| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 4,262 |
| #43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #18 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #26 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #14 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| 🥇 | breakfast miracle | 453 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #74 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #50 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #42 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #12 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #8 | golden monkey statuette | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #43 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #37 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #43 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #58 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| 🥉 | repaid diaper | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #78 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| 🥇 | water purification pills | 18,467 |