| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1556 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #687 | Mad Train wine | 95 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #655 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of alcohol | 5 |
| #775 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
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| #226 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #870 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #637 | bottle of vodka | 14 |
| #787 | bottle of whiskey | 19 |
| #24 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1398 | box of sunshine | 130 |
| #709 | boxed wine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #163 | can of Swiller | 31 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #412 | cruelty-free wine | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #922 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #766 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #37 | grog | 95 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1434 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7 |
| #1049 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #476 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #471 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #482 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1479 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #2532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2795 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2663 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2944 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #354 | thistle wine | 5 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #256 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #706 | white lightning | 6 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |