Museum :: VelmaVelma

VelmaVelma

Rank	Item	Quantity
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	10
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	8
#5	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	8
#13	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	9
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	6
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#40	BGE merchandise order form	77
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#116	BRICKO brick	2,824
#164	BRICKO eye brick	367
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#173	Bit O' Ectoplasm	14
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#24	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	25
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#138	Corpse Island iced tea	37
#383	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	14
#509	Crimbo candied pecan	21
#286	Crimbo peppermint bark	47
#322	Crimbo pie	7
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#123	Daffy Taffy	302
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#313	Divine	1
#60	El Vibrato power sphere	28
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	21
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#154	Game Grid ticket	40
#121	Game Grid token	38
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#67	Gin Mint	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#40	Gummi-DNA	95
#44	Gummi-Gnauga	134
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#481	LED block	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#430	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	88
#66	Lucky Surprise Egg	146
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#49	Mer-kin healscroll	24
#45	Mer-kin hidepaint	13
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#79	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#100	Mer-kin thingpouch	6
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
#287	Neuromancer	1
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#19	Oreille Divisée brandy	51
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#64	Rainbow's Gravity	3
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#456	Rock Pops	119
#45	Roo trading card	3
#79	Russian Ice	3
#89	S.A.V.E. flyer	4
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#55	Spooky Surprise Egg	297
#143	Steal This Candy	18
#945	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#689	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#65	Tequiz Navidad	2
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#139	The Joy of Wassailing	19
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#62	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	13
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#41	Vaso De Agua trading card	3
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#162	Wolfman Nardz	10
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#7	a cute angel	4
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#40	agua de vida	283
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#89	ant pick	5
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#268	baby killer bee	37
#183	babycakes	1
#1151	bag of airline peanuts	14
#367	bag of lard	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#331	bath ball gift set	15
#83	battered Crimbo Crate	203
#212	bed of coals	4
#160	beefy fish meat	3
#788	beertini	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#18	beige clambroth marble	3
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#47	black pudding	133
#156	black spot	5
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#531	black-and-blue light	50
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#138	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	40
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#530	blue plasma ball	50
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#517	bone chips	22
#195	bone meal	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#56	bottle of Ooze-O	40
#128	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#272	bottle of sake	2
#371	bottle of sewage schnapps	12
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#52	bowl of fishysoisse	12
#2439	box of sunshine	45
#1334	boxed wine	1
#97	breaded beer	5
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#320	candied kobold	10
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#88	canopic jar	197
#410	canteen of wine	67
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#348	cheap studded belt	126
#997	cheap toaster	2
#137	chocolate filthy lucre	83
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#128	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	17
#606	chunk of depleted Grimacite	16
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#1292	clown hammer	9
#433	club necklace	15
#716	comfy coffin	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#164	cool mushroom	16
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#142	corpse on the beach	34
#128	corpsedriver	36
#385	corpsetini	13
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#433	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#85	cursed bottle of rum	28
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1025	daisy	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#971	defective skull	12
#1339	delicious salad	7
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#231	demon skin	63
#454	designer handbag	6
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#49	divine blowout	1,186
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#46	divine cracker	361
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#182	doll house	32
#131	dollhive	83
#43	donkey flipbook	15
#266	dry martini	1
#120	dry vodka martini	4
#516	ducha de oro	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#336	dull fish scale	7
#24	dusty Crimbo crate	247
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#444	dwarf bread	9
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#877	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#761	elven moonshine	11
#1136	elven socks	2
#1205	empty agua de vida bottle	3
#712	encoder ring	13
#122	epic wad	5
#70	escargotsicle	9
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#371	fake blood	3
#1196	fake fake vomit	14
#1063	fake hand	13
#236	fake plastic grass	8
#87	fancy canapés	5
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1135	fancy dress ball	8
#656	fancy opera glasses	4
#2007	felt	2
#129	festive sausage	20
#231	fetid feather	40
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#880	fine wine	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#340	flaming feather	29
#447	flaming mushroom	5
#57	flaming mushroom wine	9
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#432	foam dart	77
#298	frightful feather	31
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#501	frigid mote	1
#29	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	72
#336	frozen feather	29
#1946	fruitcake	5
#53	fruity girl swill	7
#15	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	106
#380	fudge bunny	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#28	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	75
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#519	giant designer sunglasses	7
#27	giant glass of brandy	15
#132	gibson	1
#83	gilded ancient cursed key	3
#19	gill rings	2
#275	gimlet	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#84	gingerbread house	6
#282	gingerbread mutant bugbear	12
#145	glistening fish meat	4
#346	gloomy black mushroom	9
#215	gloomy mushroom wine	3
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#948	googly eye	12
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#456	gray bow tie	15
#1909	green beer	1
#548	grog	1
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#257	gyroscope	11
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#532	heart necklace	13
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#45	herb brownies	458
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#120	holiday cheese log	20
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#72	hovering sombrero	6
#354	iGoogly	71
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#83	icy mushroom wine	4
#92	imitation crab meat	54
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#182	invisible bag	5
#120	irradiated candy cane	26
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#461	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#1251	jazz soap	10
#84	jellyfish gel	4
#941	jerky coins	4
#1127	joybuzzer	15
#145	king cookie	1
#594	knuckle sandwich	34
🥈	laser cannon	1
#147	laser-broiled pear	49
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#560	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#456	leaflet	1
#533	leather mask	5
#36	leathery bat skin	348
#42	leathery cat skin	505
#342	leathery rat skin	7
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#670	leotarrrd	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#172	lewd playing card	14
#975	licorice garrote	3
#48	liver and let pie	15
#43	llama lama cria	2
#85	love song of disturbing obsession	174
#230	lumbering jack	1
#74	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	3
#74	lump of coal	12
#101	makeshift crane	3
#310	mandarina colada	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#75	marshmallow flambé	6
#465	martini	3
#615	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
#802	mauve striped oyster egg	5
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#119	mimosette	1
#109	mole molé	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#171	monomolecular yo-yo	402
#646	mother's little helper	1
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#246	motivational poster	16
#500	mugcake	2
#146	mulled cider	12
#403	mylar scout drone	12
#147	nanite-infested candy cane	103
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#156	nanite-infested fruitcake	26
#222	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	18
#529	ocean motion	1
#154	oily golden mushroom	3
#257	old-fashioned	1
#261	oozenog	11
#34	organ grinder	1
#47	ornate ancient cursed chest	9
#61	pack of KWE trading card	37
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#29	pair of ragged claws	10
#21	pair of twitching claws	4
#84	panicked kernel	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#405	papaya slung	3
#193	paperclip	255
#21	parasitic claw	7
#19	parasitic headgnawer	5
#43	parasitic strangleworm	3
#31	parasitic tentacles	3
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#445	patent leather shoes	15
#225	peach pie	1
#388	peanut brittle shield	7
#294	penguin focaccia bread	37
#273	penguin thesaurus	26
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#568	personalized coffee mug	66
#2716	pet rock	1
#1322	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	5
#1322	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	9
#897	petrified wood	1
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#622	piece of wedding cake	6
#157	pile of gold coins	14
#594	pink pony	1
#470	pixellated candy heart	30
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#214	plum wine	1
#294	pointy mushroom	8
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#45	pool of liquid metal	17
#848	potato sprout	2
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#1690	pretty flower	3
#337	prismatic wad	3
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#57	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	7
#60	pulsing flesh	37
#176	pumpkin beer	3
#97	pumpkinhead mask	89
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#178	queen cookie	4
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#231	red wagon	1
#80	red-headed corpse	4
#357	redrum	3
#99	ribbon candy	17
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#19	rigid carapace	79
#297	roasted marshmallow	117
#209	roboduck-on-a-string	7
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#5	rock lobster	5
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#2320	rogue swarmer	15
#494	roll in the hay	1
#20	roll of Hob-Os	242
#76	rook cookie	1
#197	rubber WWBD? bracelet	28
#169	rubber WWJD? bracelet	30
#186	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	28
#149	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	31
#1197	rubber emo roe	14
#439	rum and cola	3
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#42	salacious lychee chuhai	5
#855	salty dog	1
#320	salty slug	4
#139	sand dollar	141
#16	sandcastle	22
#115	sane hatrack	1
#336	sangria	1
#2318	sawblade fragment	11
#129	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	146
#89	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	488
#87	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	512
#76	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	518
#83	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	364
#78	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	432
#589	screwdriver	1
#95	sea blueberry	11
#85	sea persimmon	15
#22	seaode	71
#131	seaweed	2
🥈	set of Unobtainium straps	1
#98	shark cartilage	2
#135	shark tooth	1
#76	shimmering rainbow sand	9
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#363	shot of tomato schnapps	8
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
#347	silver tongue charrrm	14
#55	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	2
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#67	skate blade	2
#54	skate board	1
#67	skate skates	2
#111	skate skin	6
#148	slab of sponge	2
#397	slap and tickle	3
#286	sleeping stocking	10
#42	slime-covered club	1
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#375	slimy fermented bile bladder	9
#366	slimy sweetbreads	8
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#530	slow jam collection	8
#39	slug of rum	69
#44	slug of shochu	59
#41	slug of vodka	51
#80	small leather glove	13
#61	small slimy cyst	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#236	snowball	1
#51	space jam toast	2
#226	spade necklace	24
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#31	spice melange	14
#84	spooky bark	217
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#124	spooky mushroom wine	3
#468	spooky pirate skeleton	2
#23	spooky rattling cigar box	3
#119	spooky sap	94
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#63	squamous polyp	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#362	stained mattress	3
#105	stapler bear	1
#170	star starfish	2
#26	sterno-flavored Hob-O	65
#362	stick-on eyebrow piercing	106
#7	stinky cheese eye	1
#202	stinky mushroom	12
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#718	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	61
#5713	stuffed Cheshire bitten	5
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#4247	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#1035	stuffed Meat	43
#358	stuffed alien blob	17
#6271	stuffed angry cow	4
#4282	stuffed astral badger	9
#4895	stuffed baby gravy fairy	7
#4161	stuffed cocoabo	9
#1529	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#77	stuffed dodo	4
#5316	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	6
#4952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#4311	stuffed hand turkey	9
#143	stuffed key	294
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#3038	stuffed mind flayer	15
#674	stuffed mink	69
#769	stuffed monocle	61
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#224	stuffed scary death orb	145
#989	stuffed shoulder parrot	21
#345	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	109
#243	stuffed snowy owl	136
#381	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	104
#560	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	78
#803	stuffed teddy butler	58
#706	stuffed tin of caviar	68
#184	stuffed treasure chest	250
#255	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	131
#1600	stuffing	4
#78	sturdy Crimbo crate	236
#186	sugar banana	2
#88	sugar chapeau	2
#70	sugar shank	2
#74	sugar sheet	442
#183	sugar shield	1
#57	sugar shillelagh	2
#115	sugar shorts	2
#72	sugar shotgun	2
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#225	tangarita	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#49	tempura avocado	1
#22	tempura broccoli	6
#96	teqiwila	1
#160	teqiwila slammer	3
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#804	theoretical string	11
#17	thermos of brew	18
#298	three-tiered wedding cake	2
#54	throbbing organ pie	3
#16	throbbing rage gland	12
#641	throwing wrench	7
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#51	tiny bindle	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#163	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	4
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#1174	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#2810	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#148	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#916	tiny plastic G Imp	8
#1096	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	7
#1739	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#153	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	6
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#903	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2900	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#2031	tiny plastic barrrnacle	9
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#2859	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	6
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#169	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#122	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	7
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#3965	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#2527	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#1432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#2226	tiny plastic grue	8
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#845	tiny plastic hermit	6
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#3334	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#2171	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1319	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#3367	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#2846	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#4016	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#955	tiny plastic taco cat	8
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1257	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1725	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1238	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#216	tiny slimy cyst	2
#1834	toast	137
#91	toast with jam	2
#118	toe jam	5
#58	toe jam toast	1
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#79	toothbrush	28
#17	toy deathbot	41
#747	toy hoverpad	13
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#125	traffic jam	5
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#125	tropical swill	1
#99	twitching claw	32
#110	underwater slingshot	2
#282	unstable DNA	188
#1176	unstable laser battery	42
#37	urchin roe	1
#365	urinal cake	5
#82	vitachoconutriment capsule	46
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#321	vodka martini	3
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#69	wad of cotton	31
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#425	whiskey sour	3
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#1555	whoopie cushion	5
#1614	wind-up chattering teeth	5
#615	witch hat	1
#90	wolfman mask	90
#1221	wooden block	1
#1157	x-ray specs	5
#355	yak skin	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1617	yellow snowcone	5
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#80	yummy death watch beetle	15

Wow, that's 20,956 items total!

what items are this player missing?