | resolution: be wealthier | 1,669 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #7 | ribbon candy | 722 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #5 | right bear arm | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #164 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #180 | ring of adornment | 3 |
| #814 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #164 | ring of fire resistance | 3 |
| #174 | ring of gain strength | 3 |
| #203 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1250 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #13 | robot grease | 764 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #152 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #108 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
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| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #52 | ruby on canes | 6 |
| #129 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #109 | salamander spleen | 165 |
| #78 | salt wages | 91 |
| #43 | sand dollar | 1,178 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #98 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #22 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 26 |
| #23 | scroll of Puddingskin | 26 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #840 | seal-clubbing club | 18 |
| #97 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #215 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 2 |
| #203 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #76 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #82 | shark cartilage | 3 |
| #125 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #54 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #9 | shimmering rainbow sand | 177 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #70 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #78 | shot of mescal | 39 |
| #59 | shrimp cocktail | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #232 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #137 | sinister-looking cat | 2 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #32 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #107 | sleeve deuce | 42 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #243 | slingshot | 1 |
| #57 | small gummi fin | 1 |
| #57 | smart watch | 8 |
| #353 | smoking grass | 138 |
| #103 | smoky potion | 199 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #969 | snake | 2 |
| #74 | sneaky wrapping paper | 19 |
| #32 | snow cleats | 1 |
| 🥈 | software glitch | 238 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #35 | space bar | 1 |
| #113 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #138 | space junk | 18 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #106 | spare neck bolts | 1 |
| #29 | sparking robo-battery | 524 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #260 | spectral pickle | 61 |
| #3303 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #29 | spidercow eye-cluster | 6 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #38 | spirit blanket | 11 |
| #57 | spirit gum | 93 |
| #52 | spirit mattress | 9 |
| #32 | spirit pillow | 12 |
| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| #192 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #112 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #30 | spooky lasso | 68 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #260 | spooky nuggets | 4 |
| #315 | spooky powder | 2 |
| #935 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #169 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #595 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #133 | squashed frog | 179 |
| #236 | squirming egg sac | 59 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #607 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #151 | steampunk potion | 3 |
| #263 | stench nuggets | 4 |
| #267 | stench powder | 2 |
| #110 | stick of "gum" | 16 |
| #750 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 3 |
| #87 | stick-on gnome beard | 5 |
| #79 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #78 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #75 | stone wool | 28 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #167 | strange cube | 10 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #183 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | strawberyl | 38 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #57 | string of moist beads | 3 |
| #339 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 121 |
| #452 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 88 |
| #386 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 96 |
| #342 | stuffed Meat | 126 |
| #3166 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #522 | stuffed angry cow | 83 |
| #527 | stuffed astral badger | 84 |
| #508 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 88 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1467 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #633 | stuffed cocoabo | 69 |
| #339 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #907 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #639 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 72 |
| #488 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 90 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #701 | stuffed hand turkey | 67 |
| #406 | stuffed key | 140 |
| #473 | stuffed martini | 18 |
| #604 | stuffed mind flayer | 76 |
| #506 | stuffed mink | 95 |
| #379 | stuffed monocle | 118 |
| #53 | stuffed ninja snowman | 164 |
| #63 | stuffed pocketwatch | 5 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #804 | stuffed scary death orb | 62 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #531 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 84 |
| #852 | stuffed snowy owl | 55 |
| #901 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #636 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 71 |
| #386 | stuffed teddy butler | 118 |
| #423 | stuffed tin of caviar | 107 |
| #396 | stuffed treasure chest | 146 |
| #574 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 78 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #46 | stuffed yo-yo | 26 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #28 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #194 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #514 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #631 | super-spiky hair gel | 74 |
| #276 | superheated fudge | 14 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #633 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #94 | swirly potion | 226 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #71 | tarnished bottlecap | 48 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #110 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #21 | the most dangerous bait | 236 |
| #601 | thin black candle | 146 |
| #116 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #81 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #254 | throwing bone | 3 |
| #140 | throwing candy | 5 |
| #30 | tightly-wound spine | 2 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #14 | time shuriken | 3 |
| #132 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #20 | tin cup | 1 |
| #171 | tiny canopic jar | 2 |
| #78 | tiny dancer | 8 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #959 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #942 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4231 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3833 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4545 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8219 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #988 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4502 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3997 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4349 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #88 | toast | 29,041 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #111 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #66 | too legit potion | 1 |
| #235 | top | 19 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #217 | tourmalime | 33 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #14 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #128 | transporter transponder | 11 |
| #1156 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #32 | triggerfingerbone | 10 |
| #59 | trilobite candy mold | 4 |
| #353 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #497 | true grit | 1 |
| #428 | tube of dread wax | 4 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #28 | turtle voicebox | 112 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #491 | twinkly nuggets | 2 |
| #383 | twinkly powder | 4 |
| #90 | una poca de gracia | 11 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #163 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #115 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #89 | unused soap | 23 |
| #198 | useless powder | 945 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #132 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #177 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #67 | vial of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #62 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #116 | vial of swamp vapors | 2 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #483 | vinegar | 84 |
| #52 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #100 | viral DNA | 22 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #485 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #45 | wad of cotton | 37 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #83 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #34 | wasabi marble soda | 13 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #43 | weathered barrel | 192 |
| #120 | weremoose spit | 3 |
| #68 | wet venom duct | 6 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #345 | whisker pencil | 16 |
| #82 | whiskey in a broken glass | 39 |
| #54 | white blood cells | 2 |
| #889 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #15 | white chocolate chips | 2,191 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #57 | willyweed | 64 |
| #71 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 7 |
| #61 | wind-up ensign | 6 |
| #626 | wind-up meatcar | 9 |
| #44 | wind-up navigation droid | 9 |
| #61 | wind-up owl | 8 |
| #61 | wind-up vampire teeth | 7 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #33 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,256 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #76 | worst candy | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #947 | yellow candy heart | 6 |
| #233 | yellow gummi ingot | 145 |
| #32 | yellow pixel potion | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #165 | zombie hollandaise | 2 |