The label on this box is badly-printed and hard to read -- the letters all run together as "boxingdaycarepackage" -- but it seems reasonable to assume it's like a CARE package for people who have to deal with the horrors of Boxing Day? Like, retail customer-service employees, I guess? In which case I would expect it to be full of whiskey and cigarettes, frankly. But there's only one way to find out...