| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1555 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #685 | Mad Train wine | 95 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #390 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #654 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of alcohol | 5 |
| #774 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #788 | bottle of rum | 27 |
| #224 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #871 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #638 | bottle of vodka | 14 |
| #785 | bottle of whiskey | 19 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1394 | box of sunshine | 130 |
| #708 | boxed wine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #162 | can of Swiller | 31 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #410 | cruelty-free wine | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #921 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #800 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #929 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #765 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #948 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #37 | grog | 95 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1435 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7 |
| #1048 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #474 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #470 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #481 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2561 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2758 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2787 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2933 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #354 | thistle wine | 5 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #255 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #705 | white lightning | 6 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |